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YPHIMBY has pronouns 我用劳动换取资本,用快乐换取快乐 I am in fact verifiably fun at parties @vegetablegremlin@jorts.horse ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 43m
goblin mask! twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

norman osborn! explain how
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 6h
everything happens more and more
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 6h
my new years resolution to listen less and be less patient and understanding has really been paying off. i got people asking how i do it. i confidently say pardon
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 9h
chatbbb help chatbbt i lost the lid to my yogurt and im not hungry anymore chatgbb where are you
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 11h
at the moment its Lanterns and the new Spider-Man because they can't seem capable of writing without selling fascism with varying degrees of explicitness
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 11h
i didnt say problematic
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 13h
its tru tho
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 13h
stunning specimen. full arrested development until the end of days
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 13h
i won't wheaton
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 13h
oops we forgot to give it any benefits
politico.com
Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
The OpenAI CEO sought to distinguish his policy stance from rival developer Anthropic.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 13h
i reckon when doing a utilitarianism there actually has to be some upside on offer
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 13h
similarly the new spodermn has some nice things to say about accepting who you are while also making a case for mass surveillance (again)
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 13h
like... lemme just wait here until someone makes something that isn't evil
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 13h
feels good to get over any worry about bein Too Woke To Just Watch A Show and instead just sitting in my wingback chair with a bubble pipe and brandy snifter of sunny D and reading a book until i can hear how the new show or movie is, in fact, evil
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 13h
feelin fine about not watching that
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 13h
I mean the selling point of ghana movie posters has never been fidelity
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 16h
theyre calling the top row the smart fellers, and
cnn.com
The double-level seat airplane is back with the ‘ultimate’ statement | CNN
Chaise Longue is a double-level airplane seat concept that’s inspired frequent social media frenzy and fervent discussion. Now airplane seat designer Alejandro Núñez Vicente gives CNN an exclusive fir...
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 16h
worst i can say about rebecca black's stuff is it needs like half a cup more juice
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 17h
ope time to rip that new carly rae jepsen release and find out if she has finally released her long-anticipated hit "I am exactly the same kind of communist as you"
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 17h
Every single attempt to finesse the private sector to do economics to address a problem has produced monstrous outcomes. we would not have elon musk without carbon credits, etc Just Do The Thing.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 19h
are ai influencers typically elected
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 19h
it is weird i talk about talarico so much but his fuck face comes up like every five minutes with his absolute negative charisma begs just fundamentally conveying Chopped as the now-adults said when they were kids and i guess i should just Log Off
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 19h
other night at the spot a banger came on and i was doin a little dance and a friend of mine was like wow check out this guy's footwork and im like this is chicago you cant just be calling stuff footwork thats way too much pressure
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Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Atonement - like life itself - is just trying to be as good as you can, forever. and some people will treat you badly or unfairly. and you just try to be your best regardless
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h
a rare ghana movie poster which is more understated than the film
ghana movie poster for Hellraiser, though which movie is kind of an open question because we have the engineer, the doctor, butterball, chatterer, sister chalice, and then also The Doctor from Hellraiser 2 and Angelique from Hellraiser Bloodlines
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h
[ sighs heavily ] well i'll allow it
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h
bro has hooks
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
remember how we couldn't do environmentals because people would lose their jobs member how now it's just: everyone willl lose their job" and we dont get anything in return
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
talarico all "what do i hae to say to get you to pledge" man why you trying to get the mark to do the sales work for you. also it perfectly conveys inauthenticity and signals youll do whatever for a buck
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love that new movie about a guy who gets eaten by a whale. It reminds me of a biblical story. Like the time god went Scuba diving
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when they tell us things we see are not what they are they dont even think we're stupid. they think we're powerless
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sunrise behind the hancock building seen from a tree-lined streeta parking sign u
in the middle of a park fountain indicates the legal status of parking within the fountain
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
can breakfast have a dessert or is that just more breakfast
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta attention on emo lately but iirc i havent seen much reflected about how mexican it all was back in the day. maybe that's a city boy perspective
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Doug @douggg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4i6...
youtube.com
Trailer Park Alien
YouTube video by Brandon Jamar Scott
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
normaltime
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Hitler would have flopped on SNL whereas Stalin would have crushed it” is an article I plan to write one day that will waste your time and make everyone upset
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nvm the cornell guys not having a record afaik
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
reinforcing that coke is the squarest controlled substance
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
someone trying to talk shit about a friend for having a record im like bro you sell coke
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
out with a lot of new people and feeling awkwardbut also feeling totally fine with being kind of awkward. i attribute this perfect state to the bike i rode in on
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah this is that old 3D modeling shit (honorable)
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
people think #metoo ended and act like there will never be a reckoning ever again and are just out here saying wild shit openly
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
big oofs bud
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thinking on this more, actually not really getting to know Nikki as a person totally fits since we're experiencing the movie through Bear's perspective, and he never knew her as a person, he was just infatuated with the idea of her. So yes
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that is something the movie does very well, which is amplify Crazy Girlfriend stereotypes where hopefully it is clear that it is the dudes who suck
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ive seen people talk about obsession being like dating someonew ith BPD and it makes me wonder what psychological torture theyre conducting on their girlfriends
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
also like. geller is free. he can rehabilitate himself. nothin's happening to him except being put in the same position of professional precarity the rest of us already live in
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i mean they want to bring back a world where women are victorian maidens etc
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
such a good contrast, since wright and them never imagine themselves to be smarter than the material
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