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John

@uto1867.bsky.social
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Sadly now an armchair Sheffield Wednesday supporter. Quite partial to a Google Pixel.

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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 4m
Gemma Collins in, that's me oooooot #BBUK
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 12h
Hey @swfc.co.uk is there a reason you have you stopped posting on Bluesky?
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 12h
They aren't putting an animal on that's full of pricks for no reason 😜
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 13h
Lest we forget.
Nigel Farage being an incorrect arse as usual
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump must fancy a boost to his finances 🙄
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Next time a Reform UK Councillor blames the Tories for anything, show them this. Virtually every council group is led by a former one.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Shaggy - It Wasn't Me
ALT: Shaggy - It Wasn't Me
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolutely laughable.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If only the stamps were more affordable eh. My 7 year old autistic grandson absolutely loves to get a postcard from us when we go away & a stamp costs 4 times more than the flipping postcard.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My flipping solar panels miss the higher sun & longer daylight.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Suspended sentence for man found to have a collection of more than 114,000 indecent images of children. Tommy Robinson and co are going to be all over this. They'll be SO angry... Just you wait... Any second now... ...
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Enough to put you off going to Scarborough wankers like this.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Asking #GooglePhotos to "remove the black chair leg" resulted in i can't do that. Asking #GooglePhotos to "remove the chair leg" resulted in a perfectly removed chair leg & a nice photo of a squirrel minus a black chair leg in the background. I can only assume Google is racist against chair legs.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If all the people in power around the world stopped being wankers we wouldn't need it in the first place.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone needs to remind him his mates Vladimir & Donald caused the sky high energy prices.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The teflon twat will walk away unscathed & more intolerable than ever.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well she seems like a looney gobshite.
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Cody Harris: Off The Wall, Bat-Loop, Crazy
ALT: Cody Harris: Off The Wall, Bat-Loop, Crazy
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He broke it the nobhead
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The first record i bought: Bombers - Gary Newman
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The reviews made me chuckle.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's one for you to bookmark maps.app.goo.gl/ESAcTtGeaMc3...
maps.app.goo.gl
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time to tell Donny Rambo to piss off once and for all, he's an absolutely terrible human being & the worst president the world has had to endure.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey @cineworld.bsky.social I'm loving the new name for your utterly shite new app. #Cineworld #Cinewank
Cinewank, the new name for Cineworlds new terrible app.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aeroventure is a nice little place in Donny. www.southyorkshireaircraftmuseum.org.uk
southyorkshireaircraftmuseum.org.uk
South Yorkshire Aircraft Museum | Doncaster
Doncaster's South Yorkshire Aircraft Museum - Fun for all the family! Learn about Doncaster's Aviation Heritage and see iconic aircraft.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's clearly nipping his arse together.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks for all your help 🙄
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was more that the local authority wouldn't give him a DoLS despite him paying his own way, i thought it was shameful of them given the poor bloke couldn't even remember his own family.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Monty Python's Gumby: My Brain Hurts!
ALT: Monty Python's Gumby: My Brain Hurts!
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sure the decision to hold Danny Tommo on remand will soon be reversed, now that a couple of dozen knobbly-kneed wife beaters in nonce bonnets have walked under an arch.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My dad went into hospital for the first time when he fell and they said he had to go into care & it's not really your lucky day is it because i was born at home. He never went to the dentist either before you ask. Anyway thanks for the sympathy & understanding, you seem like a delightful person.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My dad paid income tax & national insurance for 60 years and got zero help for his contribution, he should have got something for his hard earned. BTW it was £14,000 when my dad was in care & at that number they would "consider" helping him.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phur, my local council wouldn't even grant my dad a DoLS despite him not knowing who i was & him using his life's savings plus his house to pay for his dementia care.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey @bambulabsupport.bsky.social any chance of a 75% speed setting to sit between silent & normal on your 3D printers 🙂
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That won't stop Farage stirring the hate pot though will it.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you 🙂
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always nice to see Nigel stirring the knuckle draggers anger.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always knew Brad Pitt was a wrong'un.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love Edinburgh & i was their just a couple of days ago & thank fuck I'm back knowing that shit stain wasn't there to ruin the view.
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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 26/09/2026
🔭 Mirrored Meteor and Milky Way Image Credit & Copyright: Jeff Dai (TWAN) ap260926
See Explanation.  Clicking on the picture will download
the highest resolution version available.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fact that the Fairford suspects are all British Nationals proves nothing. I’m a British National and look at the damage I’ve already caused to the UK.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope Musk is on it and he fucks off to Mars.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi @octopus.energy it seems we have yet another issue with our Octopus Charge installation. Any chance someone could look at the video I've emailed you please as we are very reluctant to charge our car.
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John @uto1867.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never let the truth get in the way of a good Reformoron story to rally the knuckle draggers.
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