Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumCadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 7hThis is what I run into regularly. Frequently! In project meetings! Political pressure from an elected ‘left populist’ D type whose every second goddamn word is ‘but the cost’ for certain public infra that won’t likely affect their reelection chances 3194
Reposted by Coffeemancer Vanvidumsecondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 7hCrow became accidentally important at work when all he wanted was to play with garbage. 61186263
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 7hIf a recipe calls for 24 factorial ounces of melted chocolate, it's important to follow it exactly. 3120
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 8hWatching someone fail hard at Egging On is surprisingly entertaining. 020
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumSirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 9hThat sandwich you got from Chick-fil-A helped to fund this happening. Thanks. 12735358
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumJennifer Kirton @jenktn.bsky.social · 9hYou too can have this in your own backyard, if you don’t mind being yelled at 0142
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 9hI'll start worrying about this if and when there's something more credible and substantive, or if China starts freaking out. Certainly not now. 070
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumAcerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 10h"The baby polar bears outside are free, you can just go and take one" 161
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 10hThey're on some large volumes of powerful drugs in the White House if they think Iran has any incentive to negotiate under such circumstances. 010
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumJoey Politano🏳️🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 11hMusk advocating for Quebec separatism then following it up by saying Alberta & Saskatchewan should leave too gives away this is just about dissolving Canada for being lib, but I'm glad he's too dumb to realize it undermines separatists' chances by further associating them with right-wing Americanism 20738143
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 10hI would absolutely hate being in a position where I had to receive oral briefings and reports. I can read and comprehend writing so much faster and more efficiently than listening to someone trying and failing to give an entertaining oral presentation, so the latter would be wasting my time. 180
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 11hI quite frankly think it's mind boggling that anyone would want to receive a large amount of especially technical information orally rather than in writing, but then many people hate having to read anything and will simply refuse to do it if at all possible. 3150
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumWeremagnus @weremagnus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024It's @c3rmen.bsky.social's otter fighter, Reuben! He was a character in a Redwall-flavored TTRPG campaign that I ran a couple of years ago. 161509353
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumMicah @rincewind.run · 12hthe supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time" 282876648
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumColossal @thisiscolossal.com · 16hHannah Lim, “Golden Tiger Snuff Bottle" www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/10/hann... 08418
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumRobolobo @robo-lobo.bsky.social · 13hSometimes people ask me about my philosophy on learning languages and I just say that one of my best friends was a Czech guy who practiced his English before immigrating to the US after high school by watching Johnny Bravo, and that was delightful for everyone constantly, so I say do like that. 3151
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumKhaiTheBear | COMMS OPEN @khaithebear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Also take this silly drawover in these spooky times. 217340
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumErin S. Pumpkins @erincikanek.bsky.social · 17hPOV: It’s time for pets 47713
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13hThis is why no one asks raccoons about where to find quality meats! 130
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13hAh, right. People who are okay inviting Sam & Nella to their E. Coli-Listeria party. 030
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13hWho is desperate enough for ground beef to buy it from a couple of shady guys with pallets of room-temperature beef product? 6110
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumZack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 13hThat's what we get for chucking a hunk of Warpstone in with the cages at NIMH 021
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumCadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 13h“How does it affect your work” well my bosses love my hyperactivity as an incident commander and OOPS NOW YOUR DX IS AT RISK 1213
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13hSomeone needs to ask the designer about their inspiration. 11429
Reposted by Coffeemancer Vanvidumwhoops, excuse me. oh man, my bad. @whoopsexcuseme.bsky.social · 14hnever forget that in 1940 dr. spock said that people should think of babies as little people that you need to teach and nurture with love and understanding and not horrible little monsters that are lower than animals and incapable of feeling and a bunch of people absolutely lost their minds. 29022
Reposted by Coffeemancer Vanvidummusicalbears.bsky.social @musicalbears.bsky.social · 14hI looooove my badge from @dbruinart.bsky.social. Y’all should check him out. 062
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 13hPOV: you are a peasant in early modern Europe 39712
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumNot Vex as in 🏳️🌈 but Vex as in 🏳️🌈 @theterroirist.bsky.social · 15hAh yes, the problem is clearly that people who go no-contact with their parents are labeling those parents as toxic, abusive, and unsafe. And not, you know, that those estranged parents ARE toxic, abusive, and unsafe to be around. Betcha there's a whole bunch of queer and trans adults involved. 1174
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumElf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 13hADHD is one of the few conditions in the DSM where the symptoms are not described in terms of how the person with the condition suffers, but it terms of how much it annoys their parents and teachers. I mention this for no particular reason. 34915
Reposted by Coffeemancer Vanvidumhibbary.bsky.social @hibbary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Feels like I'm sort of starting to make sense of painting. Maybe lol 1237874
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 13hI recommend not chewing on rats or breaking open laboratory vials to drink the goo inside. 151
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumHudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 14hI’ve seen this at many households and WHYYYYYYYYY!?!?!? 8152
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 14hAAAAAAA www.youtube.com/watch?v=G13J...youtube.comcenozoic animals Big Enough (Jimmy Barnes )YouTube video by horhor 1165
Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 14hWhat is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?static.klipy.comDr Strangelove War RoomAlt: Dr Strangelove War Room where the President says, "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" 180
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumSMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 14hIt's not a topical comic in that I suspect I'll be posting it every few years for a long time. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/woops PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com 531956
Reposted by Coffeemancer VanvidumBrdt-E @brdte.bsky.social · 15hHis girlfriend Gale She is a border guard A night one specifically because shes an owl 211220