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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫

@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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YPHIMBY has pronouns 我用劳动换取资本,用快乐换取快乐 I am in fact verifiably fun at parties @vegetablegremlin@jorts.horse ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 2h
bfl
A tall man wearing a tall hat & a dark cloak reads a notice that says WANTED! in connection with the whitechapel murders. police wish to interview a person described by various witnesses as a TALL MAN WEARING A TALL HAT & A DARK CLOAK 

garfield subtitle: Huh. I wonder who that's for.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 3h
Huh. I wonder who that's for
A tall man wearing a tall hat & a dark cloak reads a notice that says WANTED! in connection with the whitechapel murders. police wish to interview a person described by various witnesses as a TALL MAN WEARING A TALL HAT & A DARK CLOAK
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 15h
this one was funny cuz the fella just went from zero to Bonked in 2.3 seconds and had an argument with his own imagination
bitofadoofus.bsky.social has added you to the "liberals who choose fascism" moderation list
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is exactly the same as bruce banner and hulk synthesizing into professor hulk
waiter: "if we have it"
swanboy, serenely: if you have it.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the terrifying ordeal of being known
noel household is displeased
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and like, clearly i am not immune
a stack of CDs on my desk topped with carly rae jepsen's day and night
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dracula explains to jonathan: I never drink... dracula wearing a party helmet  loaded with old style: ... wine
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh i guess most people don't like cool stuff that rips ass
innocent blood (1992)
1 hour 55 minutes rated R 36% tomatometer score
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
credits still of don rickles with the text DON RICKLES while closing credits music plays and the closed captions say ♪♪ doo doo doo doo doo doo bah bah bah ♪♪
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ok this is my nine. Most of these are on here because they were a revelation of "I did not realize this was even an option" • off the wall was my first "yeah but you should hear his old stuff" • 3' high and rising and disintegration both came out exactly when I needed exactly those albums
• michael jackson - off the wall 
• herbie hancock - future shock 
• de la soul - 3 feet high and rising
• siouxsie and the banshees - peepshow
• bauhaus - sky's gone out 
• the cure - disintegration
• buffalo daughter - captain vapour athletes
• dj pierre 
• the future sound of london - accelerator
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
everyone get your halloween ambiance on
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is it something to do with him not being young anymore
the hollywood reporter
inside the shocking decision to end 'young sheldon' at its peak 
(exclusive excerpt)

pictured: young sheldon like nine years ago
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the ultimate experience in grueling terror
buffet infinity!
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no they don't. you made that up.
vice article: gen z wants millennials to retire so the can have their jobs. seriously.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
waching curse of frankensein
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
two of the things pictured are clearly digital
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analog is back, baby 
pictured: disposable camera, field notes notebook, vinyl record, analog watch, book, and flip phone
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
goblin mask! twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

norman osborn! explain how
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a rare ghana movie poster which is more understated than the film
ghana movie poster for Hellraiser, though which movie is kind of an open question because we have the engineer, the doctor, butterball, chatterer, sister chalice, and then also The Doctor from Hellraiser 2 and Angelique from Hellraiser Bloodlines
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sunrise behind the hancock building seen from a tree-lined streeta parking sign u
in the middle of a park fountain indicates the legal status of parking within the fountain
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it means absolutely nothing. I mean ai meant nothing before, and this means even more nothing now. cw on this youtube thumbnail because its slop
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from ai to si 
what does it all mean? 
ai must now be called si — from ai to si: what does it all mean?
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i found this drawing while looking for a different drawing
woman with glasses making a quizzicle face. a rat sits on her shoulder
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why would anyone get a retro watch to invoke a classic casio when casio already sells that
dane retro digital watch. dane brings back the square retro sports watch with a digital dial that draws its own hands above a big clear time readout. a light resin case and soft strap make it easy to wear all day, while world time, alarms, a stopwatch and a backlight keep up from early runs to late flights. 

Claims to be merely $36.99 marked down from $71.99. Sure man. Doesn't even have a countdown timer. Casio LF20W-1A, their reissue of their eighties twin graph sports watch the AE-20W. Admittedy the reissue lacks the splash of color of the original but like if that old casio mojo is what youre after, well, just go to the source. why are we faffing about. 

Experience the epitome of style and resilience with the Casio LF-20W-1A digital watch. Designed for the modern trendsetter who values both fashion and functionality, this timepiece combines a sleek and contemporary look with the renowned durability of Casio watches.

Crafted to withstand the rigors of an active lifestyle, the LF-20W-1A boasts a sturdy construction that resists shocks, water, and impact. Whether you're engaging in outdoor adventures, sports activities, or simply going about your daily routine, this watch will be your steadfast companion.

The LF-20W-1A features a black resin band and a matching black case that exudes a sense of sophistication and versatility. Its bold yet understated design seamlessly transitions from day to night, making it suitable for any occasion. This watch effortlessly complements both casual and formal outfits, allowing you to express your personal style with confidence
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not the full night but it was an excerpt that was a bit of a vibe imo. Friend's dad popped in so i busted out a particular crate for him. www.mixcloud.com/fullofghosts... ok i guess bsky doesnt want to deal with previews right now
a vampire coat check lady grins 
BRING YOUR OWN VINYL 
beer shop
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
darth mall
darh maul with a blartbod on a segwat
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the vegetable gremlin like thats what im talkin about
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i thoroughly reject the very concept of patriotism unless we're talkin about chicago and i thoroughly reject nostalgia until i see a green el train
the old style green and white el train coming up the kennedy passing the magikist sign
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
shittyman brand 2am meal
the meal described previously
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
obelisk chamber standing by
three cans of warsteiner oktoberfest bier on the coffee table
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
because one's in san francisco and the other is in los angeles, thats like four hundred miles
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why adrian monk vs columbo isnt even close
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sent by the contrast in energy
noel: there they are!
crystal: oh she's lovely!

swanboy: there they are!
cassie: diggity dayum! does she need a fuckin wife?
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dis wattittis
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
admiring my work before i go off on it
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Little Shortles, the short extension cord! New
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aaron been sorkin overnight in a tub of coca cola
aaron sorkin and some young woman and aaron sorkin has apparently gone crazy with the tanner because ive heard of coppertone but the dude looks like a penny
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
put this in today
the combo ipod/phone charging crafle in the car
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
perfect example right here dunning-kruger is absolutely beloved by guys who would post tyler durden memes in 2026 cw bad post
Brent Toderian
@brenttoderian.bsky.social
No idea who said this first, but it’s good. #DunningKruger

pictured: tyler durden from fight club saying the first rule of dunning-kruger club is you don't know you're in dunning-kruger club
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
probably the same reason parenthood feels so impossible for everyone else who has to actually do it
"I can't be the mum I want to be": why does parenthood feel so impossible for millennial mothers?
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
faye dunaway
william holden
peter finch
robert duvall
in 
NITWITS (1976)
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what the fuck ever
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The Bulwark proposes that Nolan's Trojan Horse Is Actually an Atomic Bomb Metaphor
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people say superman is boring but think about maintaining a belief in responsibility to others while also refusing the corruptions of power over others while constantly having to deal with this shit
guy in a santa suit: better yet, i'll use these THUNDER-BIRD WINGS and be a real "flying santa!"

superman around a corner eavesdropping, thinking to himself: I—I knew it!
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i am once again saying
muse in the guillotine
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
discover our new genre: indie techastronaut points a gun at another astronaut and says "always has been."
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh very good at long last someone is willing to take the universally-beloved Don't Look Up down a peg maybe some satires are getting more overt and screaming because shit is real real bad and nobody's doing anything about it
In some ways, therefore, one could interpret “Digger” as Iñárritu’s critique of movies like “Don’t Look Up,” smug works that self-righteously proclaim the exactitude of their political satire without any discernible complications. Moreover, he seems to interrogate the spectatorship behind such works: the way we want our anger reflected back at us in art, a kind of literalism that rarely grapples complexly with the roots of our frustrations and is even less often actually funny.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
honda motocompacto
the honda motocompacto. descendent of the motocompo, it is a suitcase you ride
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
swanboy (dressed smartly): it's actually a flex when we do that. when we get more stupider.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i did not chill out a little bit
printer preview for a charging cradle for the phone and the ipod
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
really enjoying these iterative designs (little charging docks)
3D printed charging/sync docs for: 
innioasis y1 ipod clone 
unihertz titan 2 elite blackberry knockoff
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one of the things that got me kind of excited about 4E was they packaged their starter kit in the original red box. that was a nice little nostalgic delight at the time
dungions & dragons 4th edition red box starter set with a mini players handbook a mini dungeon masters guide some dice and now some tiles and such
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
like
costco sparkling protein seltzer 30g protein in seltzer form
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
mayhapes you might enjoy a little somehting i put together for the changing of season
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