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Various Coyotes

@variouscoyotes.bsky.social
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Just a flock of beasts. Actually had the makings of a varsity athlete Hail, brothers! Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke. Please go touch some grass

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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had to check myself, it's real :(
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Babka fighting for their life): aggravated sniffles
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lol you dumb asshole, why on earth would Trump sign that
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poor boys and pilgrims with families And we are going to Graceland
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brave
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the few times "the cult" roots for the black and silver
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Montano, First Childe of the Antediluvian Lasombra, Vampire the Masquerade
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am not immune to trends
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Will Sommer @willsommer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New development this afternoon: Ben Shapiro's pro-ICE movie has lost its right to film in a Montana town, after city officials voted to suspend their filming permit. bsky.app/profile/will...
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Brian Wishart @bwishart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Iñárritu made an even more baby-brained version of Don't Look Up. An incredibly boring movie with political commentary that could only impress a simpleton. My ★ review of Digger (2026) on @letterboxd: boxd.it/gBpSlD)
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A ★ review of Digger (2026)
No one saw Alejandro G. Iñárritu's last film Bardo, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths. I did. It's a film that opens up with a baby being delivered. The baby decides to crawl back into the womb. ...
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wishing you luck, failing that sacrificing a goat on the full moon
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Slide another shot by and wipe your dirty hands on me
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Every time discipline is handed down in the NFL, it’s done so with the bottom line in mind… since there’s always another story to move on to, football has been able to act (or not act) with immunity for years while continuing to grow into an unsinkable ship made of $100 bills”
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The NFL Will Tolerate Abuse, But Not Activism
There is wiggle room on matters of sexual misconduct and domestic violence in the USA’s most popular sports league. But speaking with a conscience is a step too far.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kali conked out while I type up reports
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Orange Crush
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your PM is going to talk big until the next time Rubio hosts a conference on why antizionism is terrorism shut the fuck up and actually follow through on the threat to disentangle CAN from the US
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the best to ever do it
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just took what can only be described as a "devastatingly long" poop
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The NYPD under Mamdani escorted Netanyahu to the UN and is having protestors arrested (including Hannah Einbinder and Susan Sarandon) and he’s still going after him. You have to laugh at this point, no meaningful antizionism anywhere in power.
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
foo bawl
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and if my grandmother had wheels she would've been a bike you literal Nazi
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Poster for the “This is Gavin Newsom” podcast with a picture of the human oil slick himself
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shrooms settling in I see
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bret Stephens has written more essays than has completely read books
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I'm not mad: "This guy is a cancer. He’s a terrorist, he’s a jihadist, he hates everybody,” the host railed of Mamdani. “He hates everybody, Italians, Jews, Irish, the Germans, as I’ve said time and again, if you’re not Muslim he has no use for you. None. What do you mean the president likes-"
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't help myself, Everytime
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wonderful, why did you work to hand the Ellison's, who are Trump supporters and conservatives, the keys to the American media landscape? All your hard work about to be undone because you cant help yourself can you, just be the republican you want to be jesus christ
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not dissimilar from Ritchie Torres's website pulling a "What is this Israel you speak of?"
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HUSH, don't tell anyone...
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you're a lady this beaked up, I'll do anything you ask anything
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Time to oink, baby
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Do you want me to send tape?"
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would also argue if you’re more concerned with a bombastic streamer you dislike than those civilians, perhaps you shouldn’t be discussing other people’s values
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Will Somer leaving The Bulwark will make that publication start printing praises of Trumpian politics because they "centered America"
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 18/09/2026
a picture of four men in white pants striped shirts and sleeve garters and straw boaters, all leaping in unison, and a pretty red haired woman in a patriotic dancer’s dress is sashaying across in front of them

Caption: Ann-Margret performing at a state dinner honoring ~~the Shah of Iran~~ in 1975
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Honestly I would LOVE for Joe to explain in his own words what he thinks being left-wing is Need a good laugh
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've seen a beautiful woman with a tattooed face Cry herself to sleep for things she couldn't erase Seen a love note written in the hard concrete By a love sick boy who resembled me
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cahoon's Landing, Wellfleet Mass
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay have we asked anyone who does better than a triple-single and smart enough to not call for diversity when her black teammates are getting the short-end of the stick
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hope you got a source on that one buddy considering the Texas right are the most lumpen individuals
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hitting the non-Euclidian fadeaway
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
like i can’t say i LOVE the instinct to make light of tragedies but exploiting tragedies for hateful, warmongering ends is so much worse
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