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Zack Geminus

@hooski.bsky.social
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Horny on Main - Fortysomething - Chicago - Husky - Still trying to find everyone after the X-odus

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 53m
#Wordle What the absolute fuck? How? How‽ Wordle 1,931 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 2h
It's fun knowing *exactly* what buttons to push to get your friends going.
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 12h
Wahey! The last third of my costume just arrived. Man, this is gonna be awesome
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Personal space? Why would I want that?
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And with that, I have a fridge again.
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For those of you having oodles of fun this weekend, don't forget your Doxy For those of you having a moderate amount of fun, still take your Doxy
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BF: [Cat] you're so cute but so very dumb Me: Man, I know *so many* people like that.
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jesus, did *everyone* have shitty sleep last night?
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have a strong suspicion that all Marines are bottoms. Prove me wrong. Top me if you dare. 😈
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How strange, I got back to my hotel room and my boots aren't just flying off my feet. You'd think they'd fall apart given how much I've been walking the last couple days.
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Clearly I have work to do
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NASTY BEAR @nastybearz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Big bottom - Small top is the best combo for a good time💦
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh look! It me!
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So uh, had a free moment alone in my hotel room...
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tired of getting cockblocked by work, even on the weekends. Maybe *next* BearUnion ...
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man, I got a reverse rainbow on today's Connections, but it's *meaaaan*
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That moment someone suggests an idea that you didn't know you wanted, and you now can't stop thinking about it.
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Three questions Do you get stuck when you fuck? Do you fuck your friends? ...Wanna be friends? 😉
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saw someone post "guess whose birthday it is!" and my neurospicy brain went, "well, given how many people their are and how few days in a year, I'm gonna say 21-22 million people"
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Right, someone come fuck me into bed. *off-stage whispering* I said what I said and I meant what I said.
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh look, it's @the-goon-tycoon.bsky.social as soon as he's off work, only more reposts than likes 😉
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"What is your sexuality?" "I'm Gillian Fucking Anderson. I *AM* Sexuality."
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You know what's great? Having sex with your friends. You should try it sometime. Btw, you know *we're* friends, right?
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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not to slut shame, but some of you could be sluttier
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I will say, it's super fun knowing exactly which (horny) buttons to push with some friends. 😈
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can someone start a list of any food that hasn't been recalled? Should be quick. It's a short list.
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Man, I'm glad I have it available, but public transit takes so long sometimes
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think Costco missed an opportunity when they didn't call it Costconut Water
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm just saying, while I appreciate the oinks and woofs and all the attention, if you're in, like, Brazil, as hot as you are, it's probably not happening any time soon.
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So, if you're doing chastity Are you up to no wood?
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My request for this #FCF is that all the FCs go in my A. So form an orderly Q and pump me full of C
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Huh. It is interesting to see how much it has changed recently.
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not me walking into my bedroom and thinking "why the hell does it smell like neoprene? ... ...oh yeah!"
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For those who get into it, why chastity?
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm down to "if I fall asleep right now, I can sleep for an hour and a half" ...fuck this night.
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Alas, Poor Hooski. I knew him Pupatio
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just going to sit here and sigh forever
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm learning I'm very much a "flirt, but panic when it works" kind of person I need to work on that
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There's an odd feeling that comes from a stranger passing you on the street and saying "I like your beard" (thanks!) and then finding out from the friend that was walking with you that they also said, under their breath, "can I sit on it?" I... I... What? Now I'm all blushy.
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
...Paws make it very hard to use my phone...
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey Pups and Handlers, I got a bit of a different one for you today. Those who've met me in person know I'm a large-framed individual (those who don't, 6'3", 260#s, size 13W shoes, etc) with hands/paws to match, to the point I'm finding it difficult to find pup gear that fits.
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band/artist bigger: Purple Disco Factory GUNARMADA The Glitch Riot Evacuation! At the Disco Manfred Mann's Solar System Band Magic Armory My Chemical Engagement Ariana Venti
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Costco was full of gays (many of whom were in slutty little shorts) and there was at least one guy I saw and had to do a double-take and wonder if I recognized him and if so, from where
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Small Top/big bottom... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that's always hot
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Man, this entire month has been a whole lotta' no-sex. Had to cancel plans for Market Days because I got sick, stayed sick until the next weekend. This weekend the universe says no again. Ugh. Next month will be better, it has to
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Do I know any pups who actually bought that human-sized dog bed? Wondering what folks think of it
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When someone complains that "oh, I'm too thick to top" all I can think is "why do you surround yourself with bottoms who have a skill issue?" Too thick, what even *is* that?
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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well this was mildly terrifying. Turns out BSky just hiccuped and marked all my notifications as "New" again
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