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Doctor Ironic

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Internet guy. He/him.

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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
weird how this "most important movie that we NEED RIGHT NOW" are almost always based on IP originally made for little kids.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 6h
I have a signed copy of Jacob Gellar’s book and now I’m not even sure the library would take it.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 29/09/2026
Riley Gaines, famous for turning her 5th place tie with transgender swimmer Lia Thomas into a far-right career agianst transgender people, has officially had her lawsuit against the NCAA thrown out by a judge today. The judge found no evidence for her claims. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Riley Gaines' Title IX Lawsuit Against The NCAA Struck Down After Judge Finds "No Evidence" Of Funding Claims
Gaines’ attorneys argued her civil rights were violated because she competed against a transgender athlete.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
I think the Choosin’ Texas phenomenon says less about the popularity of country or a right-wing vibe shift or whatever and much more about how the Billboard charts are becoming increasingly irrelevant to how people engage with music now
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
Control Resonant is not perfect, but it is imperfect in all the ways I want it to be, and that might be even better.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
I have to get something off my chest here: I hate the XCom memes of "game says I have a 97% chance to hit, I still miss." Reason one: that's not how probabilities work.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 27/09/2026
Writer Simon Kinberg Director Jon Watts
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Flushing a Toilet Handle
ALT: Flushing a Toilet Handle
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 25/09/2026
God it’s such a good day when a new Remedy game drops. I don’t like to talk about it much because Idea Guys™️ are a dime a dozen but I’m honestly jealous they’re doing everything I ever wanted to with video games.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 24/09/2026
I don't wanna go to sleep and wait till the morning I want to be playing Control Resonant NOW
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 21/09/2026
Can we admit Breadtube is an economic scam at this point
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 21/09/2026
As Nolan Intended
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phil @philjamesson.com · 19/09/2026
seems dramatic but ok
what appears to be a screenshot of the interview

And what song is that?

McCartney: It is a cursed song, and unites all who hear it not in concord but in servitude. (highlighted) Some say it can only truly be sung with a forkëd tongue and a throat scarred by hot coals. (/highlighted) Nonetheless, in my foolish youth, I thoughtlessly attempted to capture the power of that melody. Of course, lacking both the careful preparation and the heedless abandon which may lead to a fruitful encounter with the dark forces of Hell, that unholy might was turned back upon me and mine. All which has withered in my life, all the lamentations of yesteryear and those yet to come, I lay at its feet.

Okay. Does it have a name?

McCartney: Maxwell’s Silver Hammer.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 18/09/2026
Magfest does not have their shit together.
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 14/09/2026
No really this whole privacy section is incredible and every review should have one.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 13/09/2026
hooray battinson 2 is gonna tackle the most overhyped sauceless villains in the canon and all the boss baby cinephiles are gonna go nuts for it
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 12/09/2026
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 10/09/2026
*hanging out with coworkers at the water cooler* "oh, my tie? It's a reference to the movie about the miscarriages of justice committed in the name of hunting down pedophiles. So how's Barbara"
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Axl Rose Devouring his Sony PlayStation
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 10/09/2026
Practical Magic 2 may be the nadir of the legasequel. I had genuinely never heard of the first one when I had the trailer for 2 thrust upon me in a theater. Such a surreal experience. “You know Borgagon. You LOVE Borgagon. Everyone does. Now we proudly present… Borgagon… 2…”
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 09/09/2026
I just... really do not care about folding phones
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looking at that No Man’s Sky update knowing I’m going to be suicidally bored to tears of mining minerals to refill the bars to mine new minerals in 4 hours
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
hunter biden spending months trying to recreate his image to ultimately just do a crypto scamcoin is amazing. 10/10. so glad we don’t have to pretend to take him seriously as a 2028 presidential candidate anymore
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 09/09/2026
I'm sick I don't wanna put any effort into making dinner wahhhhhhhhh
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 07/09/2026
NATHAN YOU GOTTA CHILL
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 05/09/2026
if I see “the curtains were fucking blue” one more time I’m gonna scream
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just happy to be here @gingermophobia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
for these folks "pretentiousness" is an envious derogatory term for "knowing what you're doing with your art" or "having informed opinions"
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every time another site pulls this garbage, I like to remind people about authory — it pulls and archives everything for you and stays even after a site removes it on their end. (It’s where all my Syfy pieces live after they mass deleted) Here’s an example of a piece Syfy killed that lives on:
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Chosen One of the Day: Paddington
Yesterday, the latest Bond trailer dropped and I was reminded about how much I care about Ben Whishaw, who plays Q opposite Daniel Craig’s Bond. (Generally speaking, I do not care too much about James...
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 03/09/2026
People seriously need to learn that CEOs are not playing the same game as you. Zaslav getting paid $50 million for the rights to a film that opened with $15 million is a Total CEO Victory, and if this is what you think “defeating” him looks like, you’re going to make him the richest man on earth.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 03/09/2026
It absolutely blows my mind that they removed every single licensed song from the remaster but kept the white pedophile who loves saying the n word
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 02/09/2026
Nintendo really threw up their hands and gave up on Mario Kart World
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 01/09/2026
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Your Pal, Siel is going to MAGFest '27 @sieldotcom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me and my two weed smoking girlfriends
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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Brütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine Productions
A sale by Double Fine Productions, 100% off Brütal Legend
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 24/08/2026
I would rather have easy access to Pringles than a datacenter
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 23/08/2026
Ohio’s unemployment benefits site may actually be the worst website I’ve ever used in my life. I can’t wait to lose my benefits because their website can’t stop spitting 504 Bad Gateways at me on a fresh install of Chrome with no extensions.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 22/08/2026
QOTSA finally put Fun Machine on streaming services and I no longer have to rely on a 360p YouTube video from 2007 for it, there are little blessings everywhere
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 21/08/2026
I know the old adage of "if everyone you meet is an asshole maybe you're an asshole" and I'm pretty confident I was right in all of these but boy have I been meeting a lot of fucking assholes recently
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 20/08/2026
La Roux has lost the juice I'm afraid to say. Thought Supervision was great but nothing off this new album is grabbing me and Feedback is the worst song she's ever made
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 20/08/2026
It’s not even new technology dumbass, it’s a marketing phenomenon convincing CEOs across the world that the newest update to Cleverbot makes it good enough to replace workers with.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 17/08/2026
I’m not going to continue replying to this guy because frankly I shouldn’t have in the first place and also it looks bad enough that the only person who likes his comebacks is himself.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 17/08/2026
God Amtrak rips. Got on the train, fell asleep for eight hours, woke up and had a coffee and a breakfast sandwich and now I’m poasting with my destination an hour away. And this was like sixty bucks.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 15/08/2026
Look at all these cool young up and coming actors that won’t be doing any good movies for the next eight years.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 15/08/2026
Always doing the Northernlion Midnight Suns rant but about Marathon
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 13/08/2026
Breath of the Wild is amazing if you’ve never seen Havok physics or an open world game before
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Fall @afallendoll.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
if you stream on twitch, go to this link www.twitch.tv/settings/sec... scroll down. find this box right here and uncheck it. share this post. you're welcome.
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