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Shredded Geg

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World Famous Abomination Who Never Made A Name For Himself.

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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 8h
Damn, he could of ended the war at the start of his term if he tried this.
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, this is not incorrect, but the real question, as always, is "trust it to do what" have realistic expectations for your data and you'll get more out of it!
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s the I’m about to poop my pants stance. Experts agree.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s time for me to start clutching my pearls. AI music is Satanic and the devil’s music. I never thought I would become one of these adults. Someone find me a godly institution.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s a trick question. An electric boat sinking in the ocean would electrocute the whole ocean. Duh! He’s so stupid.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yea… he’s not gonna read that. I wouldn’t read it either.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Demon Hunter is the perfect name for a Cristian metal band. A+
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
you just fucking know this guy was an antivaxxer
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Noooo, stay away.
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Patrick Star Says Boo!
ALT: Patrick Star Says Boo!
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is old news. I was at the auditions like 5 minutes ago. They said “but you’re American”. I smirked, like a badass and responded “aeroplane”. Casting was reduced to tears. I left with a big ol’ bag of money.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The weapons industry just thinking about making a weather machine that can block out the sun.
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Spongebob's Hungry Lick
ALT: Spongebob's Hungry Lick
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Trump explains video cameras to a time traveler from the early 1800s
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Business 101
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"I actually heard Trump may come tonight but he couldn’t make it,” Cummings, 43, joked during the event, according to Deadline. “He got caught in sex traffic."
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Maher always gotta find something to complain about. He snuck it in right at the end. Who is this imaginary person who cannot understand “hybrid” careers. Sir, have you ever scene a social media bio? Everyone is a writer and an entrepreneur 😶‍🌫️
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Manjit Minhas: You Are Not An Entrepreneur
ALT: Manjit Minhas: You Are Not An Entrepreneur
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Someone needs to tell him about the latest manosphere snake oil. Taking testosterone to stop aging.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In my past life, I was a tree that was cut down. They used my body to create crosses to crucify people. Then in my next life I was someone who was crucified on one of those crosses. Then I came back as a maggot and did what maggots do best.🍽️
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Guess which one has a gambling problem.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That’s awesome. Poetic as hell.
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France to illuminate Statue of Liberty for US 250th birthday — AFP News
France will stage an elaborate light show at the Statue of Liberty to mark the 250th anniversary of the United States, the French consulate said Monday.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He’s suppose to be a heel. Don’t call him on stuff. He is tired and knows there is no real defense for this crap. He is literally getting paid to be such a punchable face.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That’s The Penguin
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Oswald Cobblepot: Take Back Gotham!
ALT: Oswald Cobblepot: Take Back Gotham!
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
JD Vance just shrugging. “I did my best. He can’t fire me. Seriously though, I can’t be fired.“
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Dude is wearing flip flops and has a cardboard cutout of himself like 5 feet away. His team of investigators are definitely taking him for a ride. Poor bastard.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Somebody is copying somebody’s homework.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You can almost hear me off screen giving a standing ovation as I mouth the words “insane in the brain” repeatedly as a tear rolls down my face.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Damn, this is going to affect me big time in my future. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS I HAVE WITH “entrepreneurs”. It is so easy, like they say buy crap at garage sales and flip it on eBay. The problem is I’m afraid to leave my house. But if I could, I’d be a super rich🫠
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Everything is always two weeks away with this admin.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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a cartoon character says i guess it 's fine in front of a nickelodeon logo
ALT: a cartoon character says i guess it 's fine in front of a nickelodeon logo
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Scott Jennings said it best himself. He called what he does a mix of showbiz and pro wrestling. He’s a heel by design. He’s there just to make you mad. They are paying a real person but they could just use a 2x4 with the words “Trump does no wrong” written on it.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Listen, when I was a kid I had a 75% approval. That has diminished -75% among everyone who has come in contact with me. A dude literally broke into my house to just spit in my food. Cops caught him but let em go, cause quote “fuck that guy.”
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Trump is frozen in fear. He now thinks Ireland is trying to send all their insane asylum people to the US. On a side note: Birthright for Ireland? Another note: All that talk about Canada being the 51st state got Ireland jealous. so god damn thirsty.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Trump is so stupid. He mixed me up with Gavin Newsom.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I just caught RFK Jr. Shoveling ice cream in his mouth under an overpass. I saw him steal from a raccoon.
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a cartoon of a grasshopper says hypocrite
ALT: a cartoon of a grasshopper says hypocrite
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
That is kind of a scummy thing to do. 🫠
washingtonpost.com
Whistleblower claims ex-DOGE member says he took Social Security data to new job
The Social Security inspector general’s office is investigating allegations that the former DOGE engineer took sensitive data on a thumb drive in a major potential security breach, said people familia...
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
We are #1 👑
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a man in front of a brick wall with the words we did it on the bottom
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The most accurate inaccurate self bombing, it was hit twice 🫠
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
To be fair, she reads English better than me. I’m American.🇺🇸
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner
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Mihir Shah @mihirpshah.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Investors are loving that the Warner Discovery deal fell through for Netflix.
Netflix stock almost up 10% in after-hours trading after refusing to raise bid for Warner Discovery
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Paramount is me when I get outbid on EBay. I take it personally and pay too much for useless crap. But a win is a win even though it is really a loss. 🫠🫠
cnbc.com
Netflix ditches deal for Warner Bros. Discovery after Paramount's offer is deemed superior
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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a man is screaming in a car and the words not everybody knows are above him
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Look at this guy. He’s like a novice stand up comedian reading his newest sucky bit. Dude probably had a writing room of nepo babies helping him with this one.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Come on CNN make some good TV. Get a bit confrontational calling him on the lie. Then patronize him. He’s an elected official and should know the GDP stats. The economy is the biggest concern among voters.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Something wrong Hon, you've barely touched your meat and ferments.
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Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It’s just easier to eat the goldfish out of the car seat
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Air striking Epstein in CoD4 would be have been honor.
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Shredded Geg @vapedaddy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
If that staffer wasn’t right there to stop the entry this would have been so much worse.
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