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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Greg: "Now it bears repeating what Walter Benjamin had to say about natural law as..." Me: [Leaning out a car window unloading an uzi on the cop car chasing me] "Yes, Benjamin really does provide an interesting lens here."

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nothing more rock and roll than getting sued into oblivion

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Them: [Fixating on the Seige of Vienna as part of a weird racist historical narrative] Me: [Fixating on the Seige of Vienna because I like croissants]

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pilgrim: "Wait, how is this also our savior's foreskin? I've seen like five of these." Bishop: "Do you doubt our Lord's monster dong?"

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I should not have to "create an account" to access your SDSs Huntsman, you bastards.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wake up, you were dreaming. Not even last night's storm could wake you. We've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go.

Jiub, your fellow prisoner at the start of Morrowind.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They'll be like the Belters with the burns from their vac suits, except it'll mark them out as dweebs

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Is this distinct from truck chris?

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It was glorious. Also really enjoyed Redive's remaster of the original.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sometimes the toddler with a handgun actually gets one down range.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

He keeps acting like he's DPS for some reason.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I bet he got really into Overwatch.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ezra Collective dropped some heat today with this new record. tidal.com/track/522251...

tidal.com

Ezra Collective - El Corazón

Listen to El Corazón on TIDAL

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Had to wait 10 minutes for my mobile order because the Dunks was swamped. September 11 is a day that will live in infamy.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Surely you could build a whole vape factory in one of those and the vape industry will become the backbone of the socialist mode.

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 02/09/2026

People can criticise Leni Riefenstahl for her opinions all they want but the fact remains she taught love for the moving image to a generation of German children. And I don't expect everyone to understand, but when the Sorting Hat made me a Scharführer, it was a formative moment in my childhood.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Latest MBMBaM is a minefield for Justin mispronouncing tequila and mezcal vocabulary.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"Who was president in 2020?" is being outmoded by the question of "who is president now?" as the sort of intellectual low bar that a surprising number of people cannot seem to clear.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Put five guys in lead-lined coffins.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I bought the fancy Masienda masa harina last weekend and finally took it for a spin. They say the poor craftsman blames his tools, but sometimes he's right! Better texture, more flavor, raw tortillas are firmer and easier to transfer to the griddle, and I went four for four on the full puff.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Gotta get comfortable with your moeds and scalse.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Hilarious gag gift for the Yankee swap though.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: "The cup is half full" Pessimist: "The cup is half empty" Statistician: "What the fuck am I supposed to do with an N of 1? Bring me more cups!"

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This was prompted by having "shawarma" at a place. It was good, well seasoned, but اخي, that's just a chicken sandwich.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

When I'm dictator, it will be mostly fine if you're cool, but if you call it shawarma or gyros or al pastor I am sending armed inspectors to verify the presence of that vertical spit thingy. No spit, no life.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Man is absolutely moving to New Hampshire about it

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Thank you to everyone who liked my post. I couldn't have done it without the person I QTd and the GNU Image Manipulation Program.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Motherfucker will develop an appreciation for saxophone noises.

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Feels like cheating to say "The Dispossessed" by Ursula K. LeGuin, "Parable of the Sower" by Octavia Butler, or that whole "Broken Earth" trilogy by N.K. Jemisen, but what are you gonna do, not read speculative fiction?

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

От, and I cannot stress this enough, лично

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Charles McPherson @varitel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026