Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I want soapy Bravo reality TV, but just a mash-up of the silly stuff. The gang trying surfing. Everyone at hibachi BEFORE the fight. All dramz edited out. Anyone with me? 000
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh man, why was I ignoring the lesbian bar thing. Gold. 010
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Shirtless white guy with dreadlocks is quite the brand 000
Reposted by Dr. Jennifer BernsteinHeather Randell @heatherrandell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yet another example of how AI can be useful *once you already have deep knowledge and experience in a field* whereas using it as a student actively prevents the acquisition of that knowledge. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...nytimes.comOpinion | A.I. Has Made Me a Better Doctor. It’s Made Med Students Worse. (Gift Article)I’m confident in my mastery over what doctors do — and less confident about my continued mastery of an ever-evolving universe of facts. 59823
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My fall style icon is Claudia Kishi and you can’t stop me. 010
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Guess what it’s called to not optimize? Noptimize 011
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Excellent/terrifying/disheartening/informative. Also, I’ve wondered about the below as well. aiedusimplified.substack.com/p/the-agenti...aiedusimplified.substack.comThe Agentic Turn: A Recent TalkAre we committing the same mistake with agentic AI that we committed with generative AI? 010
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I must be missing something. Did Matty just call my kid…an “unfavorable demographic”? 000
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m “looks over shoulder while reversing” years old 000
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I also do not trust any woman would would date an ICE agent 121
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In news that will surprise zero people, it is easier to write a book when you aren't teaching. 000
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My plan is to just never press the aggressive squiggly circle 100
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Like, whoa, you know? My head is so clear. It’s like, I’m completely present in this conversation. Like, I’m literally holding space for your narrative right now. I’m not just waiting for you to finish saying things so I can say my thing.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...mcsweeneys.netIt’s Friday Night, Bro: Let’s Get Sober as Fuck“Teas, right? Let’s get some teas. You want some milk? Don’t be a milk pussy, dude. Get some calcium. I don’t want to be the only one with strong bones. Yes,... 100
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The study of naming bodies of water is called hydronomy. A name for a body of water is called a potonym. 110
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I am the anti-AI because everything I do takes forever and I'm dehydrated 010
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I know something else that might destroy humanity it’s climate change 010
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"I am so sick of learning about compasses! I will never eat soggy wheat! Can we be done now?" -my 12 year old 000
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026open.substack.com/pub/derektho...open.substack.comWhy Harvard's Dean 'Encourages' Students to Use AIThe end of summer brings a fresh throng of Americans to college campuses. 000
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026open.substack.com/pub/derektho...open.substack.comWhy Harvard's Dean 'Encourages' Students to Use AIThe end of summer brings a fresh throng of Americans to college campuses. 000
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026How easy it is to cancel a subscription says a lot about a company. 001
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ethics matter. There’s Really Only One Way to Stop Students From Cheating www.nytimes.com/2026/08/26/o...nytimes.comOpinion | There’s Really Only One Way to Stop Students From CheatingBlue-book exams are fine, but we need to address the issue at its root. 000
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Drugs are good but has your teenager ever called you their best friend 001
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hustle bro passive income industrial complex 110
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Them: I like your tattoos, where are they from? Me: Croatia Them: are you Croatian? Me: no I’m impulsive 020
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“We are not doing water balloons at 7am” 100
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Gotta respect the student who chose Rudy’s Bar-B-Q for his physical geography field data collection site. Bold move. 110
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I am “I can name all these characters” years old 000
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Designed a flier the old fashioned way, time-consuming and in PowerPoint. 010
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 04/09/2026ICYMI let’s retire “overpopulation” 000
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m the mom who sends the kid a 3:49am text about the Minnesota State Fair llama costume contest Stay tuned for more teen parenting tips 020
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“Anything reduced to only individual preference is generally doing the work of power.” -Tressie McMillan Cottom 010
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hate short form video for the same reason I hate roller coasters and I can’t quite explain it 000
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 30/08/2026“You are way too much! All the time!” I say to my toddler who doesn’t take after me AT ALL 020
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This popped up in my feed (theoretically because I’m a homeowner) but boy is it weird out of context 200
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 28/08/2026A lot of the current book I am writing involves seeing how much silliness I can sneak in while still staying on task Wait that’s my whole life 010
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What the toddler did was so bad that when I caught him he just ran straight into the time out corner 010
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s one thing to like something, it’s another thing to sacrifice for something. 010
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We don’t talk enough about Biggie shouting out Hootie and the Blowfish in Mo Money Mo Problems. 020
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The internet really wants me to want hormone therapy. 010
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“Vanilla bean caramel whipped sugar cookie” is by the far the most Bath and Body Works cookie I’ve ever made up. 010
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My 12-year old daughter, trying to remember someone, called Abraham Lincoln “the guy with the brown hair”. 110
Dr. Jennifer Bernstein @jennbernstein.bsky.social · 23/08/2026A plant store but in one of those old Wendy’s with the arboretums. 000