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Jimbo-Slyce

@vaisforstoners.bsky.social
63 followers 51 following 112 posts

Dad and Veteran. Chicago native living in the Mid-Atlantic. Don’t be a dick. Love beaches, bonfires, bourbon, and blunts. With the occasional reading of Dante.

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Reminder: You can and should do whatever the fuck is required to protect your own peace- whatever that looks like for you right now Your peace is your goddamn oxygen mask and you need to put that shit on and strap yourself in first and foremost before anything else, ok? Ok. Now back to shitposting
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Good morning dudes and dudettes! We survived Monday, but the war isn’t over. Get out there and kick some ass today
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Going home and getting stoned 🤘
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Man, I’m trying to find and/or grow that weed that instantly makes you smile, happy, productive, and increases orgasms by 437% Wait, that’s just weed in general. 💨 😶‍🌫️ 💨
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I see your comments about being disheartened by [gestures at everything] and the feeling that you need to take a break. I can empathize, but remember, if you step away, you won't see my posts, so be sure to give me your phone number so I can text them to you.
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Bar is organized, inventory has been taken, good to go for next weekend!
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I know fascism is coming for us all thats why im being a slut online while I can
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Bored on a Monday. What’s new?
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Good morning dudes and dudettes!!!
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’m *watching weather forecast* wild and crazy tonight
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
the guy who invented waking up was a real piece of shit
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Just because I’m doing dry January doesn’t mean I can’t go hunting
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Good morning dudes and dudettes! Happy Friday and stay warm! 🥶 ❄️
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I bet we could have some fun with this panoramic roof.
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Kiddo has regionals today for public speaking. So proud of her!
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James Ceo Of Assholes @lordoffuckery.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Grab her hips and fuck her back.
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Happy Thursday dudes and dudettes!!!! Your motivational pep talk for today.
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Alright, I’m off to bed. Goodnight dudes and dudettes
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
What a lonnnnng ass day. Not a bad one, but fuck what a long day 😂
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Can’t talk, making plans to do nothing. Sorry
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Off early, hell yeah
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
@cannabisflower.bsky.social
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Good morning dudes and dudettes! Happy Tuesday!
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Holy edible Batman!
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Good morning dudes and dudettes 😏
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Time to call it folks
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Enjoy!
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Should be good 😂
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
My personal life lessons, version 1
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I’m telling ya gents, we’re in high demand!
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
🥱 good morning dudes and dudettes
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I can work and smoke a J at the same time right? I mean, I am at home…
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Finally home. Traffic was a bitch, so it’s time to smoke about it
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
FINALLY into my new office and I realized…..shit. Now I need to add more stuff to the walls.
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
@raecpaige.bsky.social still waiting on those freebies from the dispensary! 😆
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It’s Tuesday you spicy dude and dudette burritos 🌯. Monday didn’t stand a chance, and neither does the rest of the week. You know why? Because you eat the workweek for breakfast before you even make it to the office. Put on your pants, and fuck some shit up today. 🤘😎🤘
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Good morning you hooligans
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Stoned and need something to fall asleep to. Suggestions?
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I’ll never live in an HOA again. I’ll also never serve on the Board of Directors or as President again either 😂
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🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
So many people need a sincere hug, a listening ear and a grilled cheese cut in triangles.
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E @justlookin000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I don’t care what anyone says, being intelligent is so fucking attractive. Like yes, tell me random facts I didn’t know. I’ll think it’s the cutest thing ever.
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
@swankybubbles.bsky.social how bout those 🦅 ?!?
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
No biggie. I just left anyway! 😂😂😂
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Where are the east coast peeps?
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I feel like I should start my Jeep. She’s been sitting there all alone the last couple weeks. Don’t worry Betty, I’m coming home to fire you up soon.
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Distract me at work. I can’t look at another excel spreadsheet
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Jimbo-Slyce @vaisforstoners.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Friendly reminder that spooning leads to forking.
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