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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
read this but read it on the superior site archiveofourown.org/works/744027...
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Atlantic Archive (vol. 1) - menherapilled - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Read FALINE QUEST here. forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/fali...
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FALINE QUEST Mature
DAY 0 — MAY 30 The piano accompaniment is A Taste of Honey. The piece is commonly regarded as one of the Beatles' weakest songs. It's also, shamefully, one of the only ones I've heard. I can play pi...
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Enerjax✦ 🔜 Design Festa, Frosty Faustings @enerjax.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Automaton ⚙️ I still like this swordtember OC sketch from last year
Automaton was the theme for this OC prompt and idk she looks so cool
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qvotoms @qvotoms.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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ヲ @wolrero.com · 07/08/2026
8話良かった
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i wrote this months ago. might have some edits to make
50007: Second draft

T.J. Bro I have been trying to hit you up for months. I got something for you.

JUICE. hit me

T.J. Sliced ketchup. Sliced mustard. Sliced mayonnaise. Sliced hot sauce. Sliced ranch dressing. All solid.

JUICE. hold up here

T.J. I figured out how to stabilize sauces and shit. No more fuckin' with the little packets. No more stupid bottles. It just comes out of a can like cranberry sauce. You can slice it like a butter knife.

JUICE. hooooold up here

T.J. Yeah. It's mad congealed. And that means shit doesn't spill everywhere or come out the sides when you make a sandwich.

JUICE. this also means, and i'm sorry if i'm jumpin to conclusions here, i just feel as though we opened the ark of the condiment. this means that an addition such as ketchup could be regarded not as a condiment of fluid and indeterminate quantity but a signature filling, a stackable, countable food integer. no longer will one ask for some ketchup. one will ask for a ketchup

T.J. See, you get it. You're seein' the vision here, bro. You got, like, special glasses where you can see the vision.

TEN. You're just describing glasses, I think.
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
0 - Midnight The game is about to change drastically. Are you ready? forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/peop...
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People Who Eat Mature
We are coming closer to the end every minute we spend here.
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
THE END forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/peop...
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People Who Eat Mature
We don't need to see anything that's sad. We don't need to exist in this world of sadness. We can pretend. Our body is just an instrument. Interaction with the world requires an instrument. Our body i...
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Dizzy 🐧🕊️ @dizzylion.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
[To the tune of KiLLKiSS] Homer Simpson Homer Simpson Lisa Simpson, Principal Skinner Maggie Simpson Maggie Simpson Grampa Simpson, Reverend Lovejoy Marge, Sideshow Bob Ned Moe Krusty the Clown Groundskeeper Willie Bart Lisa Comic Book Guy Apu Milhouse Van Houten
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
-1 - I'm turning to me forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/peop...
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People Who Eat Mature
You—what? No. No no no no no. Warmth surrounds you, superheated air to a billion tiny welts in possibility-space running along and along the x-axis into reality, suddenly your skin's burning, burning,...
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Every minute we draw closer to the end of everything. Redemption is no longer possible. BURN UP LUCY forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/peop...
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People Who Eat Mature
We are coming closer to the end every minute we spend here.
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
more and more i seem to value precision and accuracy in my own posting and others' and i get upset when my thresholds for this are not met
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みるぎゅ〜 @millgyu.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
sent the message 'cis f x trans f is the best type of pairing cause its yuri and also no one looks at you weird even if theyre transphobic' last night and im not sure about its truth value guys
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ive been so so happy recently
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i have released a 60 thousand word long isekai novel about discord roleplay, sacrifice, love, and identity. please read it! it's very good, and my favorite work that i've written. you can read it on Archiveofourown: archiveofourown.org/works/873825...
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A-1 - Reconnecting is hard. - Chapter 1 - clswtz - Original Work, Discord CRP [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hi sorry to the poor artist whose profile I was looking at and accidentally mentioned when I posted my own art
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i cant get the phrase "foul homestuckian tricknology" off my mind cuz of this shit
toby “nippon” fox has used foul homestuckian tricknology refined for years in hussies secret evil underground dojo to make women i know want to fuck barney the dinosaur
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Stealthily the stars slid forward into nothingness.
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Sneaky 🤍
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
would you rather be able to travel anywhere in the world you want or be locked inside a dumpster in scottsdale, arizona that you are forbidden to leave
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Read Cockatiel x Chameleon from underrated webfic author Bavitz archiveofourown.org/works/376164...
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Cockatiel x Chameleon - Chapter 1 - Bavitz - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm really *heh* stalking my killing rn I'm really revising rn I'm really doing tone passes rn I'm really doing calculus rn I'm really playing Umineko rn I'm really
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i wish i didnt exist. i dont mean this in the suicide way rather it is that everyone caring about me means i must twist myself into increasingly impossible geometries and i lose sight of what i am. what am i? who am i? it's impossible to know. i wish i wasn't such a weight. i wish i was cut away.
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infinite descent @hasmeasurezero.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
tip if you're having bad dreams: sometimes if you flip over the other side of the bed has better ones
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삐라따 PIRATA @pirata.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Rapier girls
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ugly duckling becoming a swan... this is really really oneshotting me, what a wonderful story, mannn I'm so glad to be reading Umineko again. I want to cry. Thank you Ryukishi
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is the best story ever written
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patheticgirl43 @eggeater69.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
15 years is a long time for an OC to stick around! I'd love to hear more about her D&D version.She definitely sounds like she deserves some art after all these years.
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Hechium 🌭 Comms open! @hechium.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
79/100 #inART #いなート
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
🍨🍹💦🛟
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
ahhhhh *lowers teacup exhales loudly* another day of logging onto r/rational to see what the litrpg authors are up to advertising today... how the subreddit has fallen
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max. @maxidango.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
they can't stand each other #chu2koi
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"hey can you edit the photo so the sun is between my fingers"
an illustration presented as a photograph by Spindle of the character Felt in a beach looking at the [camera] as she attempts and fail to "hold the sun" that's setting on the beach behind her
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
is it against bsky culture to post like drawings from twitter as long as you include the link from there? to post like yuri drawings
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兔猫锚 @tumaomao.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Day41 赞美,anon #千早愛音 #MyGO
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rane | 💚 VGEN @raneblu.com · 16/06/2026
anon commcomm
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Yuri Posting @yuriposts.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Artist: rexxxxder Media: project sekai Source: x.com/Rexxxxder/status/203204024548…
Danbooru tags: 2girls absurdres azusawa_kohane black_hair blazer blonde_hair blue_hair blue_skirt blush chinese_commentary closed_mouth collared_shirt commentary_request earrings eye_contact gradient_hair grey_jacket grey_skirt hair_ornament hand_on_another's_shoulder highres jacket jewelry kamiyama_high_school_uniform_(project_sekai) long_hair looking_at_another miyamasuzaka_girls'_academy_school_uniform multicolored_hair multiple_girls necktie open_mouth orange_eyes pleated_skirt project_sekai rexxxxder sailor_collar school_uniform shiraishi_an shirt skirt star_(symbol) star_hair_ornament striped_clothes striped_necktie stuck_in_a_box white_sailor_collar white_shirt yellow_eyes yuri
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i hope that i'm kinda moe
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multi celled morganism @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
the Aella Gangbang chart, edited to be about Greek soldiers nutting while in the Trojan Horse

Trojan Horse Orgy
1604 made the Oath of Tyndareus
828 did not honor the Oath
776 honored the Oath

328 died on the way to Troy
448 arrived at Troy
197 got sick on the voyage

251 assaulted Troy
143 died in the initial assault
83 came in post-assault orgy
25 weren't in the mood
21 were ace (and I guess they stopped fighting because I didn't think this chart through lol)

87 sieged troy
31 died during siege
56 survived the siege
13 lost genitals in battle (and stopped fighting)

43 continued sieging
1 deserted when Achilles bitched out

42 volunteered to get in the horse
5 rejected

37 participated in the Trojan Horse orgy
17 came while in the horse
5 came while waiting in line to get in the horse
15 didn't cum
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moshimoshibe @moshimoshibe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
falin
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Guggy @guirgaleo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
quick sketch now that I don't feel like dookie ass
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Marihilda
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
my killing is postponed. i need to work harder.
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
eixecution day!!!!
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