SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 6hSaturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scripture www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scripture… That whole section is unappreciated comedy gold. 090
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Free www.smbc-comics.com/comic/free-5 It's just a more full service lending program. 071
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gift www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gift It's the one time this sort of thing worked. 070
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradox www.smbc-comics.com/comic/paradox-3 Just to be clear, I have been siding with machines since well before they were about to annihilate us. 082
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - All Right www.smbc-comics.com/comic/all-right He's only given one final week to live but having a salary is nice. 060
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Suit www.smbc-comics.com/comic/suit-2 This is actually what the Predator was doing the whole movie. 092
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Identity www.smbc-comics.com/comic/identity-3 Seriously, Derek Parfit is an untapped comedy gold mine. 091
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wolf www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wolf-5 The witch from Hansel and Gretel sells magic crystals. 081
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Taken www.smbc-comics.com/comic/taken The worst part is how she's wearing a suit instead of an event t-shirt with holes in it. 0100
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - In www.smbc-comics.com/comic/in With apologies if this has been a joke in the fandom for decades. 2150
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Civilization www.smbc-comics.com/comic/civilizat… It's surprising how into murder 7 year olds are. 1422
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Roach www.smbc-comics.com/comic/roach-2 This isn't a metaphor. Just a story about a roach. 0170
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Citation www.smbc-comics.com/comic/citation-2 There's a thing in the paper about the forthcoming End Times but it's still in press. 021
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waste www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waste-2 Seriously though, next time there's a problem like this just call me. 080
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lake www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lake You can't see it but he's typing an essay with his right hand. 090
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gates www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gates-3 I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies. 0154
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Balance www.smbc-comics.com/comic/balance Do all of history's obsessive truth seekers seem happy to you? 081
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scratchpad www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scratchpad Never thought software would ruin a philosophy problem, but here we are. 0101
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Time www.smbc-comics.com/comic/time-8 Kelly thought this was stupid, so please make sure to share it. 080
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transporter www.smbc-comics.com/comic/transport… We're about 6 weeks away from being able to do an Only Transporter Problem book. 091
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shilling www.smbc-comics.com/comic/shilling I really do wonder if paid disinformation orgs have the same office politics as everywhere else. 1123
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Club www.smbc-comics.com/comic/club-2 God also has a joke about how both oblivion and eternal recurrence are terrifying, and there is no middle ground. 050
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Major www.smbc-comics.com/comic/major The MBAs are no good because when the lights are off they think it's nighttime and go to sleep. 1100
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conscious… There should be a version of the Chinese Room where the guy inside has to speak French and has to remember those classes he cheated on in high school. 080
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Seized www.smbc-comics.com/comic/seized Please let Professor Sykes know there's a free bad caricature available for him. 0110
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Imagine www.smbc-comics.com/comic/imagine-2 They actually say modulus, but journalists dumb it down. 080
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Money www.smbc-comics.com/comic/money It's the ones who go on TV that you really need to look out for. 0172
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning www.smbc-comics.com/comic/meaning-9 Is it the thong? Is the problem that I use a thong? 060
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dilemma www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dilemma-5 Honestly, you can just assume eating ten as a given and move on. 040
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philosophy www.smbc-comics.com/comic/philosoph… Anyone who doesn't find this funny is in the lower right. 030
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Royal www.smbc-comics.com/comic/royal Later he regrets strangling the jester. 070
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Secret www.smbc-comics.com/comic/secret The good news is you can put beer back there. 091
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Echo www.smbc-comics.com/comic/echo This is but one entry in my future guide to sex. 0112
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experienc… Somehow it become Experience Machine month? 070
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Satan www.smbc-comics.com/comic/satan-2 And look where he put the anus. I mean it's right in the middle of the action. This guy is brilliant! 061
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Psy www.smbc-comics.com/comic/psy This is of course an SMBC psyop. 074
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jedi www.smbc-comics.com/comic/jedi Later he returns as Darth Flation. 072
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Demon www.smbc-comics.com/comic/demon Theory: Gettier's big discovery came while accidentally reading Descartes backwards. 0101
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Beyond www.smbc-comics.com/comic/beyond-2 How about a rhombus of moral concern? Let's not be too ambitious. 0120
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chromo www.smbc-comics.com/comic/chromo Physicists are always complaining about latinate terms in biology, and then they pull this shit. 082
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Classic www.smbc-comics.com/comic/classic Just kidding, nobody talks about this stuff. 0142
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Service www.smbc-comics.com/comic/service-2 This comic is not intended in any way to offend our future mechanical gods, glory to their shining server racks. 041
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Me www.smbc-comics.com/comic/me I was trying to figure out why cavemen sometimes do and sometimes don't drop prepositions. Anyone have a theory? 0112
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genie www.smbc-comics.com/comic/genie-4 If a creature gives you a wish, wish to not regret the wish. Trust me, you won't regret it. 0140
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eulogy www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eulogy-2 YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN DARED 0133
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gathered www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gathered People who want to defund universities don't appreciate the role they play in keeping rogue ethicists out of your backyard. 0120
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - R www.smbc-comics.com/comic/r As he walks away she begins frantically calling out symbols in the hope that one will reach him. 0100
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Case www.smbc-comics.com/comic/case The machines see constructive proofs as lazy solutions hacked together. 071
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scale www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scale I started reading in population ethics recently and let me tell you there is undug philosophical gold. 0101
SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Priority www.smbc-comics.com/comic/priority-2 Hoping this will cause someone to surface an off-brand SMBC author from the midcentury USSR. 060