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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 21h
Eric Schmitt before his whole world collapsed…
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Basketball Shot Fail
ALT: Basketball Shot Fail
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 22h
This is the most “how it started, how it’s going” moment in the history of “how it started, how it’s going.” It‘s somewhere between Jeb Bush’s “Please clap” and Pam Bondi’s “The Dow. THE DOW!” in career defining moments that will haunt a person to their grave.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 22h
If you are not Eric Schmitt, congratulations on today.
Missouri man shits bed on national TV. Everyone knows it.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sad news: Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé was diagnosed with Lymphatic cancer yesterday and, due to her Cushing’s disease, chemotherapy is out. She’s been given 4-6 weeks during which we will continue to treat her like the princess she thinks she is. It did not stop her from clowning at the beach today.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An acute reminder that we don’t live in a free country as long as American tech oligarchs continue to maintain their power.
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing "political" content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Blocks from my house. Fuck ICE.
sandiegoville.com
San Diego's Decades-Old La Playa Taco Shop To Close Following Owner's ICE Detention And Deportation
Decades-old La Playa Taco Shop will close in San Diego months after longtime owner Victor Rodriguez Ocampo was detained by ICE and deported.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when I was just a “somewhat popular blogger” Duncan reached out to me via email that started, “Hi, you may remember me for a minor hit called Barely Breathing …” and then invited my wife and I to visit him and see Spring Awakening as his guests. Couldn’t go, but we kept in touch for years. So sad.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You have to appreciate the fact that FBI Director Kash Patel has now set the stage for every FBI agent to be regarded suspiciously as "one of those guys who got the job even though he fucked a poodle."
"They called it puppy love..."
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just a reminder that super genius David Ellison paid Bari Weiss $150 million for her blog for people who move their lips when they read in order to get her to come and work this kind of magic for him. Larry Ellison should demand a paternity test.
How it started…… you know the rest."I am confident her entrepreneurial drive and editorial vision will invigorate CBS News," Ellison said in a news release. "This move is part of Paramount's bigger vision to modernize content and the way it connects — directly and passionately — to audiences around the world."


NOPE.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
White House comms official Patrick Adams is leaving. He came in as a bright-eyed Chad and is leaving as a haunted Victorian doll
If unseasoned potato salad was a person.The thousand yard stare of someone who believes hell exists and just figured out they fucked up. Next stop, alcoholism and giving hand jobs in bus station bathrooms…
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think the crisis management professional who wrote Ed Sheeran‘s statement and thought “I am not complicit” was a good idea is probably a person who came up with, “Well, she didn’t *look* 14” for a previous client.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bonus post. He’s ok everybody
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just a reminder that the Republican nominee for a Senate seat representing Minnesota had a career that can be distilled down to chasing after a good ole boy in a sweater vest and a visor to ask, “Coach, how does your team get back in this game?”
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“It wasn’t until Abigail’s parents saw her on TV at the DC March for Life that they realized she was the one drinking out of the toilet again and apologies were owed to the family dog Mike Huckabark.”
Woman who does not know what toilets are used for.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s almost as if no one at 60 Minutes was aware that we can both *see* and *hear* Ross, who has all the verve and appeal of a Christian middle school sex ed teacher about to explain “your body is about to go through many changes” before warning that erections are the “devil’s joystick.”
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
God: My bad.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Us: Computer, search for printer. Tech bros: We are building AI to control the power grid, oversee cybersecurity, diagnose whatever ails you, write laws, lead scientific innovation— and then it will kill us all. Us: Cool, meantime, can you find the printer? Tech bros: No, impossible. LOL.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Studio exec: Make it about landowners fighting to preserve their way of life where rivalries and secrets are revealed by a cast of attractive B-list actors instead of puppets. Aide: That‘s Yellowstone. Exec: How about an overworked ER — but people instead of puppets? Aide: Fuck my life…
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On my way to Hollywood and passed by Disneyland at about 5 pm and temperature “feels like 110.” Totally normal…
It’s fucking hot at Disneyland.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So the big ”get” for the 60 Minutes premiere under Bari Weiss’s cabana boy Nick Bilton is a guy who was shot down 5 months ago in a highly unpopular war. And if you think that sounds meh, wait till you hear that professional schlub Ross Douthat is doing a report on … AI. I. Am. Not. Kidding.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My Riot Grrrl week:
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In a just world, Pablo Torre would be the highest paid sports reporter in the country and Pat McAfee would be operating a jet ski rental place in Missouri.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Congrats to Erika Kirk for finding another fall guy. #ErikaKilledTupac
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sundar Pichai is, indeed, a cowardly little bitch.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Annie Lennox Slipknot (with Cypress Hill) Townes Van Zant Nirvana Audra McDonald NIN (x6) Bryan Ferry Squeeze Suki Waterhouse Aimee Mann (x7) (Saw David Byrne this week, have tix to see Bikini Kill, The Shins and Mastodon over the next few weeks)
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My occasional reminder the Peter Navarro ran for office 5 times here in San Diego and voters told him to: fuck off fuck off again no, seriously, fuck off you again? fuck off and are you still here? We told you to fuck off And we’ve elected three mayors who have resigned in disgrace since 1985…
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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Keep in mind that some posts by social media “influencers” are nothing more than paid ads. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/29/u...
nytimes.com
Influencers Have a Lot to Say About Politics. Many Are Quietly Paid for It. (Gift Article)
Their videos have proliferated on social media, but the payments are frequently hidden from viewers.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For National Dog Day, this was the day five years ago when we adopted Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé and brought her home to Ripley who had been “only dog” for two years. As you can see, she was very excited about her new home and Ripley thought getting another dog was total bullshit.
Happy basset, pissed off basset.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You have to hand it to Darline for staking out a bold new position on childhood tragedy, but then she got over Lindsey dying faster than Erika Kirk joined Tinder…
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Word.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Natalie Harp while Trump sleeps at night
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Glenn Close: Bored & Frustrated in Fatal Attraction
ALT: Glenn Close: Bored & Frustrated in Fatal Attraction
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Darline showed up with her notes on a legal pad like she was going to speak at the PTA meeting about keeping Uncrustables out of the cafeteria, and also Nancy Drew books turn little girls into lesbians, and she wanted to keep her thoughts straight so she didn’t sound “ditzy like my husband says”
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Obama was, and is, an exceptionally gifted and charismatic politician and people like Axelrod and the Pod Save America bros were lucky to latch onto him like lampreys and are still cashing in on it. It’s like they wandered outside, stumbled on a beehive and came back in boasting they invented honey
David Axelrod saying something stupid. Again. You’re better off not knowing. You can thank me later.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Best story you will read today. Maybe all week:
defector.com
I Taught A Scorekeeping Class And Everybody Came | Defector
Several times a week, I sit myself down in front of a baseball game either in person or on television, I retrieve my book and my pen, and I keep score. I feel my brain relax, my mind soften, my attent...
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Natalie Harp waiting just outside the bathroom door while Trump takes a poop.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Without comment….
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Eric Trump stole money intended for kids with cancer, in case you’re wondering how this will play out…
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
These questions have now been asked of Blanche repeatedly & he gives the same bullshit answer each time. Here’s an idea: How about we ask Blanche direct and pointed questions about his noncompliance with court orders from Judge Sullivan compelling him to provide unredacted Epstein Files?
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thoughtful piece by @davidsonofaaron.bsky.social:
davidaaronovitch.substack.com
Icarus falling
A further thought on the tragic Arday affair
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is absurd. Arday was an academic fraud, who turned himself into a celebrity and used that celebrity to land a book deal, just published, so chock full of obvious bullshit that a first day fact checker would have rolled their eyes. All of this caught up with him when the music stopped.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dear millennial Harry Potter fans, today is as good as any to move on with your life, maybe read a different book. No one is going to show up at your door to whisk you off to Harvard for Wizards. Instead it will be someone who drove 3 miles to deliver your $18 burrito for a $2 tip. Also, tip better
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So, if I’m reading this correctly, a former professional rich guy girlfriend wanted a noted sex trafficker and all-around creeper to invest in her porn & diet business. Fuckin’ rich people, man….
forbes.com
Cami Clark—Dario Amodei’s Wife—Wanted Jeffrey Epstein To Invest In Porn Business
Clark approached Epstein after he had already been convicted for soliciting prostitution.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Understandable. With a two-year-old, a three-month-old and a very elderly husband at home, that’s a shitload of diapers that need changing.
nytimes.com
Karoline Leavitt, Trump’s White House Press Secretary, Is Leaving the Role
President Trump said that Ms. Leavitt, who recently gave birth to her second child, would be leaving to spend time with her family.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
BRENNAN: You are confident Pennywise is the best choice to babysit your kids? CASSIDY: Of course there's always existential anxiety. But I am ... as confident as you can be about the future you are. I cannot predict the future, but he does bring balloons with him and all kids love balloons.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Miller thinks he can beat this like it was a defenseless 2-year-old girl.
nytimes.com
Max Miller, Republican Accused of Abuse, Won’t Drop Out, Spokeswoman Says (Gift Article)
Mr. Miller, who has faced pressure from fellow Republicans to end his campaign and avoid endangering a solidly red seat in Ohio, will stay in the race, his spokeswoman said.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Still kind of wondering if Lindsey Graham’s Disneyland visit was a Make-a-Wish thing. I mean, he seemed so happy.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dodgers since they yucked it up with Trump on 7/23
4-8, swept by the Red Sox and the Cubs
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My ice-cold boring take that will definitely not go viral is that a primary result with a margin of victory of roughly 1 percent tells you precisely nothing about The Future Of The Party.
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Fast Casual TBogg+ @tbogg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gary Peter‘s Senate seat is lost because, if Stevens wins, El-Sayed’s voters will stay home because they care more about using “AIPAC“ in every sentence, than they care about women, immigrants and Blacks.
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