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Hey @cineworld.bsky.social I'm loving the new name for your utterly shite new app. #Cineworld #Cinewank

Cinewank, the new name for Cineworlds new terrible app.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm sure the decision to hold Danny Tommo on remand will soon be reversed, now that a couple of dozen knobbly-kneed wife beaters in nonce bonnets have walked under an arch.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey @bambulabsupport.bsky.social any chance of a 75% speed setting to sit between silent & normal on your 3D printers 🙂

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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 26/09/2026

🔭 Mirrored Meteor and Milky Way Image Credit & Copyright: Jeff Dai (TWAN) ap260926

See Explanation. Clicking on the picture will download
the highest resolution version available.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The fact that the Fairford suspects are all British Nationals proves nothing. I’m a British National and look at the damage I’ve already caused to the UK.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hi @octopus.energy it seems we have yet another issue with our Octopus Charge installation. Any chance someone could look at the video I've emailed you please as we are very reluctant to charge our car.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok hands up, I've slated Quickline Communications a couple of times on here but it turns out the outages were caused by vandalism 🙄 Sorry Quickline i love you really 😘

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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Reform UK Councillors, know the 5 stages.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Intelligent Octopus Go is starting to look a bit crap next to what EDF are offering isn't it. Octopus Energy need to buck their ideas up or people will be leaving.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm sure Charlotte from Sainsbury's is a very good employee but someone needs to tell her the items she's scanning haven't got barcodes.

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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If mock the week was a dog a vet would have put it down.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've done both of the UK boat lifts now and they couldn't be more different. The Anderton Boat Lift and The Falkirk Wheel. #Photography 📷

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Let's hope the national galleries Scotland are right 🙂 #Photography 📷

A neon sign with the words everything is going to be alright.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Another one off the list, the Falkirk Wheel 😁 #Photography 📷

The Falkirk wheel, a boat lift in Falkirk Scotland

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hey you forgot cranberries too?

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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 22/09/2026

EXCLUSIVE: We have obtained accounts from Circulo Independente LDA, a Portuguese company established by Adam Geary to run Stephen Lennon’s political operation. Was the company established overseas to avoid British company rules and, ultimately, Corporation Tax? hopenothate.org.uk/tommy-robins...

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Tommy Robinson’s Algarve Empire: Exposing his shadowy Portuguese companies – HOPE not hate

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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 22/09/2026

🔭 Chance Triple Alignment: Plane, Space Station, Sun Image Credit & Copyright: Petr Horalek / Inst. Physics Opava ap260922

An image of the Sun is shown with several dark
silhouettes superposed. On the upper right is an
airplane, on the right is the International Space
Station, and across the Sun are several sunspots.
Please see the explanation for more detailed information.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hey @cineworld.bsky.social I'm just letting you know that your new Android app is absolutely shite.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Congratulations to Donald Trump for discovering an agreement that has been in place since 1951 and claiming to have just made it himself. Now that's what I call statesmanship.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

@octopus.energy hey Octopus, our broadband is down yet again so does this mean we can't use our Octopus Charge to charge our car? it's just showing offline but i thought it had 4G backup.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

And Quickline Communications broadband is down yet again 🙄

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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 16/09/2026

Nigel Farage said he wanted its councillors to demonstrate how a Reform government would run the UK. It seems that the chaos erupting before our very eyes is a very accurate representation of what a Reform UK government would look like...

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Reform UK 'In Complete Meltdown' After Three More Councillors Quit Party

It came on the same day that Reform’s leader in Wales quit after being arrested for assault.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don't need £5 million gifts. But if you enjoy what I do, you can bung me a trio of affordable croissants (£3) or a Ferrari at ko-fi.com/countbinface. I'll do a separate crowdfunder for political campaigns, but l've reopened this just for little old me. Much luv, CB x

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Farage & his cronies won't have it though will they, they'll just keep peddling the usual bullshit. BBC News - Law enforcement 'key factor' in falling small boats numbers, says NCA - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Law enforcement 'key factor' in falling small boats numbers, says NCA

But other factors, including developments in the Middle East, may also be playing a role.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

@octopus.energy can you just use a charging schedule on IOG or does it have to be smart scheduling? When you start a charge out of the 23.30 - 05.30 off peak it discharges my storage battery which isn't ideal and the constant charge started charge stopped notifications from the car are irritating.

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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 12/09/2026

🔭 Apollo 11: Catching Some Sun Image Credit: Apollo 11, NASA (Image scanned by Kipp Teague) ap260912

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Make a band edible: Frankfurter Goes to Hollywood

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Lee Anderson talking out of his arse again, what a tosspot.

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Everyone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses

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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 10/09/2026

HOPE not hate can conclusively prove that Stephen Lennon AKA Tommy Robinson’s business empire has been built on fraudulent means, tax evasion, and perjury. This is a long one. Strap in.🧵 hopenothate.org.uk/the-grift/

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The Grift

Stephen Lennon, or Tommy Robinson as he is better known, has amassed a multimillion pound fortune by monetising hate and fear. But, as HOPE not hate can conclusively prove, his business empire has bee...

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.

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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 08/09/2026

Tomorrow night, Channel 4 Dispatches airs the findings of a year-long investigation into Tommy Robinson’s finances. Watch it. Then come back here. We’ve got more to show you.

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

rnli.org/support-us/g...

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Oh Zoe Ball you've picked one of my favourite songs for your first Greatest Hits Radio show, what a stonking track I've got the music in me by Kiki Dee is 😁

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I wonder if Robert Jenrick would just say Boo Hoo if someone whacked one of his fellow Reformorons with a walking stick? They'd be bleating on about terrorists, assaults & a small boat did it the set of wanky melts.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Well I'm shocked i tell you 🙄

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Joe Public @joepubilc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

his id lanyard :

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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 06/09/2026

Patriot Platform, the far-right group whose black-clad masked members caused hours of disruption in Dover yesterday, calls itself a Christian “army of patriots” dedicated to protecting women and children. There’s a problem with that story.

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