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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 24m
Bought 3 (three) pairs of trousers in M&S at 70% off
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scratched my neck in bed last night and left myself with two very visible and unsightly welts
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Expecting the media to be discerning and not just call some idiot who will always answer is a lost cause, but surely someone, somewhere has asked the question 'shouldn't this cunt be too busy with work to say yes every time if he was any good'
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well that caught me off guard
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The missing one is Marion and Geoff, which I had to add myself (septic scum)
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had 'Kenny Baker, he robbed your bank' to Rebel Rebel stuck in my head all day ffs
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This might be the most I've got no idea what's happening in the biz without rovert moment to date, what do you mean All Out is happening right now?
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heard an advert for the Blindboy podcast earlier and I have to ask, that's what he sounds like? Really?
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Games rarely ever stick with me once I'm done them, more of a games I remember playing for absolutely ages list
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anti-drugs talk guy who BOMBED. Worse than anything I've seen. It still haunts me. Worse because he went through with the planned ending which was a building chantalong of 'it's no joke.' So we all had to watch a man doing a solo chant of IT'S. NO. JOKE. while doing a sort of weird shuffle/dance.
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Say what you like about Sting but Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic hits like fucking crack on a sunny Sunday mid-afternoon
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not saying I've had an all time FPL shitter but I could do with Mbeumo bagging at least a dozen goals this afternoon
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Real shame the WWF are booking Mariah May so badly my entirely correct she's not actually charismatic take isn't able to get the vindication it deserves
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
another thing I found out is that my uncle, who I didn't really know because he lived in Manchester, used to be pally with the quality street gang. The Boys Are Back in Town hits so different since I learned this
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ended up on the Jubilee line with NFL fans because I forgot to check what, if anything, was on at Wembley today
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(Tim Vickery voice) it's a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanderful story
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spilled water on my shirt, so I've thrown on a jacket while it dries
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There's no need to kink shame, Nicholas
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bought a bomber jacket, again I feel entitled to wear one since I found out I'm genetically predisposed to handling a sawn off shotgun
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes you catch a glimpse of the words ROY WHITING, yes written in all caps, in your search bar and you have to ask yourself just what was I doing in the early hours
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A Prince Among Men reboot
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Laughing at the thought of rewatching The Sopranos and feeling forced to identify with AJ
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This being posted in the immediate aftermath of the brexit referendum results coming out is the most I've ever laughed at a tweet
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
feel much more comfortable wearing a tracksuit since I found out about my old man. Like it's my ancestral right
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolutely jonesing to get ID'd now I actually have provisional drivers license in my wallet
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Started wearing my dad's copper bracelet that I've found when going through things. Can't wear the chains, they make me look like a lotto lout. Can't wear the ring because I tried it one night and kept fidgeting with it and changing which finger it was on. No need for the cufflinks. Bracelet it is
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jonathan Wilson will have to write pieces for The Spectator, The Critic and reason dot com to recover from this
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(dullest man in human history voice) err, I think you mean Brent Di Cesare
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Genuinely don't know anything that's happening in sports entertainment without rovey posting about it. Feels liberating in a way. Might be time to cycle in a new interest
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ongoing list of phrases which make me want to arrange an assassination when I see them: calling a sandwich 'sammich' describing anything as 'weak sauce' 'winner winner chicken dinner'
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My housing officer has ghosted me for so long that I can't even threaten to get Keir Starmer, who did sort of know my mum, to sort them out anymore ffs
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey. Hey AEW fans! I made you a video!
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can't believe I have to vote in a "by-election"
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
special shoutout to the Wembley Way DJ for playing We Close Our Eyes by Go West on the way out. I was absolutely loving it
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Continental Challenge Cup final, Wembley. I will be there. What a magical stadium. Such great memories. What a wonderful cup. Moxley, THE Moxley versus the McGuinness
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So good that I've successfully tricked google into believing I co-host the UK's #1 Microsoap rewatch podcast. It's fact now
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
too good that I can tell if something good or bad has happened to Spurs with real time alerts from how my neighbour has reacted
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bought a new chair sitting on the balcony playing Half Life 2. Thinking about taking up cigar smoking
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sometimes your brain is just hammering you with the thought of just buy a PS5. Buy a PS5. You need a distraction, what better than a PS5. Buy a PS5. What possible reason is there to not buy a PS5. Buy a PS5. 6 years old now so you can hoover up some big beasts you missed out on for fairly cheap. Buy
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Went to the doctors (twice) and the receptionist was really nice, deeply unexpected
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Found my Dad's books (long dead, was 50 when I was born, yes that does explain everything) and they are proper Dad books
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They did have an underpant lining, but it's perished
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Went to see the new Spider-Man and was worried I would cry because, alas the cinema does have that affect on me even on a good day, but all was fine
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