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in this thread is a competition of who can have the coldest take possible, i'll start: water lowkey hydrating as fuck

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porn parody of the nbc sitcom: the orifice

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gonna use this method to replace shaving my face and report back

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i mean maybe partly but consider how much strain can happen to a dairy cow specifically bred and raised to produce a ton of milk

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i thought up "bra for cows" and quickly learned that it is a real thing that exists for completely practical reasons

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i mean he absolutely would i'm just rolling it around in my head to think about if francesca would on a lark

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welcome back gavin newsom

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cant help but notice he hasn't even moved a finger to excommunicate the fascist vice president. getting the vibe he doesn't have much of a problem with that.

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idk what i hate more: algospeak, spelling words out like i'm 4, or c*nsoring words

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what would glenn beck pick from the criterion closet

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its so cool that he can just commit treason to the letter many times and it doesn't matter to like a solid contingent of the country. cool rules based order we have.

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i wonder if vince imagines after kim left there was a period of time where he crashed out and had a fling with francesca

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wow i just want to be loved unconditionally by someone beautiful without putting in any work at all or leaving the house is that too much to ask?

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why is it so important that the philosophy be shaped like that anyway

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i mean that was broadly my understanding of my friend group as well until i learned that 2 of them were swapping nude photos of another friend of mine without her knowing

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i knew a guy for through most of high school and college and when i found out he had shared nude photos of his girlfriend with a mutual friend i stopped talking to either of them

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every college in the country has "that one rapey frat" and the other frats aren't much better that's just the one that got a reputation

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every time you post like this i have to do a double take to determine if its about sports or something Awesome happened

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we already know what he'd do he'd blow his brains out and i'd make jokes about it online

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i mean realistically he should probably be the first one to go if the dems are serious

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like i dont think you, or anyone else, is wrong to do it, but its just another indignity on top of everything else

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