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LaLa

@urbanavocado.bsky.social
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LaLa from DelCo Illegitimate Daughter *9 SIBLINGS* Aspiring baker #flyeaglesfly Ally Avid taco 🌮 enthusiast Beginner gardener 🦅 Fly Eagles, Fly 🦅 Pretty sure Saquon Barkley is AI generated. Schnauzer and Chiweenie Mom No DMs, please! Automatic BLOCK

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Allison Horst @allisonhorst.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Catching up on a few #30DayChartChallenge pieces! All watercolor & ink. 🧜‍♀️ Day 15 - Correlation: Considering the hair tie vortex, and my desperation to hold onto them as the count gets low. 🧵1/4
A watercolor chart and illustrations showing how desperately I hold onto hair ties as they disappear one by one into the hair tie vortex. A bar chart shows the lifespan of hair ties increasing quickly as I get down to the last few. An illustration shows me in a Gollum-like stance, with text "My precioussss..." and "The last hair tie" as annotations. On the left, a sneaky cat paw pulls away a hair tie.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is actually a perfect encapsulation of Trump’s presidency. The second photo is complete bullshit. It’s fake. It’s an accomplishment that exists only in Trump’s own mind. And it’s also lying about Biden.
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The year was 1980. I was about 7 years old and absolutely obsessed with the Catholic Church. Not religion necessarily. The stained glass.
The incense.
The robes.
The singing.
The rituals.
The mystery. I wanted in on all the secret church business.
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Butterflies Katz ⓥ @butterflieskatz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Seattle Street Artist’s mural Tribute to Alex Pretti; veteran nurse killed by Border Patrol officers #StreetArt #mural #AlexPretti #tribute
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’m hoping to move to #southeastasia, Thailand, Vietnam, Malaysia are my top 3 contenders. Anyone have experience with living in #desaparkcity in #kualalumpur? Is it possible to find a dog friendly 1BR condo for $600?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bring back firing squads for anyone involved. Don’t care who.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Yes, FBI? I’m calling to report a murder.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
USAID fraud - no arrests Medicare fraud - no arrests Social security fraud - no arrests Election fraud - no arrests If MAGA didn’t have the collective IQ of a moldy peanut butter sandwich, they’d realize they were being scammed by now.
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A consistent pro–Second Amendment position would acknowledge that Alex had a constitutional right to carry a firearm, that merely being armed at a protest does not constitute a threat, and that rights do not disappear because law enforcement feels uncomfortable.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
How fucking embarrassing
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twinmade.bsky.social @twinmade.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Day 27 of 30 days of FUCK. I am crocheting a FUCK a day for 30 days and make a Throw of FUCKS. #Swearing #Crocheting #Crochet #TwinMade #Crafting
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twinmade.bsky.social @twinmade.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Day 18 of 30 days of FUCK. I am crocheting a FUCK a day for 30 days and make a Throw of FUCKS. #Swearing #Crocheting #Crochet #TwinMade #Crafting
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Been really enjoying these Instagram videos by Peter Glomb, a Swiss-trained, American watchmaker at Wristcheck. Here, he's repairing a rare version of the Patek 96, first introduced in 1932 and widely regarded as the watch that set the template for dress watches. IG peterelliotglomb
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
This is a darling little #crochet pattern that’s perfect for this type of yarn. youtu.be/Dz5yTrlQwXc?...
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You've Never Seen This! A Crochet Stitch SO GORGEOUS That It’ll Steal Your Heart!
YouTube video by Crochet Home
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe"

Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken.  How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 16/10/2025
The con worked, until it didn’t? ROGAN: “I really thought they were just going to go after the criminals… I really thought there was enough gang members.” ME: He still doesn’t get it. That’s what Trump wanted everyone to believe. They’re not even trying to go after “the criminals”.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
If the Commander of Southern Command is stepping down less than a year into his tenure, I’m guessing we’re about to find out the intelligence picture on these “narco-terrorist” vessels that we’re blowing out of the water isn’t as solid as it’s being portrayed.
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David J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
ADP numbers for September were -32,000 on a projection of +51,000. August was revised to -3,000, marking the first consecutive negative months since the heights of Covid. This is bad.
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Exposure to bright light can help fend off winter blues. The time to start is now www.npr.org/2025/10/03/n...
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Exposure to bright light can help fend off winter blues. The time to start is now
As daylight diminishes people can feel their mood dimming. Experts say starting light therapy in the fall can help fend off winter depression.
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Simple Back Pain Relief 😌 #workout #stretching #movement #healthylifestyle #backpain
YouTube video by Michael Dean
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
What am I even doing with my life? I’m 51. I’ve only poached chicken and eggs. Am I even trying? What else are yall packing that hasn’t even occurred to me. I once studded a four pound chicken with 30 cloves like I was bedazzling a Canadian 🇨🇦 tuxedo, roasted it. Now chicken potpourri is a thing.
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Kim @kim4thebabies.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
PSA: You do NOT have to install iOS 26 right away. Give it time.
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
#dog related awkwardness: Saw neighbors walking by. I said in a pretty loud voice to my #chiweenie to trick her into not barking and scaring them: Come get this STICK! My neighbors 🛑 in their tracks and look at me bizarrely without saying a word. Jaws drop. “Ohhhhh, she said STICK!”
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a dog with a stick in its mouth is standing in front of a door with the petcollective written on it
ALT: a dog with a stick in its mouth is standing in front of a door with the petcollective written on it
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This was a week that reminded me of one of my favorite decisions - quitting twitting 11/7/24 and flying in skies of blue. Alas, FB has been a hot mess. Anyway, I have never tried this in Sept- planted black #zucchini near my Cherokee Purple 🍅 + 🥕 + 🧄 and Dill. #garden
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2025
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Alternate headline: Johnson Lied.
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Lil' Dookie @potlandia.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
How do you disarm trans people if there's only two genders? 🤔
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Snap 🫰
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I have no sympathy for hypocrites that have hurt feelings as a result of their own #hypocrisy.
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a woman is sitting on a couch making a face and saying `` bye felicia '' .
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/09/2025
You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.
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kate conger @kateconger.com · 10/09/2025
Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Hey HB folks, heads up. A local white nationalist with a history of violence, Ryan Sanchez, is holding a vigil for Charlie Kirk on the pier at 7PM. He’s been calling for violence against the left for a long time and has been actively recruiting. Advise you stay away, nothing good will happen.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Time for some common sense gun laws. Democrats should introduce a bill named the Charlie Kirk common sense gun reform bill and make every Republican vote for it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/09/2025
Duckworth: "Let's make it clear -- the President of the United States essentially just declared war on a major city in his own nation. This is not normal. This is not acceptable behavior."
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I’m looking for a knitting buddy or buddies near me to get coffee (or cocktails 🍸 with and to hopefully learn from. Shot in the dark but any #Delco knitters or crocheters on here? I’m in #folcroft.
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
From my lil rockstar garden today we have this lil gem:
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
“Why the fuck are you talking to the president about me? Fuck you. I’m gonna punch you in your fucking face... I’m going to fucking beat your ass." -- Our Treasury Secretary, speaking to our Director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency www.politico.com/news/magazin...
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‘I’m Gonna Punch You in Your F---ing Face’: Scott Bessent Threatens an Administration Rival
The Treasury secretary's quiet tensions with housing finance chief Bill Pulte exploded at a private dinner last week.
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I would absolutely adore this!
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I can only pray to have this much knitting talent one day! How gorgeous is this?
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
After quite a rough 2 weeks fighting off ear infections, strep , cough, aches and having slept 20 hours a few days-no sleep other days- this am I felt like I woke up out of a coma! Thank you to the Holy Goddess of Amoxicillin! 🙏 I am looking for a few fun #knitting or #crochet projects.
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Newsweek @newsweek.com · 02/09/2025
A woman posted on Threads Saturday that she had seen the first lady at Walter Reed hospital on Thursday, amid speculation about Donald Trump's health.
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Walter Reed responds to Melania Trump hospital rumors
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
youtube.com/watch?v=4nIZ... Dayyum! Trump Economy struggles.
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OOPS! GOP Hypocrites Caught on Tape
YouTube video by The Bulwark
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
www.instagram.com/p/DNynEFcZLN... #gardenvibes
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My first #cucumber this year that I just discovered hiding today! #garden
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LaLa @urbanavocado.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
www.reddit.com/r/Presidents...
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From the Presidents community on Reddit: Every single Republican President has governed over a recession—except Garfield
Explore this post and more from the Presidents community
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