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Benverly

@benverly.bsky.social
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's fine if we never say "Master Bedroom" again. It's just the big bedroom, k?
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
🚨 ICE ATTACKS PROTESTERS DURING DELANEY HALL SHIFT CHANGE 🚨 ICE agents shove the crowd and detain one person as multiple agents pile on top of him outside the Newark ICE prison. Day 24. @jtcestkowski.bsky.social & Jon Farina ⬇️
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
After the apocalypse: haha you're so skinny!
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The seed art at MN State Fair is gonna draw WAY bigger crowds than this old chestnut
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
New York City is the media capital of the country. Delaney Hall is nine miles from Manhattan. There is zero reason to not have wall to wall coverage of the hunger strike, the horrific conditions and ICE violence. The indie journalists need strength in numbers, and not just during business hours.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Everyone involved in this corrupt robbery of the US treasury needs to go to jail
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Minnesota needs a write in candidate. Jesse Ventura come back
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Coffin dance
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
RFK Jr is what a plate of lasagna would sound like if it spoke
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The People of Minnesota: Time Person of the Year 2026
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I imagine the Vances will give birth to a weird space alien creature like in V
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Your Minnesota flag decal actually WILL get you into heaven
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Man I paint my Warhammer guys better than this
Getty image of trump at Davos. A large bruise is visible on his left hand. His yellow/orange makeup is also very pronounced as seen by the contrast near his right ear where his natural pallid skin is observed
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In the grim darkness of the far future there are tiny figurines
On the left, an image of a Warhammer 40k commisar figurine, on the right a photo of Bovino dressed up in doll clothes also as a 40k commisar
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LA Justice for Survivors Act Coalition @louisianajsa.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Because dynamics of domestic violence, trafficking, + sexual assault are not adequately accounted for in the Louisiana legal system, victims are criminalized for defending themselves or for being coerced into participating in a crime under duress. The Justice for Survivors Act provides a solution.
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Someone give Jesse Ventura a chain gun he can open carry and let him be a legal observer.
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Make sure to tell ICE that layering doesn't work, a wet banana around their forehead could help and gloves only make your hands cooler. Good luck out there boys!
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Victory to Minnesota! The Land of 10,000 Lakes but no more patience! Scourge of the 3rd Precinct and soon to be David to ICE's Goliath! L'Etoile du Nord !!!
A loon ascending from the water in an aggressive stance under a flying bald eagle several feet above.
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Regarding the administration baiting the good folk to revolt, a prayer for the people of Minneapolis in their struggle with ICE, from Psalm 35:8: May ruin overtake them by surprise— may the net they hid entangle them, may they fall into the pit, to their ruin.
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Sheesh. Loads of people are mad at leftists and people who didn't want to vote for Kamala. STILL! If you're so obsessed with"pragmatism" then be pragmatic and find ways to find a strong and durable coalition! There are lots of people out there who hated Kamala that hate the GOP even more than you
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Mammals are the key to taking down the Death Star
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Pointing finger and laughing: "Eewwww, Ross likes Sydney, Ross likes Sydney"
Screenshot of ny times article by Ross Douthat titled "what the movies need from Sydney Sweeney"
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
At least all those generals have to listen to these ramblings too
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
RFK preparing a mix of folates to take away the pain and prevent childhood autism
Image of Warhammer Chaos God Nurgle in front of a bubbling cauldron
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Just served a bunch of New Orleanians a tater tot hot dish and they treated it like the delicacy it is.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
RFK Jr. spits out a mouthful of asbestos and takes a swig from his sewage bottle. "I can already see children getting healthier," he gurgles, a bone from a roadkill bat lodged in his larynx. "The spike in measles deaths is a sign their mitochondrial vitality is spiking." His left ear drops off.
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
RFK Jr's hands are extremely hot and wet.
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Lol no shit you were wrong
Image of white house and military jets below title of NYTimes opinion article "We thought the military would stand up to trump, we were wrong"
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
"war fighting" is such a dumb fucking term.
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Dear Lord, please open the gates of hell for these Heretics, where they can exist forever and every, amen.
Secretary of DHS at a microphone with assorted politicians and others seated in background.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
when i say i support the troops i mean all the dogs currently suffering through ptsd
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
blade but he hunts astronauts instead of vampires
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
A young JD Vance, or whatever he was called then, surely listened to this song, pushed back his greasy hair, and through his teeth grunted: Thish one'sh abou' MEE
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Westfall
YouTube video by Okkervil River - Topic
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
RFK Jr. fires vaccine committee as they failed to accept Grandfather Nurgle's blessing.
Image of Chaos God Nurgle: a bloated demon god with a monstrous mouth on his head and another on his sizable abdomen
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I wanna hire the Rogansphere to hawk my Serotonin Chews
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is no time for peace, there is only time for wARfiGhTing" sounds dumb as shit
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
"war fighting" is such a dumb fucking term.
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
RFK making a bold wardrobe choice for his hearing today.
Image of Chaos Lord Nurgle's Great Unclean One towering over chaos demons and other heretical creatures. A greater demon.
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Oh ya, da Popes ready to take on our sins, so. Only Ditka coulda been better. Daaaaaa Pope.
Da Bears guys from SNL, sitting in Chicago sportswear at a restaurant table
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This is an attack on the Warhammer community
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I've been thinking. When you see a farmer, how do you know if it's one of the "good ones"?
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
These farmers are gonna waste all of our tariff money on spit buckets, big belt buckles and moonshine! I won't have it!
Trump's Truth Social post weirdly describing past payments to farmers after his last tariffs and suggesting future payments for the new tariffs
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I wish there was a way to say "damn you". . . But more
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
@governorwalz.mn.gov maybe you should split the DFL from the Democrats and join with other progressive leaders across the country to bring the DFL as the prominent option. The Dems ain't doing shit
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Repeating a bad argument in a baby voice is actually great debate
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Semper find a real job!
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Calling them traitors is boring. Who gives AF about patriotism. Instead, use HERETIC, MALEFACTOR or DECEIVER
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I would like to challenge Elon Musk to a chainsaw fight
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Jones Soda should be bigger than Amazon
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Senator Bernie Sanders reminds us that wages haven't matched inflation for 50 years . . . Coincidence?!
A photograph of Lorne Michaels, founder of SNL 50 years ago and possibly the cause of wage stagnation over that same time period.
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