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First the Earth cooled, then I had lunch.

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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump's racism even has dementia now.
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It doesn’t get any Trumpier than Trump misspelling “United States” in his executive order about “Super Intelligence”
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do think “Artificial Intelligence” has a bit of a branding problem (it’s not actually that smart and often gets stuff wrong, so “intelligence” leads to disappointment when it screws up). But “super intelligence” makes that problem worse.
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like I’ve read this story before…
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We live in such a broken world where awful people are regularly rewarded for their worst behavior. But this video (with the sound) really is satisfying.
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The fact that McConnell has *voted* since he disappeared makes this story even more serious, and the media’s disinterest even more disturbing.
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It is a testament to American ingenuity that we could find the stupidest man on the planet to make him president.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The obsession with making elections a referendum on Hassan Piker reminds me of this
An Onion poll on "Who is our favorite Commedia dell'Arte character?"
Columbine 0%
Scaramouche 0%
Pulcinella 0%
Pantalone 0%
il Dottore: 0%
Don't know: 100%
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
a rare cross post from that other place
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He may be waging an illegal war nobody wanted that’s getting Americans killed while making things more expensive for you and also send his masked secret police to harass your neighbors for no reason, but at least he’s crashing the economy also for no reason
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What’s the point of secret retaliatory strikes? The point of retaliatory strikes is to send a signal to the other side that attacking again will have consequences. Deterrence doesn’t work if the strikes are secret.
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
On Twitter, claiming he has no contact with the outside world.
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is human trafficking
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 02/07/2026
My posts most days. I'm sorry.
"Let's not talk aobut politics anymore. I can't bear it"
"Same"
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"THE THING IS THOUGH"
"THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS"

@emilyscartoons
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Such a Kevin @kevinkohler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
JD Vance puts the Christ in "Christ, what an asshole."
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I just want to mention that Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good. Also, ICE is trying to make sure he continues to get away with it and everyone stops talking about it.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
jacobin.com/2026/06/penn...
jacobin.com
How Penn Graduate Workers Got Their Union Contract
As workers at the University of Pennsylvania pursued a first contract, Trump’s second presidency rendered the administration cowed, the labor board unreliable, and international workers afraid. The an...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/06/2026
Trump: "It's signed. I signed it in Versailles. I just signed it."
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
via @daviddylanthomas.bsky.social
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
this is quintessential Trump administration: a bunch of white guys in suits blabbering on any American ideals to promote some policy that will fuck over most of the country as the President is fast asleep in the center of the room.
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Fixed it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Congrats to my son Don (?) and his wife probably on their wedding or similar event, such as birthday party. I cannot attend, since there's a quarterback who still thinks I'm fine to be around in public. Best of luck to Eric or whatever kid I said a minute ago and his new Wife 2 or maybe 3.
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
AmXIV §4 "But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/05/2026
Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl
Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl
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Ologies with Alie Ward @ologies.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
a guy in a maga hat didn't like me asking to see his paperwork to prove he was legal. I thought they loved that? :(
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Leslie Molson @ladymolson.com · 19/04/2026
Whatever you do,
A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN."

Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.
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floating in lotus position @gallantdimwit.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Iran has figured out they can keep the strait closed and not get bombed for it by texting “think we might have a deal” to a different Trump world dumbass every day
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Maybe just maybe what will save this country from a permanent abyss is the same bull headed feeling of entitlement that cause RBG to not retire when she clearly should have.
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I don’t know about you but when I’m despairing about the state of the world and wonder when this horrible era will end, I take great comfort in the fact that Trump regularly eats McDonalds food.
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Question of the day: Does the President of the United States know what a Pope is?
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I guess Trump's brilliant plan to stop Iran from blockading the Straits of Hormuz is for the U.S. to blockade it *first* so the Iranian blockade won't do anything. #StableGenius #TwentyFifthAmendmentNow
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
So the U.S. is now going to stop any Japanese, French, etc. ship that passes through the straits? I guess the world will just have to do with less oil and fertilizer. Is our new goal to completely tank the world economy?
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is what happens when you put the dumbest motherfucker alive in charge of the most powerful military on earth.
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My whole feed right now:
Two hamster looking creatures with crooked unmatched eyes, a human mouth, and no nose both wearing top hats. They are on a background that is half the moon and half the picture of a park bench. The one in the back is playing a guitar and the one in the front has a speech bubble that says “we like the mooooon!”
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Trump is facing his greatest predicament: an adversary who is not willing to pretend everything is not a giant fuck-up caused by him.
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Anaïs Girl @immortana.eurosky.social · 08/04/2026
Tintin dans l'Étoile Mystérieuse se jette, euphorique, au cou du gardien de l'observatoire : "Hourrah! La fin du monde est remise à une date ultérieure !"
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
holy shit. Iran’s social media people really have Whiskey Pete’s number. This is so much more effective than any stupid video of Hegseth strutting around yelling “no quarter” www.tiktok.com/@ai_iraan/vi...
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New Lego video from IRAN Specially for Pete Hegseth #iranwar #petehegseth
TikTok video by ai_iraan
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Does Bondi still get the presidential pardon or are you left on your own for whatever laws you broke on his orders once you fall out of Orange Julius Caesar’s favor?
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Has anyone considered what an utter shitshow it will be if the SCt ends birthright citizenship? How will we know if anyone is a citizen? Right now if you want to get your first passport you need to submit a birth certificate to prove you are American. How would that work w/o birthright citizenship?
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
1/2 This memo identifies absolutely no source of legal authority for paying TSA. It does not point to an appropriation that is available for this purpose, nor does it point to any legal authority to transfer some other appropriation to TSA. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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Paying Our Great Transportation Security Administration Officers and Employees
MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY THE DIRECTOR OF THE OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET SUBJECT:       Paying
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Dumb McNamara!
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Call me old-fashioned, but anything you can say to me over text, you could have delivered by horse.
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"Among Trump-fans, Trump has a 100% approval rating!"
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
As I prepare to fly later this week, I just want to note that ICE officers are not really "police" officers who are trained for general law enforcement. They are specialized officers who are only charged by law to enforce *immigration law*, which is not even criminal law. PHL will be fun on Thurs.
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Sela: Calamitous @sela.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dune movie poster using Dune movie font with Grandpa's quote from The Simpsons:

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The amazing thing about this era is the villains all look like they were cast by Sid and Marty Krofft.
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upyernoz.bsky.social @upyernoz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Here's a question no one is asking: The SAVE Act would require everyone to prove U.S. Citizenship with either a passport or birth certificate when they register to vote. But if the Trump Admin wins the birthright citizenship case, then how will a birth certificate prove they are citizens?
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