Reposted by Jimbo-SlyceLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Reminder: You can and should do whatever the fuck is required to protect your own peace- whatever that looks like for you right now Your peace is your goddamn oxygen mask and you need to put that shit on and strap yourself in first and foremost before anything else, ok? Ok. Now back to shitposting 1452572
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Good morning dudes and dudettes! We survived Monday, but the war isn’t over. Get out there and kick some ass todaymedia.tenor.comthree men in military uniforms salute each otherALT: three men in military uniforms salute each other 000
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Man, I’m trying to find and/or grow that weed that instantly makes you smile, happy, productive, and increases orgasms by 437% Wait, that’s just weed in general. 💨 😶🌫️ 💨 011
Reposted by Jimbo-SlyceDB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I see your comments about being disheartened by [gestures at everything] and the feeling that you need to take a break. I can empathize, but remember, if you step away, you won't see my posts, so be sure to give me your phone number so I can text them to you. 0306
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Bar is organized, inventory has been taken, good to go for next weekend! 020
Reposted by Jimbo-Slyce🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I know fascism is coming for us all thats why im being a slut online while I can 08112
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I’m *watching weather forecast* wild and crazy tonight 000
Reposted by Jimbo-Slycekim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 13/01/2025the guy who invented waking up was a real piece of shit 612716
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Just because I’m doing dry January doesn’t mean I can’t go hunting 010
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Good morning dudes and dudettes! Happy Friday and stay warm! 🥶 ❄️ 000
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I bet we could have some fun with this panoramic roof. 010
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Kiddo has regionals today for public speaking. So proud of her! 120
Reposted by Jimbo-SlyceJames Ceo Of Assholes @lordoffuckery.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Grab her hips and fuck her back. 143
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Happy Thursday dudes and dudettes!!!! Your motivational pep talk for today. 010
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Alright, I’m off to bed. Goodnight dudes and dudettes 000
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 09/01/2025What a lonnnnng ass day. Not a bad one, but fuck what a long day 😂 000
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Can’t talk, making plans to do nothing. Sorry 000
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Off early, hell yeahmedia.tenor.coma picture of a camel with the words `` happy humpday ! good morning '' on it .ALT: a picture of a camel with the words `` happy humpday ! good morning '' on it . 000
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 08/01/2025@cannabisflower.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma man in a white tank top and hat is standing on a boat in the ocean .ALT: a man in a white tank top and hat is standing on a boat in the ocean . 110
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Good morning dudes and dudettes! Happy Tuesday! 130
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I can work and smoke a J at the same time right? I mean, I am at home… 000
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Finally home. Traffic was a bitch, so it’s time to smoke about it 010
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024FINALLY into my new office and I realized…..shit. Now I need to add more stuff to the walls. 000
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024@raecpaige.bsky.social still waiting on those freebies from the dispensary! 😆 000
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024It’s Tuesday you spicy dude and dudette burritos 🌯. Monday didn’t stand a chance, and neither does the rest of the week. You know why? Because you eat the workweek for breakfast before you even make it to the office. Put on your pants, and fuck some shit up today. 🤘😎🤘 000
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Stoned and need something to fall asleep to. Suggestions? 000
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I’ll never live in an HOA again. I’ll also never serve on the Board of Directors or as President again either 😂 000
Reposted by Jimbo-Slyce🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 16/12/2024So many people need a sincere hug, a listening ear and a grilled cheese cut in triangles. 158022
Reposted by Jimbo-SlyceE @justlookin000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I don’t care what anyone says, being intelligent is so fucking attractive. Like yes, tell me random facts I didn’t know. I’ll think it’s the cutest thing ever. 1124
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 16/12/2024@swankybubbles.bsky.social how bout those 🦅 ?!? 110
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I feel like I should start my Jeep. She’s been sitting there all alone the last couple weeks. Don’t worry Betty, I’m coming home to fire you up soon. 010
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Distract me at work. I can’t look at another excel spreadsheet 000
Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Friendly reminder that spooning leads to forking. 000