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Coffeemancer Vanvidum

@vanvidum.bsky.social
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Supply coffee to tiger to continue. Offer not valid for decaf. Sugar and cream will void warranty. Drifting around inner New England West of Boston. he/him

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Cadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 7h
This is what I run into regularly. Frequently! In project meetings! Political pressure from an elected ‘left populist’ D type whose every second goddamn word is ‘but the cost’ for certain public infra that won’t likely affect their reelection chances
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 7h
Crow became accidentally important at work when all he wanted was to play with garbage.
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 7h
Skill issue.
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 7h
If a recipe calls for 24 factorial ounces of melted chocolate, it's important to follow it exactly.
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 8h
An everyday hero.
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 8h
Watching someone fail hard at Egging On is surprisingly entertaining.
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SirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 9h
That sandwich you got from Chick-fil-A helped to fund this happening. Thanks.
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Jennifer Kirton @jenktn.bsky.social · 9h
You too can have this in your own backyard, if you don’t mind being yelled at
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 9h
Delicious slime mold?
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 9h
I'll start worrying about this if and when there's something more credible and substantive, or if China starts freaking out. Certainly not now.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 10h
"The baby polar bears outside are free, you can just go and take one"
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 10h
I want one.
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 10h
How do you get bitten by a wereblob?
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 10h
They're on some large volumes of powerful drugs in the White House if they think Iran has any incentive to negotiate under such circumstances.
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 10h
In summary, Powerpoint Delenda Est.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 11h
Musk advocating for Quebec separatism then following it up by saying Alberta & Saskatchewan should leave too gives away this is just about dissolving Canada for being lib, but I'm glad he's too dumb to realize it undermines separatists' chances by further associating them with right-wing Americanism
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 10h
I would absolutely hate being in a position where I had to receive oral briefings and reports. I can read and comprehend writing so much faster and more efficiently than listening to someone trying and failing to give an entertaining oral presentation, so the latter would be wasting my time.
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 11h
I quite frankly think it's mind boggling that anyone would want to receive a large amount of especially technical information orally rather than in writing, but then many people hate having to read anything and will simply refuse to do it if at all possible.
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Weremagnus @weremagnus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It's @c3rmen.bsky.social's otter fighter, Reuben! He was a character in a Redwall-flavored TTRPG campaign that I ran a couple of years ago.
Seven pencil drawings of an anthropomorphic otter warrior with fringe bangs that cover his eyes. From left to right across the top: the otter wringing water out of his fur; a portrait of the otter with his mouth open in awe; the otter using his shield like a food platter. From left to right across the bottom: the otter warrior trapped in a friendly headlock by a larger otter; a smiling portrait; a snarling portrait; the otter shielding himself and shouting.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12h
the supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time"
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Colossal @thisiscolossal.com · 16h
Hannah Lim, “Golden Tiger Snuff Bottle" www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/10/hann...
a stylized snuff bottle sculpture made from polymer clay featuring a painting of a small tiger
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Robolobo @robo-lobo.bsky.social · 13h
Sometimes people ask me about my philosophy on learning languages and I just say that one of my best friends was a Czech guy who practiced his English before immigrating to the US after high school by watching Johnny Bravo, and that was delightful for everyone constantly, so I say do like that.
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13h
Teddy Weasels!
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13h
#TigerProblems
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KhaiTheBear | COMMS OPEN @khaithebear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also take this silly drawover in these spooky times.
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Erin S. Pumpkins @erincikanek.bsky.social · 17h
POV: It’s time for pets
Waffles the large Bernese Mountain Dog rests his head on a fuzzy gray blanket and looks at you. 
You better pet him.
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Liam Tucker @liamtuckerfur.bsky.social · 13h
Ricky from Trailer Park Boys selling meat from the trunk of his car
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13h
This is why no one asks raccoons about where to find quality meats!
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13h
Ah, right. People who are okay inviting Sam & Nella to their E. Coli-Listeria party.
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13h
Who is desperate enough for ground beef to buy it from a couple of shady guys with pallets of room-temperature beef product?
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13h
We live at the bottom of a boiling sea.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 13h
Well to be f
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 13h
That's what we get for chucking a hunk of Warpstone in with the cages at NIMH
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13h
Understandable, really.
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Cadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 13h
“How does it affect your work” well my bosses love my hyperactivity as an incident commander and OOPS NOW YOUR DX IS AT RISK
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13h
Someone needs to ask the designer about their inspiration.
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whoops, excuse me. oh man, my bad. @whoopsexcuseme.bsky.social · 14h
never forget that in 1940 dr. spock said that people should think of babies as little people that you need to teach and nurture with love and understanding and not horrible little monsters that are lower than animals and incapable of feeling and a bunch of people absolutely lost their minds.
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musicalbears.bsky.social @musicalbears.bsky.social · 14h
I looooove my badge from @dbruinart.bsky.social. Y’all should check him out.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 13h
POV: you are a peasant in early modern Europe
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Not Vex as in 🏳️‍🌈 but Vex as in 🏳️‍🌈 @theterroirist.bsky.social · 15h
Ah yes, the problem is clearly that people who go no-contact with their parents are labeling those parents as toxic, abusive, and unsafe. And not, you know, that those estranged parents ARE toxic, abusive, and unsafe to be around. Betcha there's a whole bunch of queer and trans adults involved.
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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 13h
ADHD is one of the few conditions in the DSM where the symptoms are not described in terms of how the person with the condition suffers, but it terms of how much it annoys their parents and teachers. I mention this for no particular reason.
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hibbary.bsky.social @hibbary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feels like I'm sort of starting to make sense of painting. Maybe lol
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13h
I recommend not chewing on rats or breaking open laboratory vials to drink the goo inside.
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve seen this at many households and WHYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 14h
AAAAAAA www.youtube.com/watch?v=G13J...
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cenozoic animals Big Enough (Jimmy Barnes )
YouTube video by horhor
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 14h
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Dr Strangelove War Room
Alt: Dr Strangelove War Room where the President says, "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 14h
It's not a topical comic in that I suspect I'll be posting it every few years for a long time. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/woops PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
3-panel SMBC comic update. A man is checking news headlines on his phone, with the first stating "president raises tariffs; deports workers; starts war." The man says "woops," still looking down at his phone. The final panel shows a scene from earlier, where the man is wishing on a monkey's paw: "Monkey's Paw, I wish people cared about basic economics." One of the fingers on the paw curls ominously.
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Brdt-E @brdte.bsky.social · 15h
His girlfriend Gale She is a border guard A night one specifically because shes an owl
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LMAO #4
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Blue-tongued Skink
a minimalistic drawing of a tube with legs (lizard)
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