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Nath Finanças 💰 @nathfinancas.com.br · 05/10/2026
Aposta ainda sem resultado? Se não sair resultado até o fim do prazo, a aposta é cancelada e a bet devolve o valor apostado. Segundo o governo, os brasileiros tinham R$ 1,7 bilhão guardado nas bets.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In 1977 CARY GRANT wrote to his daughter as she turned 11. (From 'Evenings With Cary Grant: Recollections in His Own Words and by Those Who Knew Him Best', by Nancy Nelson. With a foreword by Barbara and Jennifer Grant.)
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Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
John Byrne and Dick Giordano - Man of Steel 3 (1986), page 17 original art.
Superman and Batman - collaborating, and going into action.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1959
SCIENTIST FEARS

Thinking Machines Will Dominate Man

--Sarasota Journal, 28 Dec 1959
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Tomb Heintjes @hogansalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some of us discover our gift early! In "Peanuts," Schroeder first played the piano 75 years ago, on September 24, 1951.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To celebrate Spooky Season, let's learn why this vampire bat is running on a treadmill. The three species of vampire bats are the only known mammals to be obligate hemophages: 100% of their calories come from blood. The Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus) prefers mammals... (📷: Giulia Rossi)
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Marcelo Soares @msoares.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Daqui a muito pouco tempo, o filho do rico vai estudar com giz de cera e o filho do pobre vai usar gerador de lero-lero.
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Marcelo Soares @msoares.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
O cenário mais realista de os geradores de lero-lero acabarem com a humanidade é o suicídio cognitivo de três ou quatro gerações treinadas simultaneamente a deixar de pensar. Médicos, engenheiros e todos os profissionais de daqui a 5 anos estão pondo um produto de big techs pra estudar por eles.
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Érico Assis @ericoassis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Um abraço apertado para quem estiver traduzindo esse título.
MY PRESSURES, livro de Andy Serkis
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Camarote da República @camarotedacpi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Um moço lá no Threads que é "Nem Lula Nem Bolsonaro, simplesmente Bolsonaro" tá perguntando como que seria uma pandemia sob um governo do PT. Como o moço não lembra da Pandemia H1N1 em 2009, sob Governo Lula II, vamos ajudar o coleguinha a entender o que é uma gestão de riscos bem feita.
Post de prof. na rede social Threads, com imagem de perfil tampada por uma foto do Lula com expressão "tô de olho", que diz: "Você já parou pra pensar como seria um governo do PT na pandemia?". A publicação exibe métricas de engajamento na parte inferior, marcando cento e quarenta e dois curtidas, quinhentos e trinta e três comentários, um repost e dois compartilhamentos.
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Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My baby, she wrote me a letter. Various versions of stationery, from the House of ideas!
Spider-Man spidering at the top, the Marvel Universe down the left side of the paper.Letterhead - Marvel Comics Group, address at top; Martin Goodman’s and Stan Lee’s names. Silver Age Marvel characters down left side and across bottom of paper.Letterhead. The Thing reading a comic at top left.Internal correspondence. Full-color Spider-Man web-swinging at page middle.
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Delírios @rainavpi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Minha avó contando que na época dela só poderia ir ao médico quem trabalhava de carteira assinada porque pagava a previdência. Esse é o Brasil que o povo esqueceu quando apedreja políticas e programas sociais.
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Vivian Mota @viviandamota.bsky.social · 19/06/2020
Criei essa thread para organizar minhas tirinhas sobre maternidade #mothacomics aqui no twitter! :) Pra quem quiser acompanhar no instagram também, é só seguir aqui ---> www.instagram.com/mothacomics
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⚒ José Simões ⚒ @josesimoes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Astronomy Picture of the Day A Daytime Eclipse: Moon Occults Venus apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26091...
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saiu na Folha @folha.com
Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos.
1) Um homem e uma mulher na pose de quem vai começar a dançar. O homem diz: “Dançar é bom.”
2) O homem traz o corpo da mulher pra junto de si, puxando-lhe o braço também. Ele diz: “A gente pega, a gente puxa,”
3) O homem se contorce, agitando a mulher no ar - as pernas dela se erguem pra todo lado. Ele vai dizendo: “Sacode pra cá, sacode pra lá”
4) A mulher está zonza, no chão, apoiando com uma mão. Voz fora de cena pergunta: “Dançar é bom?” - ela responde: “Achei uma merda.”
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 11/09/2026
Why is 'lb' the abbreviation for 'pound'?
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zé gapeta, o espectro autista @gapeta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Virei dev java por culpa do Osama Bin Laden.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We mean the unglamorous, slightly stubborn seriousness of treating the artist's life like a 9-to-5. Showing up. Every single day. Doing the work badly until it eventually gets good.
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John Freeman @johnfreeman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy 89th Birthday, Sergio Aragonés! Sergio silliness can be found on his official website at sergioaragones.com – and do check out the Groo website at groo.com It’s pretty snazzy considering it’s about a mendicant.
Happy 89th Birthday, Sergio Aragonés! Sergio silliness can be found on his official website at https://sergioaragones.com – and do check out the Groo website at https://groo.com  It’s pretty snazzy considering it’s about a mendicant.Cover of Groo in the Wild by Sergio Aragonés, Mark Evanier, Stan Sakai and Carrie StrachanCover of Groo: Minstrel Melodies by Sergio Aragonés, Mark Evanier, Stan Sakai and Carrie StrachanCover of Louder than Words by Sergio Aragonés
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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TDAGato @naomuito.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
vazou o novo do shyamalan
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
‘The 9 Rules For All Roadrunner And Wile E. Coyote Interactions’ — a fascinating & fantastic guide by animation director and creator Chuck Jones for all the animators working on the Cartoon.
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Ryot @ryot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
tira baseada no blueet da @exuliane.bsky.social
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Pam e sua Mini Cã @pamesuaminica.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pensa assim um padrinho te garante uma mesada de R$30 mil/mês MAS vc precisa IR pra um emprego CLT 100% presencial no Brasil e cumprir 40 horas semanais lá na empresa. Tem que fazer o trabalho mesmo e não pode ser demitido. Não pode empresa sua ou de quem você conhece. Qual emprego vc escolheria?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ok Brazilians, I compiled all your lil guys gals and... things on fire... in one big collage! hopefully your fav is in here 🇧🇷 #cryptids #mythology
big collage of 18 brazilian cryptids, from top left:
- CURUPIRA - little boy with fire for hair, little bead necklace, skirt made from leaves, holding a little spear, but his feet point backwards from the way he is facing
- BOITATA - little green snake on fire sitting in their little egg after hatching
- MULA SEM CABECA - little horse without a head where instead there is an open flame, white and brown splotches, and a heart cutie mark
- CURACANGA - disembodied head on fire, looking at a melted icecream sadly
- JARAGUA - little orange horse skull shaped head, with a flowy blue dress with many pink flowers, a little multicolored bow
- BOTO-COR-DE-ROSA - pink shiny river dolphin splashing out of the water, wearing a tiny yellow straw hat
- CUCA - teeny green alligator in oversized red stilettos in a long wavy blonde wig feeling really fancy with spread arms
- IARA - little bucktoothed kid singing her little heart out on a toy microphone, with long blue hair and a yellow red fish tail
- MATINTA-PERERA - harpy looking kid with bird wings and bird feet, in a green linnen dress, with a baby pigeon sitting on her head
- CAIPORA and PORCO-DO-MATO - small dark skinned child with bright red hear wearing a whole leafy shrub as a dress, with their pal a little baby boar, looking at a green bug in suspicion
- CABOCLO-D'AGUA - little green fish boy with yellow fins and a fish tail, just floating about with blue bubbles around him
- SACI-PERERE - small boy with only one leg, a big red cap and red shorts, smoking a pipe making pink bubbles
- PE DE GARRAFA - kid with a shaved head and a cyclops single eye in blue shorts with one foot stuck in a glass bottle
- GARANTIDO and CAPRICHOSO - cow mystical creatures, one is cream with a red heart and a red bell the other is black with a blue star and a blue bell
- MAPINGUARI - sloth like creature but the torso is one huge eye and one huge mouth
- CABECA DE CUIA - grey skinned boy sitting in shallow water, with a huge shiny head
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Tomb Heintjes @hogansalley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In "Peanuts," Charlie Brown first wrote to his pencil-pal on August 25, 1958. (This concept always resonated with me since I had a pen-pal in Italy when I was a kid.) Here's his first letter and that sequence:
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velhopato.bsky.social @velhopato.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A tradução perfeita não exis… (corte para Emmanuel Santiago, que traduziu ”O Corvo“ de Poe como “A Rola”) www.jornalopcao.com.br/opcao-cultur... cc para @ericoassis.bsky.social
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“A Rola”: uma tradução de “The Raven” como você nunca viu - Jornal Opção
Emmanuel Santiago traduziu o célebre poema “The Raven”, “O Corvo”, de Edgar Allan Poe, e resultado ficou para lá de inusitado
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Mais chá, Dona Marocas? @andreiamagalhaes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🎶Eu prefiro seer Essa metamorfose ambulante🎶
Uma tirinha da Laerte. Duas pessoas conversam:
- Oi. E AÍ? DESCULPE.
ACHEI QUE ERA OUTRA PESSOA.

- EU ERA OUTRA PESSOA.

- QUEM?

- VOCÊ NAO CONHECIA.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. Kurt Vonnegut was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Norm’s best ever greeting is Frederick’s first ever word. CHEERS (1990)
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Papa Caçambitus II @sonambulismo.cc · 19/08/2026
Vamos testar uma coisa Cite aqui a sua experiência particular que você jura de pé juntos que foi uma experiência totalmente individual. Se você ler uma experiência e conhecer alguém que passou por isso ou você mesma passou, avise
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Anna Podedworna @akreon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Here’s the second illustration created for Bloomberg Businessweek, for the article “The Steamy, Magical and Now Very Lucrative Romantasy Business”. Art direction by Chandra Illick.
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Karina S. @chirunax.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Taking commissions for September, RTs are appreciated! 🧡 If you are interested please contact me via e-mail: chirunax@gmail.com Full info: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
A giant woman dressed in white floating in the air. She has four white wings and two long black braids.
On her head there is a kokoshnik-like crown.A huge woman with her hair made of roses
A small woman dressed in red is standing on her hand and holding a tiny flowerA giant man with white pearlescent scales on his shoulders and tail covers a small woman in a red dress with his hand
The man has a huge bleeding bite on his shoulder
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 15/08/2026
A comic about exercising! BONUS Panel below!
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Bruno está digitando... @naosouindiano.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ninguém nunca tá satisfeito com nada.
Imagem de um peixe de boca aberta. Um texto, cantado pelo peixe, diz "quem dera ser o fagner".
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 15/08/2026
THE FLY was released 40 years ago today. A classic David Cronenberg body horror film, and the movie that launched the career of Jeff Goldblum, the story behind the scenes will make you afraid, very afraid… 1/54
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Karlito P @litop12.blacksky.app · 13/08/2026
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Using spider silk and plant fibers, the common tailorbird can stitch leaves together to create a deep, cup-shaped nest that is lined with soft materials. Original post
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Julia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
moments from webcomicon 2026 ft @mrlovenstein.bsky.social [1/4]
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
😂
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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