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Clarence

@varsityathlete.bsky.social
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a little jaded and could do with a rest

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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 3h
Just clocked the fate of one of my fantasy teams this weekends rests in the hands of Laquon Treadwell. Good job there’s no precedent for anything ever going wrong there!
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Rob @trashbandico0t.bsky.social · 3h
"You can't take away that performance" Yes you can, they don't deserve to be in this position getting glazed and lauded when they are at the front of the biggest cheating scandal in English football.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 3h
Just realised the bloke booked a work trip to France the week before his birthday, popped to London for the weekend to watch 2 games from a box, now has a couple of days off before getting back to running his wrestling promotion. What a truly charmed life he leads.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 3h
Nice of the Eagles to do the honours for the Jags on TK’s birthday weekend
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Daley AF(C) @daleyafc.bsky.social · 3h
Lance Armstrong remains an outstanding cyclist.
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Rich @richgooner1886.bsky.social · 3h
"Fred West remains a very good builder...."
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 4h
Can’t even take a sliver of something from Liverpool dropping points in case all City’s games before their punishment get null and voided
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 4h
The sad expression and done up coat make Isak look like he’s in lunchtime detention.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 4h
This Todd Flanders goblin on the wing for Liverpool looks like he could be a mild irritant
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 5h
There's always money in the banana stand
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 12h
The key difference between yesterday and that 24/25 Leicester (h) game is we reacted professionally, brought on fresh legs and technical quality, and overpowered Leeds as they tired. Rather than desperately throwing everything at a wall and hoping something stuck.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 13h
He was, which I think says more about the other attackers. Thought it was an odd performance from him, in that it reminded me of Pepe on a day where things didn't come off for him. Lively in the final third, but offered little in the middle or defensive phases. Think we try it again at Forest.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 13h
No point re-litigating Martinelli's departure, or not landing whoever in the summer, but yesterday again showed a skill gap in our squad for Games Like That. Need someone to help us get up the pitch. Looked to Madueke 3 times in the first half and could see the thinking, but the execution was off.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Objectively the funniest result
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Keithy @metalgiroud.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That away end looks like a scene from 28 Days Later.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Absolutely disgraceful that Alvaro Jobberloa would ruin Tony Khan’s birthday like this
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of those weird first halfs, where you walk away thinking ‘that was broadly fine, I guess’ and then the assessment changes when you go 1-0 down and realise it was 45 minutes wasted without doing enough to pose problems.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Would be harsh to bench Calafiori after his start to the season, but I think you have to start Hincapie with Eze. Alternately, you start Calafiori and do something else at LW. But I guess that all depends on who starts at 9, because I don’t think I have 70 minutes of Gyokeres and Madueke in me.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Big first 20 minutes today. If Leeds come at us like Brighton did, and they and everyone else has every right to until we prove we’ve got an answer to it, this could be a long afternoon and long couple of months.
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Matt - Sleepless in London 🏳️‍🌈 @subculture.dev · 09/10/2026
Tommy Wiseau is dressed like he's trying to build a human in his spare time
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i saw this video of theo walcott with a grey beard and instantly every joint in my body developed arthritis
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Last season, I saw an interesting suggestion that for this slate of games from now until the November international break, the league table is illusory and that GD is a better indicator as to whether a team is actually any good. Had never considered it like that before, but think it holds true.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Cowboys have basically had 20 years of excellent quarterback play from one guy who went undrafted and another who they took with a 4th rounder and in return they have FOUR playoff wins to show for it
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Joyce Manor are such wholesome bois that they dropped Fake ID from their set. “Whaaat do you think about Kanye West” [crowd] CUUUUUNT The lads don’t want that word to be deservedly shouted at their shows
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 08/10/2026
BTW "The Room" is on Tubi for free in beautiful HD.
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The Room (2003)
A San Francisco banker’s perfect life spectacularly unravels when his bride-to-be embarks on a passionate affair with his best friend.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@wrightsnake.bsky.social popped into The Dev pre-gig because I heard some lad on Karaoke with a voice similar to yours, absolutely SMASHING Born To Be Wild. Was planning on a Simmonds stop pre-gig, but learned it closed last summer. Probably for the best though, innit.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In fact, a Bret Hart hosted watch-along, like the early days Manning Cast, for anything released relating to wrestling is something I can absolutely get by
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tangential to your main point, I would watch the shit out of poorly executed attempted whitewashing wrestling docuseries where they try to argue something profoundly untrue, as long as they include a smash cut to Bret Hart doing a Ben Parks & Rec or Jim Office *turn to camera* to express his disdain
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m in full agreement dude
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 08/10/2026
at last, jerry lawler is right where he should be
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t get me wrong, the others needed that sociopathy to extract that extra 10% out of their players and staff in order to secure multiple championships and it worked well for them. But I would NOT go to a Sunday barbecue at Belichick’s, Saban’s, or Jose Mourinho’s houses. Not that they’d even host
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Other than Phil Jackson, Steve Kerr and probably Andy Reid, who I imagine are jolly people who would run a sensational Sunday barbecue, could the same not be said of every serial ‘winning’ coach across all sports over the past 30 years?
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Nic @lessusefulthings.com · 08/10/2026
I fully understand why people like mythologizing people but there is nothing complicated about Nick Saban. He is a mentally unwell sociopath that happened to be good enough at coaching football and playing the edges of the rules to be successful. What makes him tick is addiction. It's not that deep.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@jackbaker1311.bsky.social bumped into Hank on the train just now, wearing a rather fetching deep blue velvet blazer. He was chatting to his adult son, saying but without saying that Gyok and Eze need to step up. He asked his lad what our fixture was this weekend, at which point I entered the chat
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The entire Joyce Manor discography takes a darker turn if you consider the closing track on each album might be about the same person. Constant Headache, Heated Swimming Pool, This Song Is A Mess, Secret Sisters, all of them are about Danielle from Grey Guitar.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seeing this lot later. Should be a lovely time.
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Let Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tony schiavone is having a great time in france #AEWGrandSlam #AEWDynamite (photo from @voxcatch.fr on twitter)
tony schiavone wearing mercedes mone's red beret at commentary next to excalibur and nigel mcguinness 

https://x.com/voxcatch/status/2107524015866651066?t=7AbCrX0GuM-z4rzK4_DJRQ
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It gets cut off at the top but I maintain WORK SUCKS….I KNOW is one of the best lyrical turns every committed to the page
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 07/10/2026
Just discovered my Bayeuz Tapestry x Adebayor gif so that's nice isn't it
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine the review panel over here, with their current directive of ‘look after your mate refereeing on the pitch at all costs’ reviewing Robbie Fowler’s celebration bsky.app/profile/thef...
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The Falcoholic @thefalcoholic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Five sweaty guys sitting around a small TV rewinding over and over again to see if Juszczyk's hand was cupped around an invisible rounded or square object
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not gluten free myself, but had to provide accessible food at a colleague’s leaving do. Thought M&S and Tesco would collectively have me covered. Although tbf, the gluten free product development is probably in the same phase vegetarian food was in the late 90s/early 00s, and may improve in 10yrs.
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Nah mate, nothing deep, someone just whatsapped me a meme of a cat whose hair and moustache brindling look like some lad who didn’t get into art school”
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you ever have a moment when you spontaneously laugh about something you saw/heard on The Bad Site, approximately a decade ago, and realise you absolutely cannot explain yourself to anyone in your IRL presence? Mine today was “Fackin Ronald Koeman, bruv!”
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Forgot to reply to this. Genuinely thought OK Computer and Urban Hymns were 1996, so my bad on those. What else am I missing in the indie/alt sphere from 1997? Sincerely happy to be educated!
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Certified lover boy, certified paedophile” bsky.app/profile/dbel...
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tony Khan, the God Tier move here is to have Don Callis insert himself in the middle of the next Death Riders entrance for nuclear heat. #AEW bsky.app/profile/rock...
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Clarence @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only enjoyable gluten free things I’ve had are chocolate-based. The volume of sugar involved to make it taste of anything meaningful makes the following morning feel recovering from a night at the Hacienda in its hey day
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