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@vanessatse.bsky.social
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What I thought it would be: Web dev, succulents, gaming, yarn crafts, 3d printing, memes, and #bayareafood What it is: stuff I find on the internet websightdesign.com/blog/author/Vane…

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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 2h
#lotr #gardening
Edited meme of Bilbo Baggins coveting the One ring, in place of the One Ring is the small plastic pots you buy plants in.

Top Panel: "After all... why not?" Bilbo holding a plastic pot.

Bottom Panel: "Why shouldn't I keep it?" Bilbo surrounded by plastic pots
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/YljNm...
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How platforms censored the ‘Musk’ documentary
YouTube video by Dave Jorgenson
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You shall be assimilated in to my living room. #cablemanagement #startrek #ikea
top: BEFORE: image of Borg with cables running all over the body. Captions "Cables Everywhere"
bottom: AFTER: image of Borg with cables strapped together with proper cable management. Over laid on the image is a photo of an ikea cable management product Caption "Tidy, Organized, Efficiency Achieved.
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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This made me spit up my tea
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#programmerhumor #nocomment
Tweet by Molly Struve 🦄
@molly_struve

    Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#laundryday #wordsofpower
Post 1:
monsterlets:
words of power do exist.... i can walk out of my apartment
wearing the most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w a
zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say the
words "laundry day" and suddenly it's way less weird

Post 2:
monsterlets:
"laundry day" spell: decreases target's judgment of outfit by
80%
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gates www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gates-3 I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies.
I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Pissed-Off Scientist @rockney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
VOTE !!!!!!!
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One hard spin'll get you there #millennial #Xennial
How I feel when I have to scroll down to the year I was born: A man on a game show stage grips a large spinning prize wheel covered in dollar bills, bracing with visible strain as the wheel spins, while host Bob Barker watches in a suit beside him on the red carpet.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've been burned before
Two-panel meme from the documentary You Can See Everything. Top: Nathan Fielder looks skeptically down at Elizabeth Holmes; caption reads 'You're a real PNG file, right?' 
Bottom: Elizabeth Holmes looks up with wide eyed feigned innocence on top of a transparency-checkerboard background; caption reads 'Why would I deceive you?
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remembering that sometimes I love being a part of this world.
Autumn forest with golden sunlight filtering through tall trees, overlaid with a social media post from thetinyjoyproject reading "Good morning. Imagine getting to live on a planet where trees change color on purpose."
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She's got a point #WinonaLaDuke
Winona LaDuke speaking into a microphone at an event, wearing a brown jacket and traditional beaded jewelry. 

Overlaid text reads: "Why does wanting clean drinking water make you an activist, while poisoning it doesn't make a corporation a terrorist?" - Winona LaDuke
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"A social media post from verified account msrachelforlittles reading 'Imagine looking back 20 years from now at yourself kicking someone off a tour because they spoke out during a genocide that has killed 20,000 kids.' The post shows engagement metrics of 44.6K likes, 654 comments, 3.4K reposts, and 546 shares."
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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Left Lens • Follow
5h •

Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove
Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this is #punk AF. Sharing for visibility #iceout #fuckice #antiice www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-GH...
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Gottlieb - 535 Alameda (10 Hour I.C.E. Frontline Blast)
YouTube video by Gottlieb Punk
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#MitchMcConnell proof of life photo
Famous Bigfoot walking in woods photo with Mith McConnell in place of Bigfoot
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today is the most Monday of Tuesdays ever
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Labor Day isn’t about sales and one last cookout. Okay, maybe the cookout part. We do love a good cookout, haha. But really, today is about workers.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#sharks
meme of a peaceful waterfront scene, docked boats, striped sailboat, calm water, overlaid with a text box reading "slamming hand on table SHARKS DONT INFEST WATERS THEY LIVE THERE."
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! With love, from a union family #unionstrong
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#5secondrule
Breaking news broadcast of a female TV anchor beside a graphic of green glowing bacteria, with a satirical headline reading "Bacteria evolved: now you have only 4 sec. instead of 5 sec. to pick up food."
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
reddit.com/r/HighQualityGifs/comments/1w5c8au/whos_ready_for_their_pumpkin_spice_ramen/
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From the HighQualityGifs community on Reddit: Who's ready for their pumpkin spice ramen?
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#sciencememes
top caption reads 'Scientist: my discoveries are useless if taken out of context' over a photo of a man in glasses and a lab coat speaking earnestly in a laboratory. Bottom caption on black reads 'Media: Scientist claim their discoveries are useless.'"
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#myprecious
Four-panel meme from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Mount Doom prologue scene. A gauntleted hand holds an L-shaped hex key in a bag. Elrond declares, "Cast it into the fire. Destroy it!" Isildur replies, "No." The hand then drops the hex key onto a pile of identical spare hex keys, reworking Isildur's refusal to destroy the One Ring into a joke about hoarding furniture assembly tools.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
X post in dark mode from user @justalexoki taoki reading "why is software engineering so horny," quoting a tweet from critter: "front end. back end. mounting. pulling. pushing. penetration testing. stop teasing and kiss me already."
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Screenshot of a tweet by Covie (@covie_93) reading: "It is still Lake Ontario. It is still the Gulf of Mexico. It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. He is still a pedophile. Thank you for your attention to this matter." Posted August 27, 2026, with 43K views.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Six-panel comic strip featuring two round yellow blob characters with simple dot eyes. In the first panel, one character lies in bed saying "I'M DYING. MY LIFE FLASHES BEFORE MY EYES" while the other watches over him. The next four panels show the companion sitting at a computer in a dark room, him gradually aging as he watches something on the monitor. In the final panel, the sick character is laughing heartily in bed while the companion stands beside him grinning, saying "NICE."
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#tomatoes #meme
Image Meme
Me: *Takes a bite of sandwich*
The tomato:
a drawing of a man jumping to of the side of a moving car
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@exocomics.com
Four-panel comic by Li Chen (exocomics.com) featuring the Sphinx. Panel 1: Sphinx announces 'I AM THE SPHYNX. ANSWER MY RIDDLE.' Panel 2: Sphinx asks 'HOW DO I GET MY PHOTOS OFF MY PHONE AND ONTO MY LAPTOP.' 
Panel 3: Person responds 'hey that's not a riddle.' 
Panel 4: Sphinx replies 'OK, BUT WHAT IS THE CLOUD THO' with confused expression.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
#deargod #truecrime
OFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an alter made of antlers
DETECTIVE: dear god
OFFICER: most likely, yes
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#67
A two-panel Family Guy meme. Top panel: Meg Griffin (pink beanie, glasses, pink shirt) stands frustrated with “67” above her head and the caption “You guys always act like you’re better than me!” 
Bottom panel: Peter (labeled “69”), Lois (“42”), and Chris (“420”) sit smugly in tuxedos and evening wear on the couch, ignoring her complaint. The joke contrasts Meg’s feeling of being looked down on with her family’s arrogant, superior demeanor.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#xmen
Tweet by @FU_TangClan showing a humorous dialogue: Professor X asks 'what's your super power?' Person responds 'hindsight.' Professor X says 'that's not going to help us.' Final line reads 'yes I see that now' - playing on the irony that hindsight only helps after events occur.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#hyperfixation #hobbies
alt="Tweet from Jeff Rose, CFP® (@jjeffrose): 'Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $20 on a new hobby. That $75 will be the best $500 you've ever spent.'"
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#ScienceMemes #Gravity
Portrait of Sir Isaac Newton with two speech bubbles. The top bubble reads 'I like them thicc af' using modern slang. Below, a comedic exchange shows someone saying 'But Sir Newton, we can't write that!' with Newton responding 'Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction,' creating a pun that connects casual slang about physical size with his law of universal gravitation.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Every couple has one person who loads the dishwasher like they're solving a structural engineering problem, and one who loads it like squirrel on bath salts.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#sysadmin
A young boy sits on a brown couch holding a black network switch, looking confused. White text below reads: "When your dad is in IT and you ask for a Switch on your birthday."
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Just a Dad 📎 @dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it” ~German World Cup fan
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#AIVisibility Tools reviewed for 2026. #AEO #GEO #answerengineoptimization visibility.websightdesign.ai/blog/answer-...
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Answer Engine Optimization Tools: 7 Best AEO Platforms Reviewed for 2026
A practical comparison of the best answer engine optimization tools for 2026. What each platform tracks, what it costs, and which ones are worth it for local and regional businesses.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
X post from @BubbatheOG (display name "BUBBA," verified) reading: "Racism is NOT a touchy subject if you're not fucking racist." Posted 4:58 PM, 6/23/26, 377K views.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Got my first earthquake alert, but it for for a quake 100 miles away
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
#StarTrek #DarmokandJaladatTanagra
Two-part meme image. Top half is a social media post from user "holland" (@thebiggestyee) reading: "hosting one of my guy friends this weekend too. i have no idea how many beers to provide a 27 year old man. 20? 100? i feel like nasa with the tampons." Bottom half shows Dathon, a Tamarian captain from Star Trek: The Next Generation's episode "Darmok," screaming and looking skyward, with bold caption text overlaid reading "NASA, WITH THE TAMPONS."
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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From the MadeMeSmile community on Reddit: I see constant bathroom breaks in their future
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Screenshot of a twitter post by @PatsKam:
"I have a boyfriend" doesn't stop them. "I'm married" doesn't stop them. However, "I love luxury and expensive things" - that one clears the room every time.
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A "Caution Bear In Area" warning sign on a post in the foreground, with a large black bear visible in the background walking across a suburban sidewalk and lawn. Below the photo, two Tumblr comments read: "There he is. The bear in area." followed by user bismuth-soup adding "His arrival was foretold in ancient murals."
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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VeeTeez @vanessatse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Schema stuffing didn't work before and it still won't work. Schema is only part of well rounded tech SEO. Content quality and topical authority are still king in the search world whether is SERPs or AI. #AEO #GEO #SEO #schema #AIvisibility #AI visibility.websightdesign.ai/blog/schema-...
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The Schema Myth: What AI Platforms Actually Use to Decide What to Cite
Schema markup is the default AEO recommendation. Two controlled experiments now show LLMs tokenize JSON-LD as plain text — structured relationships are invisible to AI. Here is what actually drives ci...
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