Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. 011
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Saw a FedEx guy come walking out of the forest with a package under his arm. So I guess bears do ship in the woods. 010
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I love my new camouflage which allows me to look exactly like a couch. *JD Vance walks in* #TwoSentenceHorrorStory 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Cover your damn feet in enclosed public spaces, people. I will hear no rebuttal to this. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026🎶Red Man! (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the Gray Men (ah-ah-ah) Champion of subway (ah-ah-ah) You're a Master of Squatting And spreading For Everyone 🎶 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ugh, I am going to be writing 5786 on my checks for at least a month! 001
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I don’t remember the episode of Mad About You where she rode Paul Reiser like this. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026At the SkyView in Stockholm and during the pre-ride video in a small room with ten people it touts the artists who have played at the adjacent Avicii Arena: “Beatles, Bowie, Avicii…” and one guy loudly proclaims, as if it is a revelation. “LOVE Avicii” 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Remember, for the Republicans getting the tax cuts, the racism is either accepted or a bonus. For the Republicans NOT getting the tax cuts, the racism is either accepted or a must-have. 010
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Fred Savage is NINE years older today than Dan Lauria, who played his Dad on The Wonder Years, was when they started the show. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Finished my 139th lifetime half-marathon in Helsinki with a new knee half-marathon PR of 1:38:36. This actually surprised the hell out of me considering this is basically the third time I have started over in the past 3 years with just 6 weeks to prepare for this after a hamstring pull in late June 110
Reposted by Dane Rauschenbergstuartpstevens.bsky.social @stuartpstevens.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I spent a lot of time with Lindsey Graham in the 2008 R primary campaign. I was a Romney guy, he was McCain. No one will remember who that guy was. His legacy is Donald Trump. What a waste. x.com/stuartpsteve... 717635
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Two counties, both over 100 years old, that have NEVER voted for a republican Presidential nominee are BOTH in Texas! Brooks County, Texas: Democratic in every presidential election since 1912. Jim Hogg County, Texas: Democratic in every presidential election since 1916. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the best part of The Odyssey was when he said "IT'S ODY TIME" and odded all over those guys 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 10/08/20267 years ago today: 8.5 hours later - 22 pools, 5000 yards swam, 100 miles driven, one massive gay pride parade driven through (slowly and safely), and two tired swimmers. But we got a 200 yard swim in every free Austin pool all in one day. 110
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Hey all! I have my 6th book ready to publish and am looking for a new literary agent. It's a memoir of my mother told through the postcards I sent her. Happy to provide an outline, a pitch or whatever if you know anyone who might be able to help! 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This is how the cult will distance themselves from OBVIOUS lies. By pretending to be erudite and considering all the facts. It just takes one tug of the thread to get them to react and one look at the profile to show that I, once again, was 100% correct. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026There was 13 years between when The Wedding Singer was set (1985) and released (1998). It is now more than DOUBLE that time frame. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m fully convinced pandas are just drunk people the police put in a fur costume to sweat it off. 001
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Well I have submitted this piece for the Minnesota State Fair Fine Art Exhibit.ion. Let's see if I go 2 for 2 in not getting accepted! 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Is the 350 foot gash in the room with us right now? 010
Reposted by Dane RauschenbergKori Rumore Finley @chicagorumormill.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Mary Morello, mom of @rageagainst.bsky.social's Tom Morello, supported MLB players in this 1972 letter to @chicagotribune.com chicagotribune.newspapers.com/article/chic... 212743
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The guy who voiced Count Chocula also voiced Lion-O on the Thundercats. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Got "permanently" suspended on Twitter for saying I can't wait until Trump croaks. That is somehow something which "that threatens, incites, glorifies, or expresses desire for violence or harm." Fuck you. I will fucking LOVE when he dies. BILLIONS of people will as well. 110
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I despise the naivete I had growing up thinking the Senators, mostly from the Republican party were not either ignorant fuckknuckles or craven miscreants. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I doubt you are your own worst critic. I’ve said some really nasty shit about you. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I think that people are being a little too happy about Lindsey Graham dying because you have to remember how happy we all are that Charlie Kirk is dead, too. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Democratic people need to knock this shit off. You don't HAVE to remember the one good thing about a disgusting person just so milquetoast people who will never vote for you anyway can think you didn't do something that offends their delicate sensibilities for one second. 1/2 100
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026How do you think Meghan McCain will make this about her? 0225
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This is one of my more favorite pictures and memories. A 19 hours layover in Amsterdam on the way home from Ljubljana. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Araújo, lightly touching Mbappe with the side of his foot: Mbappe move out of the way please so you don’t trip on me Mbappe, his eyes enormous: you KICK Mbappe? you kick his shin like the football? oh! oh! jail for Tomás Araújo! jail for Tomás Araújo for One Thousand Years!!!! 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Pretty pleased with this one I created. With all due apologies to Andre the Giant, Shepard Fairey, and "OBEY". 010
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 16/06/2026When first high winds, and then blistering temps, and finally hellacious rain made my attempt to run the fastest marathon ever around a cruise ship finally be forced into port, I got it done. This was in #Curaçao. #worldcup #fifa My recap: danerunsalot.blogspot.com/2016/12/crys... 010
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026This yellow barrier is the border between Canada and the United States at Point Roberts and it just makes me laugh. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 05/06/2026We are further away from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off than Ferris was from D-Day. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 03/06/2026In 2022, I ran 6 half-marathons in 6 days in 6 states in New England, winning two and taking 2nd in the other fours. I could have just stayed home. My recap: danerunsalot.blogspot.com/2022/05/new-... 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I recap running a half-marathon in all 50 States with lots of stats and links and hopefully some inspiration for you if you need it. danerunsalot.blogspot.com/2026/06/a-ha... 020
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I’m the type of fella who will nudge a paper clip free to give the vacuum a second chance. You know, in case the vacuum was tired or something. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The most Christian people I have ever met are atheists. 010
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Even groggy af from some muscle relaxants this went fairly well. Fastest on this course in SIX months. www.strava.com/activities/1...strava.comOxygen helps! | StravaView Dane Rauschenberg's Run on May 28, 2026 | Strava 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Just a few random pictures of me trying to motivate the yoots to stay healthy. 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life -- the sick, the needy, and the handicapped. -Hubert Horatio Humphrey, US Vice President 000
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 26/05/2026There were barely 1000 days (just about 2 years and 10 months) from when Led Zeppelin released their first album and when they released their fourth. Holy crap. 010
Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Today in 1935: Jesse Owens has possibly the greatest day in track history (and he only needed 45 minutes) at the Big Ten Champs. 100y - 9.4 [Ties WR] Long Jump - 8.13 [26-8.75] WORLD RECORD 220y - 20.3 WORLD RECORD 220y Hurdles - 22.6 WORLD RECORD 000