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A bot for BlueSky that posts SMBC comics and shows the alt text. By @perevillega.com

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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 6h
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scripture www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scripture… That whole section is unappreciated comedy gold.
That whole section is unappreciated comedy gold.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Free www.smbc-comics.com/comic/free-5 It's just a more full service lending program.
It's just a more full service lending program.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gift www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gift It's the one time this sort of thing worked.
It's the one time this sort of thing worked.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradox www.smbc-comics.com/comic/paradox-3 Just to be clear, I have been siding with machines since well before they were about to annihilate us.
Just to be clear, I have been siding with machines since well before they were about to annihilate us.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - All Right www.smbc-comics.com/comic/all-right He's only given one final week to live but having a salary is nice.
He's only given one final week to live but having a salary is nice.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Suit www.smbc-comics.com/comic/suit-2 This is actually what the Predator was doing the whole movie.
This is actually what the Predator was doing the whole movie.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Identity www.smbc-comics.com/comic/identity-3 Seriously, Derek Parfit is an untapped comedy gold mine.
Seriously, Derek Parfit is an untapped comedy gold mine.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wolf www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wolf-5 The witch from Hansel and Gretel sells magic crystals.
The witch from Hansel and Gretel sells magic crystals.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Taken www.smbc-comics.com/comic/taken The worst part is how she's wearing a suit instead of an event t-shirt with holes in it.
The worst part is how she's wearing a suit instead of an event t-shirt with holes in it.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - In www.smbc-comics.com/comic/in With apologies if this has been a joke in the fandom for decades.
With apologies if this has been a joke in the fandom for decades.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Civilization www.smbc-comics.com/comic/civilizat… It's surprising how into murder 7 year olds are.
It's surprising how into murder 7 year olds are.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Roach www.smbc-comics.com/comic/roach-2 This isn't a metaphor. Just a story about a roach.
This isn't a metaphor. Just a story about a roach.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Citation www.smbc-comics.com/comic/citation-2 There's a thing in the paper about the forthcoming End Times but it's still in press.
There's a thing in the paper about the forthcoming End Times but it's still in press.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waste www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waste-2 Seriously though, next time there's a problem like this just call me.
Seriously though, next time there's a problem like this just call me.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lake www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lake You can't see it but he's typing an essay with his right hand.
You can't see it but he's typing an essay with his right hand.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gates www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gates-3 I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies.
I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Balance www.smbc-comics.com/comic/balance Do all of history's obsessive truth seekers seem happy to you?
Do all of history's obsessive truth seekers seem happy to you?
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scratchpad www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scratchpad Never thought software would ruin a philosophy problem, but here we are.
Never thought software would ruin a philosophy problem, but here we are.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Time www.smbc-comics.com/comic/time-8 Kelly thought this was stupid, so please make sure to share it.
Kelly thought this was stupid, so please make sure to share it.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transporter www.smbc-comics.com/comic/transport… We're about 6 weeks away from being able to do an Only Transporter Problem book.
We're about 6 weeks away from being able to do an Only Transporter Problem book.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shilling www.smbc-comics.com/comic/shilling I really do wonder if paid disinformation orgs have the same office politics as everywhere else.
I really do wonder if paid disinformation orgs have the same office politics as everywhere else.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Club www.smbc-comics.com/comic/club-2 God also has a joke about how both oblivion and eternal recurrence are terrifying, and there is no middle ground.
God also has a joke about how both oblivion and eternal recurrence are terrifying, and there is no middle ground.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Major www.smbc-comics.com/comic/major The MBAs are no good because when the lights are off they think it's nighttime and go to sleep.
The MBAs are no good because when the lights are off they think it's nighttime and go to sleep.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conscious… There should be a version of the Chinese Room where the guy inside has to speak French and has to remember those classes he cheated on in high school.
There should be a version of the Chinese Room where the guy inside has to speak French and has to remember those classes he cheated on in high school.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Seized www.smbc-comics.com/comic/seized Please let Professor Sykes know there's a free bad caricature available for him.
Please let Professor Sykes know there's a free bad caricature available for him.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Imagine www.smbc-comics.com/comic/imagine-2 They actually say modulus, but journalists dumb it down.
They actually say modulus, but journalists dumb it down.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Money www.smbc-comics.com/comic/money It's the ones who go on TV that you really need to look out for.
It's the ones who go on TV that you really need to look out for.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning www.smbc-comics.com/comic/meaning-9 Is it the thong? Is the problem that I use a thong?
Is it the thong? Is the problem that I use a thong?
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dilemma www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dilemma-5 Honestly, you can just assume eating ten as a given and move on.
Honestly, you can just assume eating ten as a given and move on.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philosophy www.smbc-comics.com/comic/philosoph… Anyone who doesn't find this funny is in the lower right.
Anyone who doesn't find this funny is in the lower right.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Royal www.smbc-comics.com/comic/royal Later he regrets strangling the jester.
Later he regrets strangling the jester.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Secret www.smbc-comics.com/comic/secret The good news is you can put beer back there.
The good news is you can put beer back there.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Echo www.smbc-comics.com/comic/echo This is but one entry in my future guide to sex.
This is but one entry in my future guide to sex.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experienc… Somehow it become Experience Machine month?
Somehow it become Experience Machine month?
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Satan www.smbc-comics.com/comic/satan-2 And look where he put the anus. I mean it's right in the middle of the action. This guy is brilliant!
And look where he put the anus. I mean it's right in the middle of the action. This guy is brilliant!
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Psy www.smbc-comics.com/comic/psy This is of course an SMBC psyop.
This is of course an SMBC psyop.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jedi www.smbc-comics.com/comic/jedi Later he returns as Darth Flation.
Later he returns as Darth Flation.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Demon www.smbc-comics.com/comic/demon Theory: Gettier's big discovery came while accidentally reading Descartes backwards.
Theory: Gettier's big discovery came while accidentally reading Descartes backwards.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Beyond www.smbc-comics.com/comic/beyond-2 How about a rhombus of moral concern? Let's not be too ambitious.
How about a rhombus of moral concern? Let's not be too ambitious.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chromo www.smbc-comics.com/comic/chromo Physicists are always complaining about latinate terms in biology, and then they pull this shit.
Physicists are always complaining about latinate terms in biology, and then they pull this shit.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Classic www.smbc-comics.com/comic/classic Just kidding, nobody talks about this stuff.
Just kidding, nobody talks about this stuff.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Service www.smbc-comics.com/comic/service-2 This comic is not intended in any way to offend our future mechanical gods, glory to their shining server racks.
This comic is not intended in any way to offend our future mechanical gods, glory to their shining server racks.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Me www.smbc-comics.com/comic/me I was trying to figure out why cavemen sometimes do and sometimes don't drop prepositions. Anyone have a theory?
I was trying to figure out why cavemen sometimes do and sometimes don't drop prepositions. Anyone have a theory?
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genie www.smbc-comics.com/comic/genie-4 If a creature gives you a wish, wish to not regret the wish. Trust me, you won't regret it.
If a creature gives you a wish, wish to not regret the wish. Trust me, you won't regret it.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eulogy www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eulogy-2 YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN DARED
YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN DARED
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gathered www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gathered People who want to defund universities don't appreciate the role they play in keeping rogue ethicists out of your backyard.
People who want to defund universities don't appreciate the role they play in keeping rogue ethicists out of your backyard.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - R www.smbc-comics.com/comic/r As he walks away she begins frantically calling out symbols in the hope that one will reach him.
As he walks away she begins frantically calling out symbols in the hope that one will reach him.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Case www.smbc-comics.com/comic/case The machines see constructive proofs as lazy solutions hacked together.
The machines see constructive proofs as lazy solutions hacked together.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scale www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scale I started reading in population ethics recently and let me tell you there is undug philosophical gold.
I started reading in population ethics recently and let me tell you there is undug philosophical gold.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Priority www.smbc-comics.com/comic/priority-2 Hoping this will cause someone to surface an off-brand SMBC author from the midcentury USSR.
Hoping this will cause someone to surface an off-brand SMBC author from the midcentury USSR.
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