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Doctor Ironic

@vardacinemas.art
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Internet guy. He/him.

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Halloween Henrique @kelzor.bsky.social · 23h
Akira Yamaoka (with his daughter cosplaying "Silent Hill f" Hinako) and John Romero. Video games rock.
Akira Yamaoka (with his daughter cosplaying "Silent Hill f" Hinako) and John Romero. Video games rock.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 10h
My last employers put the position they laid me off from back on their job board as soon as my severance payments ended and then closed it the second I noticed and applied 🥰
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 03/10/2026
I acknowledge people’s criticisms of Innaritu as a director and all I’ll say is I think there’s much worse flaws you can have as an artist
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 03/10/2026
I don’t know I still kinda wanna see Digger
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
weird how this "most important movie that we NEED RIGHT NOW" are almost always based on IP originally made for little kids.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 01/10/2026
Virgil Texas returns to co-host a podcast with him.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 01/10/2026
Not sure what I can say that everyone else hasn’t already said. Just an absolutely awful case, the person making the allegation is for sure a dipshit but the evidence is smoking-gun solid, and at no point was the victim consulted or consenting. Just great. Awful day on the internet. Hit the showers.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 01/10/2026
I have a signed copy of Jacob Gellar’s book and now I’m not even sure the library would take it.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 29/09/2026
Riley Gaines, famous for turning her 5th place tie with transgender swimmer Lia Thomas into a far-right career agianst transgender people, has officially had her lawsuit against the NCAA thrown out by a judge today. The judge found no evidence for her claims. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Riley Gaines' Title IX Lawsuit Against The NCAA Struck Down After Judge Finds "No Evidence" Of Funding Claims
Gaines’ attorneys argued her civil rights were violated because she competed against a transgender athlete.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
I’d be interested to see the raw numbers on this one and compare it to older and newer megahits. I’m guessing the numbers on this aren’t anywhere near I Will Always Love You or even Old Town Road, just more consistent.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
The concept of one mega song that everyone can agree on becomes more and more irrelevant as people get into deeper and more insular music communities, so it’s going to be genres consumed by the old guard ruling the traditional charts for probably the rest of time.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
But mostly I think streaming has just changed how people engage with music because you don’t have to “justify” individual purchases with them being good enough, you can try everything at no additional cost. So music fandom is splintering into smaller factions with more precise tastes.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
I think the song is fine, just overplayed. But no wonder it’s consistently #1 according to metrics that still lopsidedly value the older and whiter people that make up the genre’s core demographic.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
I think the Choosin’ Texas phenomenon says less about the popularity of country or a right-wing vibe shift or whatever and much more about how the Billboard charts are becoming increasingly irrelevant to how people engage with music now
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
Control Resonant is not perfect, but it is imperfect in all the ways I want it to be, and that might be even better.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
People making jokes about their game experience is fine, but unfortunately a lot of people lately treat this like this is a problem that needs to be fixed. Zero Company, I am calling you out. If you make a game that rounds up your hit chance to 100% if it's high enough, you have not made XCom.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
Reason three: XCom is not a game about perfect tactics. XCom is a game about risk mitigation. If you have a 97% chance to hit, if you are a good XCom player, you will still have a backup plan in case that 3% rolls in, and you will not hinge your entire strategy on assuming that's going to hit.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
Reason two: A lot of the time when you see someone post this they're using an assault rifle at point blank range and going "why do I have a 60%!? Fucking XCom!" Guns have effective ranges. If you want 100% at point blank use a shotgun or a sword. It is VERY difficult to use guns at point blank IRL.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 28/09/2026
I have to get something off my chest here: I hate the XCom memes of "game says I have a 97% chance to hit, I still miss." Reason one: that's not how probabilities work.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 27/09/2026
Writer Simon Kinberg Director Jon Watts
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Flushing a Toilet Handle
ALT: Flushing a Toilet Handle
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 26/09/2026
I love when people bring up “she was in the same class as Ryan Coogler.” And? I went to the same place as John Legend and I don’t exactly have an EGOT
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 25/09/2026
Person using tens of thousands of your Patreon money to go on six cruises complains about $100 tip. Okay.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 25/09/2026
I’m not giving this video another view but I also read at one point in it she gets upset because an Uber driver backs out of her order because it would’ve been a 2.5 hour drive?
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 25/09/2026
The twist at the end of Resonant better not be what I think it is because I already fuckin wrote that once
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 25/09/2026
God it’s such a good day when a new Remedy game drops. I don’t like to talk about it much because Idea Guys™️ are a dime a dozen but I’m honestly jealous they’re doing everything I ever wanted to with video games.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 24/09/2026
Hi Max
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 24/09/2026
Clearing Hi-Fi Rush out of my backlog in the meanwhile. It’s a rhythm based action game where all the music is ass. Hm!
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 24/09/2026
I don't wanna go to sleep and wait till the morning I want to be playing Control Resonant NOW
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 21/09/2026
“I went on six vacations but don’t worry I was a Very Serious Critic™️ about all of it”
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 21/09/2026
Can we admit Breadtube is an economic scam at this point
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 21/09/2026
As Nolan Intended
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 20/09/2026
I remain cautiously optimistic, rumors make it sound like it’s about a tokusatsu team that have to deal with adult problems with no singular enemy to beat up which sounds funny, like Derrick Comedy’s Mystery Team on an A24 budget.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 20/09/2026
I wouldn’t put too much stock in how an actor is asked to describe a film, lest we forget Harry Styles’ “it feels like a movie” comments. Their job is to deliver one performance in it, which may or may not involve actually grasping the bigger picture
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phil @philjamesson.com · 19/09/2026
seems dramatic but ok
what appears to be a screenshot of the interview

And what song is that?

McCartney: It is a cursed song, and unites all who hear it not in concord but in servitude. (highlighted) Some say it can only truly be sung with a forkëd tongue and a throat scarred by hot coals. (/highlighted) Nonetheless, in my foolish youth, I thoughtlessly attempted to capture the power of that melody. Of course, lacking both the careful preparation and the heedless abandon which may lead to a fruitful encounter with the dark forces of Hell, that unholy might was turned back upon me and mine. All which has withered in my life, all the lamentations of yesteryear and those yet to come, I lay at its feet.

Okay. Does it have a name?

McCartney: Maxwell’s Silver Hammer.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 19/09/2026
We love ya Corey, get well soon
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 18/09/2026
Miss you too 🫂
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 18/09/2026
Not going this year, still unemployed
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 18/09/2026
They sold out of badges in six hours because badges have to be transferable and refundable because of their hotel lottery and they have this hotel lottery because too many people are trying to go to this venue. I’m sorry. I know “magfest has outgrown the gaylord” takes are tired but they’re true.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 18/09/2026
Magfest does not have their shit together.
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 15/09/2026
SteamOS on ARM is so fucking crazy it's insane they've buried it under just "we have a new VR headset." Getting Windows apps to run on smartphones is wizardry I've seen no other company get even close to cracking
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 14/09/2026
No really this whole privacy section is incredible and every review should have one.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 13/09/2026
sorry i didn’t really enjoy the three hour Batman movie where they turned riddler into jigsaw and had an unironic “not all cops” scene
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 13/09/2026
hooray battinson 2 is gonna tackle the most overhyped sauceless villains in the canon and all the boss baby cinephiles are gonna go nuts for it
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 12/09/2026
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 10/09/2026
maybe the most ill-advised a24 merch since the Zone of Interest posters
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Doctor Ironic @vardacinemas.art · 10/09/2026
*hanging out with coworkers at the water cooler* "oh, my tie? It's a reference to the movie about the miscarriages of justice committed in the name of hunting down pedophiles. So how's Barbara"
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Axl Rose Devouring his Sony PlayStation
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