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Danny Germaine

@dannygermaine.bsky.social
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Your favorite temporary boyfriend, based in Seattle. Find me on Rent.men, Tryst.link, or email directly to Dannygermainexxx@gmail.com

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 23h
I don't understand Pikmin Bloom but I am playing it anyway.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bet there's a German word for the joy you feel when you talk to someone you love that you haven't talked to in 20 years. I'm feeling it now. 🥰
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELELELTON DRIVEN THERE CAR AND TRYEN TO SHOP AT A FUCKEN STORE AND THEY WONT LET EM!!! THERE LOCKEN ALL THERE SHIT UP STOP ADDING LEVELS TO MY LIFE!!!! DO NOT MAKE ME FIND A GUY WHERE I FEEL GUILTEY ABOUT MAKIN HIM UNLOCK ALL MY SHIT!!!!!!!!! AND TA TEXT SAYS I HATE STORE'S UNLOCK MY ALLERGY PILL'S unlock my monster pop unlock my sock's unlock my lotio unlock lonfey detergenet unlock ibuproffin unlock my tooth paste unlock my deodorant UNLOCK MY DEODOTANT IMMEDIATELY !!!! NOW NOW NOW WHAT THE FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 23/09/2026
Chiitan job is to fart in the locker. 忙しい忙しいっ☆ 妖精としてのお仕事が忙しいですっ☆
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just fell in the shower after jumping out and back in to get my towel and let me just say, I totally get how people die doing that. 😅
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you need me, I'll be taking practice exams over and over for the next week and a half until my scheduled one. Baby wants a 95% or better.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My face after working with Bondo in an enclosed garage:
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Hypnotized Bart Simpson
ALT: Hypnotized Bart Simpson
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A fresh haircut means I'm ready to meet you for dinner and dessert. 😏
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's a Shrimp City shirt day. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social
Danny takes a bathroom mirror photo. He's wearing off white t shirt made by Skype-a-Scientist's founder, Sarah McAnulty. The shirt has cartoonized shrimp of different kinds.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NO, I DON'T WANT TO USE YOUR APP.
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Cat's 'Noo' Face Reaction
Alt: A cat with an agonized face and teary eyes. The mouth is open in a simulated scream.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cell service and power came back on today. Monday night was an interesting experience! I'm grateful we were only sideswiped and not directly hit.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just hanging out, drinking and snacking before this Cat 2 hits. 🥰
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Months ago, I planned a family trip to Hawaii for my birthday next week. Looks like I'm being greeted by a hurricane! 😂🌀
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm in my business casual era, so if you like that, you should get in touch.
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Taryn Carter Photography 📍LA + FMTY @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
New locations in LA + updated travel rates ✨️
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Alexis Goldstein @alexisgoldstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A person in pantyhose, holding a lit cigarette in their hand, which has a ring on their middle finger, and the caption “My idols are dead and my enemies are in power”
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Palmer, Dolly Parton has been famous for two verified miracles for longer than I've been alive
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel blessed that my childhood moral compass was shaped by LeVar Burton, Dolly Parton, and Fred Rogers.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hope you have a sweet homecoming today, Dolly. Thank you for everything - your philanthropy, your beautiful heart, your cheeky sense of humor, and for standing up for big hair, big makeup, and big dreams. Give Carl a hug for us. ❤️
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes I think about the professor who tried to score down a paper because I used the term "cabin crew" instead of "flight attendants" and said "no one uses that term." Get wrecked, Paul.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Outcall Provider: Oh, no thank you. I brought my own water.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Went to the Locks today to watch fish and harbor seals and boats go up. A good day.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We did not pass the stage check today to solo and we are feeling sad.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You: Hey! How are you? What have you been up to? Me, glassy eyed: ATOMATOFLAMES. Air speed indicator. Tachometer. Oil pressure gauge. Manifold pressure gauge. Altimeter...
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No flying today. Too smoky. 😔
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
15 landings today. Brain is fried. 🥴
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Are we still sharing Amazon wishlists? What have we moved on to? I have needs for my tropical getaway next month during my birthday week.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Attention Seattle, today is the start of planes screaming through the sky for hours each day. 😑😩
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today a Blue Angel had to wait for me to land before they could come in. 🦅America🦅
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I spent the last two hours working on a flight training scholarship application and I'm so fried afterward that I'm laying in bed under the blankets and playing games on my phone.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Today I bought myself an inflatable stand-up paddleboard with $200 I don't really have so I could enjoy outdoor time with friends and work on my tan. 😩😂
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm an optimist at heart because I start every day opening my news app thinking, "Maybe it happened..."
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Y'ALL. I just got the digital version of my bachelors diploma. Summa cum laude. We did it, team. 🥺
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Growing ever closer to my first solo and moving from student pilot to pilot. 🥳
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yes, it's fun to be sexy for money but the really rewarding part is when we get to meet each other. Nothing more radical than sharing space with another sex worker and resting in the comraderie, no matter how fleeting.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Me, to my sister's cat who I am catsitting: Well, bud, you know they say it happens in threes...
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
One down, two to go! 🤞🏼
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ah, yes. Very cool and normal behavior 😐
A screenshot from flightradar24.com showing a King County Sheriff helicopter circling a small area in Seattle for almost 45 minutes. There are numerous circles and loops showing the flight path.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We are beginning to have questions about the explosions outside.
Two cats, a black cat and a tortie, are sitting on a light colored wooden floor in front of a stainless steel oven. They don't look concerned at all.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Could you imagine if It Happened on America's birthday?
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Try Not To Laugh
Alt: A man trying unsuccessfully to not laugh.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My car was making a funny sound so I took it in, expecting a huge repair bill. Thankfully it was easy to take care of. Cost:: $1,500. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I had a brief convo with an elder gay today that broke my heart. He told me that he's socially and personally conservative because he's scared that /those gays/ might cause too much ruckus and cause a backslide in hard won rights. I didn't know how to tell him that I am one of /those gays/.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Bald eagles are majestic and shit but I really hate them when they're hanging out around airports. Like, please, bro. I don't want to crash into you in my little plane. Please fuck off.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The alt text is 😘👌🏽
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at vintage tie clips.
A cold, thin rectangular tie clip with three swooped lines over the right end.A copper and black tie clip with three horizontal lines across the front. They're centered and don't extend across the entire clip.A gold tie clip with a black half circle centered on the bottom and lines radiating out from it. It looks like a simple line drawing of a sun.A thin gold tie bar with white abalone one end. The abalone is a rounded rectangle.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You can't ban the T from LGB. Not even if you pry it from my cold dead fingers. You can never kill us in any way that's meaningful. We've always been here and always will be, growing and flourishing like flowers through the cracks in the pavement.
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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There is so much more vomit than I ever expected being discussed on ACARS. @acarsdrama.bsky.social
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