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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

New York, New York! I’m coming to say hi, hello, how are you, again, finally! October 5th-8th. I have limited availability but I’d love to see you.

A tattooed blonde in a black sheer dress and tan coat sits on a black leather couch

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m outta town! No paparazzi, no paparazzi! No calls, no texts. The only way you’ll get a hold of me is via email/my booking form until 9/29. 😎📸💋

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Have you ever been made late because a cat was sitting on your lap? You may be entitled to compensation! Call 1-888-CAT-LATE to see if you qualify.

A tortoiseshell cat is sitting like dead weight on a person’s lap who is trying to text their boss explaining why they are late.

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wish I was in New York while these hotties are together! Go book yourself a double trouble good time!

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Considering the trolly problem… have they ever thought to just stop the trolly? 🤷‍♀️

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Waiting patiently for you to book me for October 🍒

A black and white photo of a tattooed blonde in a velvet one piece and black heels lays on her stomach propped up by her forearms and kicking her legs back and forth on a patterned black and white rug.

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Thanks to PBS, I now know the egg did in fact come first.

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Shout out to KEXP for saying ‘Free Palestine’ continuously, supporting and playing artists, especially Palestinian artists, Black artists, Indigenous artists from across the world who are all advocating for a world free of oppression through their music. Art is essential to how we get free.

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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Fuck yes Macklemore. Beautiful statement. Also, aside about him as a person, a friend used to work at a restaurant in Seattle he used to go to often. Apparently he was an extremely generous tipper. So just a good fucking guy all around.

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Happy birthday to meeeeeee! 👑 Here’s my wishlist: Donations to Lavender Rights Project Tickets to the opera And marigoldgift.com/crystalchamb...

A tattooed blonde in a red floral dress walks up white stairs with a glass of champagne in hand

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Eating a giant bowl of pastaroni while watching Chef’s Table is 👩🏼‍🍳💋

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It’s my birthday month! I’m so grateful for those who’ve already reached out to plan our celebrations together. I put together a new little wishlist if you wanted to send me something! Xoxo 💋💋💋 marigoldgift.com/crystalchamb...

A blonde in a leather jacket, leopard print bathing suit, sunglasses, and black heels holds a gold crown to her head

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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My skin is probably as smooth as these sheets. Come feel!

A black and white photo of a tattooed blonde lounging on a bed in black heels

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Saint of Tennessee and the lgbt. Her legacy, her memory, tangible and unforgettable.

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Playboy @playboy.com · 21/08/2026

NEW: In January, Florida gubernatorial hopeful James Fishback called out OnlyFans star Sophie Rain in his proposed 50% "sin tax" on OF creators, saying the money would go to funding education. Well, he lost. And Rain? Well she's spent over $100,000 supporting teachers. Our interview:

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Sophie Rain Has Spent $100K+ on Teachers’ School Supplies

OnlyFans creator Sophie Rain is buying teachers wishlist items after Florida gubernatorial candidate James Fishback lost his campaign.

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Karina Espinosa @karinaespinosa.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Summertime…💛☀️

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Omg yes please! I am super happy to move our date planning correspondence to signal. I actually prefer it! Discretion is key for you and me. 💋

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Two butt posts for me in one day? Why not, it’s Tuesday. See one, post one.

A pretty blonde’s hanging out in bed but you can only see her back half

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

If you like this in B&W wait’ll you see it in color!

Through bed frame bars you peep a tattooed woman in black lace

Peering over the bed frame you see a tattooed woman arching like a cat to show off her black heels

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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Let the dandelion remind you that not everything beautiful comes packaged in perfection. Some miracles grow wild, uninvited and absolutely necessary

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I miss the old days of twitter when discourse was about ‘Bjs for comrades: will sw exist under communism?’ (Hint: yes) and whether it was okay for Dommes to be running over their subs with the cars the subs bought them. (that’s between them & god). Bring that back.

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Newsletter is ready for you to sign up! First post will be going out at the end of the month (it’ll always be based on my personal astrology 😇) Meetcrystalchambers.com

Threw bars you can see legs and black heels

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This could be all of us together but… *gestures to our falling apart government*

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

She’s leaving for the whole month of September! There’s some time left this month to see this new sugar and spice duo! 😈🍒

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

A lovely guy who knows I love movies got me this analog review book and I’ve had such a great time using it. These extra thoughtful gifts just stick with me. 🥰 The sticker ‘The Crown Inn’ is from a movie I saw earlier this year called, ‘I live here now’. Written/directed by Julie Pacino.

A yellow notebook with the type ‘A24’ in the left hand corner

And ‘movie log’ in the center

There is a pink sticker that says ‘The Crown Inn’

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Ring ring, it’s me, Crystal! I’m in the last half of my herbal apprenticeship which means the last of my tuition is due! If you want to send a little tribute, well, I’d be just thrilled!

Tattooed blonde in a leopard print bathing suit and heels lounges on a brown seat chatting on a vintage phone

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

You guys if he crashes into the moon… well… their bunkers won’t work under water.,

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Amelia Thorne @ameliathorne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

A date with Crystal is like an amethyst, beauty with a touch of calming magic. @crystalchambers.bsky.social Thanks for making my last visit Seattle one to remember.

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

When I water my tomatoes they release the most lovely smell like saying ‘thank you!’ When I cut onions my eyes burn and water as a way of saying, ‘hate you!’ Nature is always speaking to us!

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Mushroom: ‘I’ve been told I’m a pretty funghi!’ Potato: ‘I think I yam too!’ *takes a bow*

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Fellow providers and lovely clients, would it be smart for me to do a monthly newsletter? Or quarterly? Pic for attention 😘

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Protein shake and a chocolate cake for breakfast. Balance.

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Actually you’re right Netflix, I did need to see Will Ferrell in a thong on a golf course while sisqo’s thong song plays in the background.

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Portland! I am in town Friday night the 17th. I’d love to see you. Send me an email!

A tattooed blonde wearing a red dress peers out a window kneeling in a green chair

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If your grandparent ‘walked up hill both ways to school’ in their day and they’re from Seattle. They are telling the truth.

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Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle @crystalchambers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

‘There aren’t any monsters in your closet! Or under your bed’ They lie. There’s a mosquito who’s been hiding in my closet for days and attacking me every night. I thought I killed him but woke up with another bite. You always have to kill them twice. 😡

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