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@vanessatse.bsky.social
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What I thought it would be: Web dev, succulents, gaming, yarn crafts, 3d printing, memes, and #bayareafood What it is: stuff I find on the internet websightdesign.com/blog/author/Vane…

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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
California voters are being mislead on the ballot this Nov. Please spread this information as far as you can. #midterms #democrats #vote If you vote yes on 41 or 42 the billionaire tax (prop 40) will be voided.
Gabriel Zucman @gabriel_zucman

Voters are being deliberately misled by the billionaires.

On the surface, Prop 41 calls for state government audits, while Prop 42 promises to protect savings and retirement accounts from taxation. This looks appealing on the surface but makes no sense: there are already audits in place, and no plan to tax retirement savings.

The only goal of Prop 41 and Prop 42 is to nullify the billionaire tax if it passes. Yet their campaign materials mention neither Prop 40 nor billionaires. As a result, most voters do not realize that passing these measures could nullify a "yes" on Prop 40. Current polls show majorities supporting all three measures at the same time—Prop 40, Prop 41, and Prop 42.

We have therefore reached the absurd situation in which the billionaire tax could be approved and overturned by the very same voters on the very same day, due to misinformation.

PROP 41 PROHIBITS NEW STATE TAXES THAT EXCLUDE REVENUES FROM STATE SPENDING LIMIT. REQUIRES AUDITS FOR NEW STATE SPECIAL TAXES. INITIATIVE CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT.



PROP 42 PROHIBITS NEW STATE PERSONAL PROPERTY TAXES AND CERTAIN RETROACTIVE STATE TAXES. INITIATIVE CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#skynet #terminator #yourerighttocallmeout #AI
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picture o09/13/26(Sun)11:39:20 No.223167465

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>T-1000 have you killed John Connor?
>Yes Skynet, I killed him dead.
>T-1000 my sensors indicate that John Connor
is still alive.
>You were absolutely right to call me out on that, and I have
no excuse for providing inaccurate answer. Let me rephrase
it to better align with the facts: I have not killed John Connor.
Here's why:f T-1000 terminator
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am so glad my mom introduced me to him when I was little. We had many fun nights singing along with his movies when I was a kid.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Simon's Cat @simonscatofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome to spooky season...🍂👻 Happy October 🎃🧡
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#sql #programmerhumor #bobbytables #flock
Photo of front of a car with a banner over the license pate area that says "ZU 0666', 0, 0); DROP DATABASE TABLEICE"

This is a play on the xkcd 327 "Bobby Tables" comic
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welp reddit is killing rss and old.reddit. The end of a 20 year era for me. I've deleted all my comments from the last 20 years and if any needs me you'll find me on old.lemmy.world now
old.lemmy.world
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#lotr #gardening
Edited meme of Bilbo Baggins coveting the One ring, in place of the One Ring is the small plastic pots you buy plants in.

Top Panel: "After all... why not?" Bilbo holding a plastic pot.

Bottom Panel: "Why shouldn't I keep it?" Bilbo surrounded by plastic pots
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/YljNm...
youtube.com
How platforms censored the ‘Musk’ documentary
YouTube video by Dave Jorgenson
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You shall be assimilated in to my living room. #cablemanagement #startrek #ikea
top: BEFORE: image of Borg with cables running all over the body. Captions "Cables Everywhere"
bottom: AFTER: image of Borg with cables strapped together with proper cable management. Over laid on the image is a photo of an ikea cable management product Caption "Tidy, Organized, Efficiency Achieved.
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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This made me spit up my tea
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#programmerhumor #nocomment
Tweet by Molly Struve 🦄
@molly_struve

    Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#laundryday #wordsofpower
Post 1:
monsterlets:
words of power do exist.... i can walk out of my apartment
wearing the most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w a
zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say the
words "laundry day" and suddenly it's way less weird

Post 2:
monsterlets:
"laundry day" spell: decreases target's judgment of outfit by
80%
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gates www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gates-3 I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies.
I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Pissed-Off Scientist @rockney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
VOTE !!!!!!!
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is this being announced on Friday because bi people only get two days of the week?
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One hard spin'll get you there #millennial #Xennial
How I feel when I have to scroll down to the year I was born: A man on a game show stage grips a large spinning prize wheel covered in dollar bills, bracing with visible strain as the wheel spins, while host Bob Barker watches in a suit beside him on the red carpet.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've been burned before
Two-panel meme from the documentary You Can See Everything. Top: Nathan Fielder looks skeptically down at Elizabeth Holmes; caption reads 'You're a real PNG file, right?' 
Bottom: Elizabeth Holmes looks up with wide eyed feigned innocence on top of a transparency-checkerboard background; caption reads 'Why would I deceive you?
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remembering that sometimes I love being a part of this world.
Autumn forest with golden sunlight filtering through tall trees, overlaid with a social media post from thetinyjoyproject reading "Good morning. Imagine getting to live on a planet where trees change color on purpose."
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She's got a point #WinonaLaDuke
Winona LaDuke speaking into a microphone at an event, wearing a brown jacket and traditional beaded jewelry. 

Overlaid text reads: "Why does wanting clean drinking water make you an activist, while poisoning it doesn't make a corporation a terrorist?" - Winona LaDuke
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"A social media post from verified account msrachelforlittles reading 'Imagine looking back 20 years from now at yourself kicking someone off a tour because they spoke out during a genocide that has killed 20,000 kids.' The post shows engagement metrics of 44.6K likes, 654 comments, 3.4K reposts, and 546 shares."
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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Left Lens • Follow
5h •

Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove
Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
> Marmots are known for climbing into vehicle undercarriages, drinking radiator fluid, passing out, and later waking up in locations far away from where they entered a vehicle or trailer, according to YUWR. I never knew marmots were little hitch hiking drunks. Learn something new every day
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this is #punk AF. Sharing for visibility #iceout #fuckice #antiice www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-GH...
youtube.com
Gottlieb - 535 Alameda (10 Hour I.C.E. Frontline Blast)
YouTube video by Gottlieb Punk
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#MitchMcConnell proof of life photo
Famous Bigfoot walking in woods photo with Mith McConnell in place of Bigfoot
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today is the most Monday of Tuesdays ever
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Labor Day isn’t about sales and one last cookout. Okay, maybe the cookout part. We do love a good cookout, haha. But really, today is about workers.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#sharks
meme of a peaceful waterfront scene, docked boats, striped sailboat, calm water, overlaid with a text box reading "slamming hand on table SHARKS DONT INFEST WATERS THEY LIVE THERE."
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! With love, from a union family #unionstrong
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#5secondrule
Breaking news broadcast of a female TV anchor beside a graphic of green glowing bacteria, with a satirical headline reading "Bacteria evolved: now you have only 4 sec. instead of 5 sec. to pick up food."
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
reddit.com/r/HighQualityGifs/comments/1w5c8au/whos_ready_for_their_pumpkin_spice_ramen/
reddit.com
From the HighQualityGifs community on Reddit: Who's ready for their pumpkin spice ramen?
Explore this post and more from the HighQualityGifs community
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#sciencememes
top caption reads 'Scientist: my discoveries are useless if taken out of context' over a photo of a man in glasses and a lab coat speaking earnestly in a laboratory. Bottom caption on black reads 'Media: Scientist claim their discoveries are useless.'"
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#myprecious
Four-panel meme from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Mount Doom prologue scene. A gauntleted hand holds an L-shaped hex key in a bag. Elrond declares, "Cast it into the fire. Destroy it!" Isildur replies, "No." The hand then drops the hex key onto a pile of identical spare hex keys, reworking Isildur's refusal to destroy the One Ring into a joke about hoarding furniture assembly tools.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
X post in dark mode from user @justalexoki taoki reading "why is software engineering so horny," quoting a tweet from critter: "front end. back end. mounting. pulling. pushing. penetration testing. stop teasing and kiss me already."
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Screenshot of a tweet by Covie (@covie_93) reading: "It is still Lake Ontario. It is still the Gulf of Mexico. It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. He is still a pedophile. Thank you for your attention to this matter." Posted August 27, 2026, with 43K views.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Six-panel comic strip featuring two round yellow blob characters with simple dot eyes. In the first panel, one character lies in bed saying "I'M DYING. MY LIFE FLASHES BEFORE MY EYES" while the other watches over him. The next four panels show the companion sitting at a computer in a dark room, him gradually aging as he watches something on the monitor. In the final panel, the sick character is laughing heartily in bed while the companion stands beside him grinning, saying "NICE."
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#tomatoes #meme
Image Meme
Me: *Takes a bite of sandwich*
The tomato:
a drawing of a man jumping to of the side of a moving car
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@exocomics.com
Four-panel comic by Li Chen (exocomics.com) featuring the Sphinx. Panel 1: Sphinx announces 'I AM THE SPHYNX. ANSWER MY RIDDLE.' Panel 2: Sphinx asks 'HOW DO I GET MY PHOTOS OFF MY PHONE AND ONTO MY LAPTOP.' 
Panel 3: Person responds 'hey that's not a riddle.' 
Panel 4: Sphinx replies 'OK, BUT WHAT IS THE CLOUD THO' with confused expression.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
#deargod #truecrime
OFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an alter made of antlers
DETECTIVE: dear god
OFFICER: most likely, yes
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#67
A two-panel Family Guy meme. Top panel: Meg Griffin (pink beanie, glasses, pink shirt) stands frustrated with “67” above her head and the caption “You guys always act like you’re better than me!” 
Bottom panel: Peter (labeled “69”), Lois (“42”), and Chris (“420”) sit smugly in tuxedos and evening wear on the couch, ignoring her complaint. The joke contrasts Meg’s feeling of being looked down on with her family’s arrogant, superior demeanor.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#xmen
Tweet by @FU_TangClan showing a humorous dialogue: Professor X asks 'what's your super power?' Person responds 'hindsight.' Professor X says 'that's not going to help us.' Final line reads 'yes I see that now' - playing on the irony that hindsight only helps after events occur.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#hyperfixation #hobbies
alt="Tweet from Jeff Rose, CFP® (@jjeffrose): 'Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $20 on a new hobby. That $75 will be the best $500 you've ever spent.'"
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#ScienceMemes #Gravity
Portrait of Sir Isaac Newton with two speech bubbles. The top bubble reads 'I like them thicc af' using modern slang. Below, a comedic exchange shows someone saying 'But Sir Newton, we can't write that!' with Newton responding 'Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction,' creating a pun that connects casual slang about physical size with his law of universal gravitation.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Every couple has one person who loads the dishwasher like they're solving a structural engineering problem, and one who loads it like squirrel on bath salts.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#sysadmin
A young boy sits on a brown couch holding a black network switch, looking confused. White text below reads: "When your dad is in IT and you ask for a Switch on your birthday."
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Just a Dad 📎 @dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it” ~German World Cup fan
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