Matthew Gatesy @valtrex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Happy Sandwich Day to all who celebrate! www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/0... @penny-arcade.com @cwgabriel.bsky.social @tychobrahe.bsky.social 011
Matthew Gatesy @valtrex.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Purple beer? Sure, try it! (The purple color comes from the purple yams used in the brewing.) 010
Matthew Gatesy @valtrex.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Summer Thyme Burger A thick slice of grilled watermelon compliments the feta, rosemary, and thyme-stuffed burger. I was pleasantly surprised with this one, especially with how great grilled watermelon smells! Would make this again. 000
Matthew Gatesy @valtrex.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Don't Get Crème Fraîche with Me Burger This blueberry-stuffed burger is topped with a basil crème fraîche sauce. It was probably the weirdest of these burgers I've tried so far. Not bad, just a little weird. 000
Reposted by Matthew GatesyThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2026Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats 4653371067
Matthew Gatesy @valtrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Coworker: "I wish more people would use this template." Me: "Can we link to it?" Coworker: "No, it's not shared with everyone." Me: *dies* 000
Matthew Gatesy @valtrex.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Thanks to this @pennyarcade.bsky.social comic, my friends and I have been celebrating Sandwich Day every September 5 for 20+ years. Happy Sandwich Day to all who celebrate! www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/0... @tychobrahe.bsky.social @cwgabriel.bsky.social 2301
Matthew Gatesy @valtrex.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The Foot Feta-ish Burger This patty is stuffed with fresh feta and served with mustard, mayo, and Sriracha. It has a slightly salty bite and the peppery crunch of fresh arugula. 010
Matthew Gatesy @valtrex.bsky.social · 01/06/2025The One Man Yam Burger This burger is topped with sweet yam slices and candied bacon. Candied bacon probably sounds like a redundant made-up idea--like extra great amazingness--but it's a real thing. 020
Matthew Gatesy @valtrex.bsky.social · 27/05/2025@stefgilmour.bsky.social, just published the latest in her Alex Steward series, Track the Wolf! If you like fast-paced urban fantasy, enjoyed any of the other books, or want to support an independent artist, grab a copy here: a.co/d/0KHGlt9 #werewolfbooks #urbanfantasyseries #alexstewardseries 231
Matthew Gatesy @valtrex.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger Beef patty topped with mushrooms and a spicy coconut-peanut sauce, served on a sesame seed bun. 000
Matthew Gatesy @valtrex.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Cheeses is Born Burger This burger sounds religious. It's not. It's an all-beef patty flavored with mustard and sauteed mushrooms, tomatoes, and garlic. It's topped with baby Swiss and Jarlsberg (cheeses) and a drizzle of brown gravy. 000
Reposted by Matthew Gatesyyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/03/2025RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER NO I AM NOT KIDDING (1/69) 763054878
Reposted by Matthew GatesyDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Looking for funny on a Friday? Here's an incomplete list of people who make me laugh. 😎 go.bsky.app/JFyiSxk 3613640
Reposted by Matthew GatesyIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Reminder that a lot of fab accounts who are funny are here, in case you need some a those go.bsky.app/Tg2K9bB 2468
Reposted by Matthew GatesyJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 23/12/2024“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry. 614176931802
