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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA

@vaughnwolff.bsky.social
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Seattle, Washington Millennial/Est. 1985 Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date Good eater/ Voracious Reader I like to make little jokes. Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent Typos, galore! wolffeyes.com

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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Equinox got you down? Nox for long…
Vaughn stands in a steamy shower wearing a Bluesky approved bikini.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Stretching…
Vaughn stretching
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the twilight of this part of my career.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Please invite me on your Star Trek podcasts
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Da da da
Vaughn taking a selfie
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Trump was born an idiot king and he will die an idiot king.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would love to get my hands on Barbara Hammer’s autobiography.
Hammer Making movies out of sex and life book cover
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Despite this picture, I am a fire sign. Tell me yours! (Demand)
Vaughn in a blue bathing suit standing in the water.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When I was very young I had gotten into the cookie jar under what my father had claimed were false pretenses. My claim was that directions on how often I was allowed to snack on cookies were unclear. Upon sending me to my room my father heard me say, “this is a fuh-kade of justice!” Cont.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Keiko Matsui is a creative force to be reckoned with. Seeing her with family was a real treat.
Keiko Matsui playing live at Jazz Alley in Seattle WA
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Re-watching Best Little Whorehouse and it's an underrated joke that the corrupt Governor who does a literal song-and-dance about how he won't give a straight answer to the press starts his scene by giving an off-the-cuff answer to a question about the conflict in Palestine.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Auckland, NZ companions who enjoy hosting couples, please drop your websites below. :)
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me and exactly 10 percent of my clientele:
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
zoom zoom
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hope you have a sweet homecoming today, Dolly. Thank you for everything - your philanthropy, your beautiful heart, your cheeky sense of humor, and for standing up for big hair, big makeup, and big dreams. Give Carl a hug for us. ❤️
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Chiara Novio ⁘ Seattle & Beyond @chiaranovio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
damn RIP to this legend. points to you if you've seen the most wholesome, upbeat (yes flawed) but very fun film about whores. #dollyparton
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We lost one of the greats today. Her legacy is unmatched. Rest in peace, Dolly.
Dolly Parton with a leather outfit and a red background.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Transportation Bluesky: Are there schedules for when draw bridges go up and down?
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Stretching…
Vaughn stretching
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who else grew up on this series?
Cover of the first book in thr Dragonriders of Pern series by Anne McCaffrey. Golden dragon and green background with a woman riding the dragon.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just sent out my bi-yearly (at most) newsletter!
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Queue the joke about it being too hot outside in Seattle… 📸 by: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social
Vaughn is in a pool and wearing a swimsuit while raising and arm.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ve been updating it too!
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
See a butt post a butt!
Vaughn standing by a pool
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Remember when Anne Rice was on fb and she used to greet us with, “Hello, people of the page!” That was nice.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This, to me, is cute. My renaissance fair outfit including the jester hat I made as well as an elven artifact.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Should my friend name his Subaru: Subrina Carpenter or Siouxbie Sioux (and the Banshees)
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“Repeat after me: I am at home with the me. I am rooted with the me that is on this adventure…Now don’t go kill anybody.” Name the movie!
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This bottle of cab is face in and her name is Artemis.
A bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon named Artemis perches on a yellow stool with a hat on the top to block the sun from Vaughn’s eyes.
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A little bit of this and little bit of that.
Jester high heel in green.Vaughn taking an artistic selfie
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Finished Widows Bay! I’ve been helped a family member recover from surgery, hence the incredible amount of television consumed.
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Widows Bay Tv Show
ALT: Widows Bay Tv Show
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well you see they both suck dick so the aesthetic makes sense. Drag performers just admit to it.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mid twenties men who are all middle management in the wild having a loud conversation: Breighdunn: So have you guys seen the Ode-too-say? Gunner: *looks uncomfortable* ~10 min later~ Breighdunn: If I was president I’d have Ashely Lewenski under my desk so fast. Clipper: *laughs*
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Murderbot completed. Perhaps the books next?
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Murderbot Alexander Skarsgard
ALT: Murderbot Alexander Skarsgard
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lest we forget. (Not in the Kipling way.)
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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
New double trouble alert! One of my all time besties and I are now offering vanilla and domme sessions. Please email for bespoke time and rates 😈 @mzmercy.bsky.social
A tattooed blonde in a red dress lays casually on a white bed A tattooed raven haired Botticelli babe in a purple one piece lounges on a big green bed
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Despite this picture, I am a fire sign. Tell me yours! (Demand)
Vaughn in a blue bathing suit standing in the water.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I thought this beautiful classic truck was parked next to a dumpster.
Light blue ford truck parked next to a vehicle made by a bad man who named it a “cyber truck”
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the american paradox
truck that says "puritan bakery best buns in town"
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m saving three of these photos to use in group chats.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What I rock up to my monthly pedi wearing:
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Universally accepted as how to groom one’s pubic hair in the 00’s. Glad most of us have gone full bush.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just watched the last episode of Season 2 of Fallout. What should I start watching to stave off the sads?
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Fallout on Prime Video: Vault Boy Thumbs Up
ALT: Fallout on Prime Video: Vault Boy Thumbs Up
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you’re someone who often lurks and only just reached out to schedule, I think your email address was entered incorrectly? Please reach out to: connect@vaughnwolff.com so we can connect :)
Vaughn takes a selfie while wearing a green mini skirt.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have a calendar again! It is very DIY so please be kind.
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m going to Japan this November. Tell me everything 😸
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love the “liked by” indicator Bluesky added because it’s the website telling me which of you are the most noble of spirit
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Bluesky algorithm can tell I’m a sex worker but it can not tell that I also like to keep up with current events, news, commentary from trusted experts etc. *kicks machine* Come on buddy!
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