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Variance Hammer

@variancehammer.bsky.social
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Writer for variancehammer.com and goonhammer.com. Co-host of Lost to the Nails and the Plastic Pressgang Podcast. Fan of the Horus Heresy, Adeptus Titanicus and myriad historicals. Avid terrain enthusiast. He/him/his

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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That higher ed administration became a whole separate career path that faculty move to never to return was a mistake
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“A thirty-five minute layover is probably fine…”
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My alma mater essentially mandated engineering students take a humanities mini-minor. It benefitted all of them.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The 2026 Warhammer Conference is live! You can watch sessions online, or later they’ll be presented on YouTube. Today and tomorrow! warhammer-conference.com
warhammer-conference.com
Home – Warhammer Conference
Warhammer Conference is the world's first – and best – academic conference dedicated to all things Warhammer.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Was talking to my wife today about hobby stuff in a general sense, and she said this: "The search for the perfect hobby tool is people who traded their time for money realizing they don't have time to practice, and trying to exchange money back for time." And now I'm fucking haunted.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was the problem with Eldar last edition imo. Tons of “not the optimal” units and detachments that were still pretty close (ironically a good thing) that made nerfing them like peeling an op onion
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My shorthand for this in 10th was “The game is the best it’s been, but it’s also the most game.”
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That units that would do 90% as well as the optimal unit to do the same task etc. will hardly ever see gameplay is a very tournament specific balance problem that trickles down to the rest of the player base.
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Shane Ivey of the delta-green.com Iveys @shaneivey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YOU LOVE DINOSAURS. Now be one! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tha... New from our buddy Chris Gunning and friends.
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Herd of Horns
An Original TTRPG Celebrating Dinosaurs for Being Dinosaurs!
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"The computer can do my hobby for me!" is the saddest possible take.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just backed Herd of Horns on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/tha... Cool concept, written by friends of mine, and *Dinosaurs*. What's not to love?
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Herd of Horns
An Original TTRPG Celebrating Dinosaurs for Being Dinosaurs!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what you’re missing is that guys are a structural problem
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My dogs legit sleep on nicer mattresses than I do
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today I had an AI system give me the wrong reason for a transaction problem, had to go through three circular loops of "What's your problem -> Lets connect you with someone -> What's your problem", and then direct me to an entirely incorrect department. But sure, this is days from ending humankind.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Basically, cinematic luck. Once they were out, and you got to the lower pool - now you were taking hits, and a single one is potentially game-ending.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I liked the old "Spycraft" game's approach to this. You had two HP pools - one that was the normal one increasing in level, and one that was essentially just your CON score (IIRC). Hits to the first ones weren't hits. They were shattering wooden tables you were hiding behind, and near misses, etc.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Someone in my club asking "Is X game still supported?" radicalized me. There are rules. There are models. It is a mostly complete line. A constant churn of new releases and errata does not actually a supported game make.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So I checked, and not only is that a thing, but there are TWO CHARACTERS who have that as a power. One is Mikiko Kawamoto from Devilman, the other is Melona from Queen's Blade. I can't tell if this is a two nickels situation or a second character has hit the towers situation.
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maullarmaullar☄️ @maullarmaullar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you really care about kids being safe in sports, have the courage of your convictions and work to outlaw high school and college football.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The concept of “the Warhammer hobby” has much to answer for.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
personally I think we should just take the ai doomers at their word and shut it down if they’re telling the truth, well, good thing we shut it down. If they’re exaggerating, well, they shouldn’t have done that
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The actual appropriate response to "There's a double-digit chance we doom humanity with our shenanigans" is a preemptive air strike, not an IPO. Strange how that's not what they're suggesting.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hobby musing of the day: A wildly successful Kickstarter is a leading indicator that a hobby company is about to be in deep trouble.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I will believe something these people post the first time their suggested fix also doesn't happen to involve regulatory capture.
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Felicia @feliciarondo.com · 05/09/2026
“until they all start fighting each other then the protestors sneak away” speaks to a very Looney Tunes cartoon view of how things happen. Like, there’s no puff of smoke that surrounds the agents while comical but bloodless violence ensues, people would get hurt if this actually occurred!
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Incidentally, this is also true for scientists. If someone did a study you think is cool, tell them. I still cherish the time a 12 year old sent me an email about a paper I wrote to make sure I knew people trolled in online games
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
NYT: Access-based journalism for me, but not for thee.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hang in there friend.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
5 Parsecs from Home calls to me once again.
A box of The Expanse starship crew miniatures from Green Ronin and Wargames Atlantic.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Somewhere rattling in my brain when I think about gaming is an essay titled "The Pleasure of Figuring Things Out."
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck you Google. We will all remember your capitulation to a mad king
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/07/2026
You'll not convince me this isn't the historically accurate Odysseus.
Wishbone as Odysseus in the "Homer, Sweet Homer" episode.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Albeit probably my professional account @germsandnumbers.bsky.social
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Napoleon Dynamite's Awkward Wave
ALT: Napoleon Dynamite's Awkward Wave
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Though at the same time, I’ve seen more gender nonconforming folks in Pullman/Moscow than I have anywhere else I’ve lived.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 14/07/2026
I have to assume Substack is throwing some fat stacks of cash at prominent authors to launch on the platform in 2026, in exchange for ignoring the fact the company openly embrace nazis and white supremacists for engagement
Naomi Klein Facebook post announcing a new substack newsletter. She writes: "Here’s a background on why I launched my Substack. I wanted to nurture a space that is not a one-way download of my ideas into your brains, via polished op-eds. So I created “Patterns” - a place where we can think together, spot connections, and make sense of these turbulent times as a group."
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"Don't eat the potato salad." - Every Epidemiologist I Know.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The feed is giving me an awful lot of pet loss posts today. Each of you are loved, and I'm sorry for your loss, and thank you for taking such good care of them.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I just wish it wasn't so frenetic. There was very little time to *enjoy* the marvelous set piece scenery.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is like SpaceX's claim that their total addressable market is basically "The Economy."
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Glad it's not just me.
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Petition to revisit that whole "Nazi tattoos aren't disqualifying" decision.
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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding
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Variance Hammer @variancehammer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Playing DA:2 without playing Awakening was so weird for me. I just sat through the whole game going "This guy is obviously a problem, we need to stab him in the neck, why does everyone love him?"
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