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Van Hammer

@vanhammer.bsky.social
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Bisexual disaster with lots of opinions and full of shit. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Gamer Nerd Tinker Hobbyist Idiot with a screwdriver 🪛

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
By artist Léo Forest.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love that the entire arc of the original Alien movie is if the men had just listened to the woman, they wouldn't have died.
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Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the year is 1996. I am diving deep into the world of video games to escape the hell that is the world around me. the year is 2006. I am diving deep into the world of video games to escape the hell that is the world around me. the year is 2026. I am diving deep into the world of video games to es
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
gm
Angry cat seen snarling through a magnifying glass
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"Homo the Long Way" ASTER @honeybearaster.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
AI HAS NO PLACE IN THE CREATIVE SPHERE AI CAN NEVER REPLACE HUMAN ARTISTS AI DOESN'T UNDERSTAND STYLIZATION AI DOESN'T UNDERSTAND EMOTION AI DOESN'T UNDERSTAND FUCKING ANYTHING PICK UP. THE FUCKING. PENCIL. YOU HAVE A CREATIVE BONE IN YOU. USE IT.
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Amber 🦁 @sndlstudio.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
black stockings have always been hot
A post-impressionism oil painting depicting a nude woman wearing black stockings in a dimly lit interior setting, likely a domestic scene
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
DOJ #CoverUp #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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Aasa T 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @rosgakori.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Anyways.
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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Renegade Kangaroo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I cant stop thinking about this old Tumblr post. As a long time teacher, I can confirm this artwork is still everywhere because we were still using materials that were there when I was a kid. This art style wasn't allowed in my classroom, I've always loathed it haha
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selfcaregamer @selfcaregamer.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I have an afternoon doctor's appointment, so obviously I'm in waiting mode 🙂
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🦇Sorawolfkiba🎃👑 @sorawolfkiba.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If you feel overwhelmed just think of nice things. People you love. Things you enjoy. Take calming breaths in and out. You are absolutely wonderful and shouldn't beat yourself up over things you can't control. Ignore toxic people, vibe with the good ones. Life is beautiful with you in it. 💖🫂
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Van Hammer @vanhammer.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Would it be too blasphemous to create a Star Wars 5e statblock for the USS Enterprise?
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
[sneeze one] bless you [sneeze two] bless you [sneeze three] you are under arrest
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 25/07/2025
when i was 13 years old i saw pitch black and the chronicles of riddick & i thought richard b riddick was the coolest guy you could possibly imagine and i was right, ive never changed my opinion
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I don’t want to work. I want to eat Pizza Rolls and play video games all day.
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MegaMatt @megamattx86.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
With the amount of hairs falling out of my head daily, it's amazing I haven't been implicated in any local crime scenes.
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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
“From The Depths,” William Balfour Ker
“From the depths” by William Balfour-Ker. A lavish party of the wealth is interrupted by an upraised fist breaking through their dance floor; underneath we can see the entire party venue is built on the shoulders of the marginalized and lower classes.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Good morning, just a reminder that an entire system was built on our insecurities, profits off them, and charges us excessive amounts for the “fixes” they create but what’s really expensive is the time we spend chasing a fix because we don’t get time back.
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𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷🤘🎸💙 @redfives.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Morning y'all & happy Fridayyy! ☕️🥱 Hope everyone has a great weekend! ✨🖤
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Sam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
DM: Ready to play? Player: Yep! Quick question, do we use encumbrance? DM: Not in my games, no. Player: Okie dokie! DM: The only weight you have to deal with is the weight of your actions. #DnD
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Christine Is Fed Up With Republicans @coralgableswang.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Engineer Brains @hhackenbecker.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
When you discover a year-old potato in the back of the pantry cupboard:
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Dr. L., 🌊 🦋 @bluekentucky.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Temple of Set @settemple.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Chances are the FBI agent that monitors you is getting fired soon. Soon it'll be time for you to look up how to make tannerite.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/02/2025
MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK 1. Consciousness 2. Respiration 3. I petted several cats 4. Consumed pizza 5. Strategic AND tactical napping
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edenstein ˚꩜。 @beepzelbub.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
craving another piercing…..
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
if anyone could do anything about any of this that’d be so appreciated
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ALICEWORKS @aliceworks.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
National egg shortage (they all finally started taking hrt)
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Stressy&Depressy @ragereadrally.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
When @resist.bot asks you for a prompt so it can write you a letter to send to your senators (But jokes aside, it generated a wonderfully-worded and professional letter and you should all do this right now)
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Chelsea Daniel @chelsdaniel.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Captain Marvel 🌟 (Avengers United Infinity Comic #6 - Derek Landy, Phillip Sevy, Erick Arciniega, and Joe Sabino) #CaptainMarvel #CarolDanvers #Avengers #Marvel #MarvelComics
Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers)
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hodgesart @hodgesart.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours. I’m currently working on a new version.
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Rev. Shawn Proctor @revshawn.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
hey boss sorry i’m late it’s just that humanity was a mistake
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 13/01/2025
Pin-up gothic armour girl Ebenholz
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Freya🪻 @flarebeams.northsky.social · 13/01/2025
Shoutout to boobs and having them
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Mills 🏳️‍⚧️ @thepuninyangamer.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I need to cuddle my wife, and sleep in her soft arms =w=
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Do I love video games? Yes. Am I a terrible video game player? Also yes.
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zara🐛🏳️‍🌈 @osnapitszara.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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Hyuponia "Neverlaugh" Halfmirage @lalala-doomsday.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
my new year's resolution is 1024x768
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>PLANET_BLUTO ⚡ @planet-bluto.net · 30/12/2024
This is optimal.
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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Van Hammer @vanhammer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I started with Marvel Universe RPG (2003). I was *obsessed* with this game for a long time. Then I started D&D 3.5e, when it was the newest edition. Marvel stayed my favorite for a long time. I now play D&D 5e (among others), but have since dropped Marvel for want of players to join me.
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Funny comic strip. A beaver stands beside a flowing river, “I must stop this”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
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