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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22h
Super-Hot Jesus makes MAGA horny, deep-voice men make Jesse Watters horny, and livestreamed executions make Donny horny. it's all in 'This Week in Stupid," my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4duSHMp
Stupid got off to a lightning-quick start this week, with the heartwarming tale of some homie who actually died and went to heaven for eighteen whole days — and then apparently un-died, so he could come back and go on Fox and talk about how he got to hang with the actual Jesus H. Christ. Just listen to him gush about how super-hot the J-Man is.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yesterday, the the major networks served up to Dear Leader a huge slice of Fuck You Pie, and boycotted all White House press events — leaving bottom-feeders like Newsmax to air amateurish silent videos. thank you for your attention to my coverage of this hilarious shit. link is here: bit.ly/4hkOvzV
holy shit.

yesterday, we finally got the answer to that age-old conundrum: if Dear Leader opens his fat yap in the middle of the White House, and there’s no one from the press pool around to report on it, does he make a noise?

the answer, it seems, is a resounding no.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/09/2026
My parents thought I had Polio. I got the vaccine and it turned out I didn’t. Anyone who does anything to make parents like mine worry about this is a god damned bastard. Fuck these people.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 18/09/2026
The Trump administration granted more than 180 polluting facilities nationwide a two-year pause on compliance with Clean Air Act rules. All they had to do was send an email. (Published May)
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Trump Exempted Some of the Nation’s Biggest Polluters From Air Quality Rules. All It Took Was an Email.
In an unprecedented move, the administration has granted industrial facilities in 38 states and Puerto Rico a two-year reprieve from federal rules under the Clean Air Act. The president is considering...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Only in Republican America is it illegal to give water to people waiting in line to vote, but it's OK for the president to bribe them with a promise of $5,000 to influence *how* they vote.
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/09/2026
If anyone should be banned from attending the 9/11 memorial, it’s Giuliani.
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Damn Rudy Giuliani For Lying About The Air After 9/11
Oh yeah, he's going to Hell.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Donny the Attention Hog got to make two whole speeches at his vanity cxonvention, and spoiler alert: he managed to make a complete ass of himself. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock the shit out of his dumbfuckery. link is here: bit.ly/3SGF4Tj
holy shit, they literally cast Dear Leader as God’s gift to the universe.

they’re not being sarcastic. they actually believe this twaddle. remember, the whole purpose of this ‘Republican midterm convention’ wasn’t to promote Republican candidates. they gave the briefest lip service to the dipshits who are actually running in races this year. this ‘midterm convention’ was just an Emotional Support Tit, shoved into Dear Leader’s face so he could spend two days feeding off uncritical adoration.

that’s because the GOP is no longer a functioning political party. it’s now just some fucked-up cult whose prime directive is to make a colicky piss-baby feel good about himself.

I mean, at this point they’re not even pretending to be anything other than a cult.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
JUST IN: A federal judge concludes that DHS leaders arbitrarily decided to cut FEMA staff by 50% even though it damaged the agency's ability to fulfill its mission — and leaders hid their comms about it on auto-delete Signal chains. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 12/09/2026
Roger Shoffstall spent three years in prison for evading income taxes. It hasn’t stopped the FCC from sending him $1 million a year to sell obsolete internet service in Alaska. The money comes from a special government subsidy program. You help pay for it. (Published May w/ @adn.com)
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This Convicted Felon Gets $1 Million a Year to Sell Obsolete Internet Service. You Pay for It.
Roger Shoffstall spent three years in prison for tax evasion. Still, each year the federal government pays his Alaska company, Summit Telephone, for internet service that’s slower than in most of the ...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, honey . . . That money isn’t there anymore. Bless your hearts for thinking it was.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 29/08/2026
After Syracuse police agreed to provide decades-old records to a former student and sexual assault victim, lawyers for Syracuse University intervened to “partially quash” the subpoena, arguing the request was a waste of time for everyone involved.
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Syracuse University Seeks to Prevent Campus Rape Victim From Obtaining Police Records
The university, whose 1980s rape crisis figured prominently in a ProPublica article, committed to support survivors at “every step of the process.” Now it’s in court to stop police from sharing many r...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trump cut down cherry trees for which Washington DC is famous for one of his tacky golf courses. He’s planning to sell some of Yosemite Park to a private developer. He’s destroyed the East Wing. He’s threatened to demolish the Kennedy Center. That vulgar slob has no respect for beauty.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If I were a big time liberal billionaire, I’d pay to move all of them to an actually safe country.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When this nation’s first president chopped down one cherry tree, he was honest and contrite. When the current president chopped down a slew of cherry trees, he did so in violation of a court order—and didn’t give a shit.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 29/08/2026
This ICE flight is making bad time for reasons unknown. It spent 4 1/2 hours on the ground in Senegal, where ICE charters generally do fuel/crew stops. Then flew 1 hour to Sierra Leone, a third-country removal. On the ground two hours and counting. All migrants shackled at least 19 hours so far.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/08/2026
There is a reason our book is called WTF AMERICA... bit.ly/wtf-america-...
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Vote this November to help put a stop to this. Story: www.propublica.org/article/911-...
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Christine Langhoff @clanghoff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Essential.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Someone at Xitter did this for me, in honor of Kash Patel accepted bestiality aficionados into the Bureau.
An FBI logo that reads, "Fellow Bestiality Inductees."
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fetterman can’t figure out why Dems who worked hard to drag his ass across the finish line in 2022 when he was medically incapable of doing anything feel betrayed when he trashes us on Fox/Newsmax every day because we don’t agree with him that Netanyahu should get a blank check.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
More of this all the time. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Senator calls for criminal investigation of RFK Jr after Guardian report
Newly obtained records indicate health secretary lied about Samoa trip during Senate confirmation hearings last year
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everything is for sale. www.notus.org/agencies/tru...
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Trump’s Quietly Working to Give Part of Yosemite to a Private Developer
The National Park Service is under pressure to make an unprecedented deal that cedes a quarter-mile strip of the park.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Jesus died for your sins, but you should *still* be tortured for your sins." —Franklin Graham, a man who makes over $1,000,000/year off a religion that tells him to give all his possessions to the the poor
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I remain amazed, although I guess I shouldn't by now, that some Democratic leaders and donors will gladly give up Michigan and sink El-Sayed just to attack the majority that wants a reset with Israel and AIPAC. Remarkable times we live in.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/08/2026
Ohio Republican Sen. Jon Husted said the ad was taken down. It wasn’t. And the victims’ family says their grief was used without permission. The details are even worse.
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Husted Car Crash Ad Still Up on YouTube Without Permission From Victims' Family Despite Claims it Was Removed
Husted lied about his campaign's involvement with the ad and that he had asked for it to be taken down
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When you see him, you think he's an idiot. Then he opens his mouth, and you *know* he is.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Democrats attacking candidates for any association with Hasan Piker are a fuck-ton more dangerous to the election of Democrats than Piker ever could be.
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Daily Kos @dailykos.com · 28/08/2026
Pirro’s latest tough-on-crime target? Kids who skip school. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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To keep her job, Jeanine Pirro will take down anyone—even kids
Jeanine Pirro is using a special grand jury to harass public schools in Washington, D.C.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
These people are writing letters of of fear and worry to their relatives back in Haiti. They sound like the letters written by Jews in Poland and Germany in the 1930s.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/08/2026
Trump's announcement today that he's trying to make it so farmers and ranchers can "process their own food" came directly from Glenn Beck during their interview the other day. So America now has a right-wing shock jock making our agricultural policy. Good times!
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Daily Kos @dailykos.com · 28/08/2026
Florida received millions tied to sick, needy children. You’ll never guess where some of the money ended up. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Ron DeSantis, Medicaid fraudster?
A state grand jury in Leon County found that the DeSantis administration misappropriated taxpayer money when it slid $10 million from a Medicaid settlement over to Hope Florida, which then slid over…
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God @thegodshow.com · 28/08/2026
Trump is trying to rename Lake Ontario to "Lake America." We all know what his track record looks like with bodies of water.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
while a delusional Preznit Fuckwit imagines he can re-name Lake Ontario (spoiler alert: he can't), Canada has a real chance to seriously fuck with our economy. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain how. link is here: bit.ly/4y0Y6CC
the Welland Canal is the only shipping route between the American side of Lake Erie and the Canadian side of Lake Ontario. approximately 26.3 billion dollars’ worth American goods pass through the Canal every year.

it’d be a real shame if Canada were to rename the Welland Canal to, oh, say, the Strait of Our Moose, and close it down.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I really try to resist engaging with every Trump clip, but my goodness. This guy can barely hang on to any given word. What are we doing here
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take I'll be watching you
Screenshot of Trump on phone with Natalie in background.
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Smart to do this. It keeps the story in the mind of the public either way. If he won’t release it, he’s hiding something and it stays in the news. If he does release it and it’s true, that’s very damaging. Video: bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thanks to stupid Trump's stupid war, shipping through the Strait of Hormuz is currently at 5% to 15% of what it was before stupid Trump's stupid war. So yea us! We won!!!!!! Mission Accomplishest!
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David Jolly @davidjolly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Hope Florida grand jury identified serious unanswered questions and a failure to cooperate that kept investigators from getting the full truth. Floridians deserve answers. As Governor, I will reopen the investigation, pursue the facts, and hold anyone who broke the law accountable.
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God @thegodshow.com · 19/08/2026
This should be a bigger story than it is. They buried it. They won.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
<cracks neck> Lets play.
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US News Now - World’s leading Liberal Voice @democracyblue.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ukrainian Defenders who returned from Russian captivity say that seeing people lining the roads to welcome the buses fills them with a deep sense of warmth and pride. You know, I also caught myself smiling for the first time in many days. 📹: a.zahorui / TSN
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CBS News @cbsnews.com · 18/08/2026
Justice Department asks court to reinstate criminal charges against Kilmar Abrego Garcia
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Justice Department asks court to reinstate criminal charges against Kilmar Abrego Garcia
In May, a federal judge dismissed a criminal indictment against Abrego Garcia, who had been accused of smuggling immigrants in the U.S. illegally.
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Cait Conley @caitfornewyork.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He doesn’t serve the Hudson Valley; he serves Donald Trump, his corporate backers, and himself. Look no further than last week, when Mike defended domestic abuser Max Miller and earned himself a glowing endorsement from Trump. Mike Lawler has got to go.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 18/08/2026
ICYMI: Months after FCC Commissioner Olivia Trusty cast a decisive vote approving Paramount’s historic $8 billion merger with Skydance Media, she and a guest accepted Kennedy Center gala tickets from the company worth more than $12,000.
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FCC Officials Took Pricey Gifts From Paramount as the Company Needed Approval for Billion-Dollar Deals
Accepting tickets to the Kennedy Center honors gala compromised the commissioners’ impartiality, ethics experts told ProPublica. FCC Chair Brendan Carr has been gifted at least $63,000 worth of ticket...
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 12/08/2026
Exclusive: The Trump administration plans to spend at least $900 million on White House grounds construction, a significantly larger price tag than previously reported. Taxpayers would cover most of the cost, according to records reviewed by The Post.
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Trump administration set to spend at least $900 million on White House construction
The price tag is much larger than what has been previously reported, according to a Post review of confidential contracts, and taxpayers would cover most of it.
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/08/2026
The Odyssey made a billion dollars telling the story of a soldier who went to war and desperately wanted to come home. Meanwhile, actual US sailors have been at sea for 200+ days, and some are throwing themselves overboard. BRING. THEM. HOME.
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Thou Shalt Bring the USS Lincoln Home
Multiple sailors have tried to jump overboard.
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Brad Takei @bradtakei.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There's no world where this is even remotely necessary.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: The Trump administration has asked the U.S. Supreme Court to hurry up and let it implement sweeping restrictions on mail voting that President Donald Trump is attempting to impose by executive order. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Trump admin begs Supreme Court to quickly unblock anti-mail voting executive order
Voting experts have warned that the order, even if quickly implemented, would confuse mail voters and wreak havoc on ballot counts.
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