iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

First date: Guy: ...in my parody instead of Lou Bega's girlfriends, it was going to be videogames I liked. "A little bit of Goldeneye in my life," and so on. Girl: Wow, you thought of this when you were just 13? Guy: Yes. (mood darkens) I never recorded it. I didn't know how to play any instruments.

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Wild perspective on Snoopy's fishing line there.

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"Chicken tinga is famous for it's delicious flavor" (nods at recipe in agreement)

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Holy hell, I hope you get whatever the closest possible thing is to everything going back to normal.

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Like, this is the gaming version of having conversations with yourself. Sure, there's some appeal in only talking about your favorite subjects and never disagreeing, but it doesn't actually fulfill the need that the activity is for.

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I'm not really concerned because I don't think it will be very satisfying. I think that all but the most Linkedinpilled losers would get tired of even the best possible version of this within a month or two.

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Commercial on Tubi: Liberty bibberty... wibberty! Me (alone): You, sir, have won the internet!

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Fair point, but I probably would have declined anyway, so it's completely moot.

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The next day she declined to go on any more dates with me. She said I seemed intimidated by her and she was looking for someone willing to take more initiative. It still took me about 10 years to put it together.

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After a first date a woman invited me to her apartment after dinner, said her roommate was out. Had no furniture so we lay on the floor. She was wearing a short dress and was positioned so her underwear were visible to me. I thought "how embarrassing for her," chatted for an hour, and went home.

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Bailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress @bbwolfevox.com · 09/10/2026

"Idiocracy was a documentary" is one of my pettiest pet peeves. No. Documentary is a format. Idiocracy is a drama based on a true story.

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If you fuck with our Somali neighbors, you fuck with all of us

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think part of the reason there aren’t a lot of good movies about contemporary American political life is you sound like an idiot if you talk about any of the things happening in American politics outloud. If I heard the word Groyper in a movie I would try to cut my own head off.

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If you told someone in the nineties "there will be virtual art that you can own, sort of," the appeal wouldn't register. "You will be able to ask AI to generate any picture or video or song or book you want" would sound too good to be true, even if you knew it wouldn't be perfect.

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Even looking at the most basic metric (is it useful for porn?) this holds more appeal than those technologies.

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People would talk about it like a lost science. A sign that civilization was decaying. People too young to remember it would believe all of today's industry hype. People are going to be annoying about this technology for the rest of our lives, no matter what happens.

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It sucks, but if we could somehow completely get rid of LLMs, in 20-30 years people would be nostalgic about them. Young people would marvel at the machine that did your homework for you. Conspiracy-minded people would spread a theory that it got shut down because it was alive.

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It just thinks I have diverse music tastes because I buy music for my eclectic preschooler on there.

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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mine is just trying to flatter me.

Interests & Hobbies

Reads extensively across multiple genres
Departments

Classic Literature
Product Preferences

Favors classic and established literature over bestsellers
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Consistently maintains high reading volume
Product Preferences

Prefers digital/e-book format for reading
Interests & Hobbies

Enjoys diverse music across multiple genres and decades

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looked up mine and this is killing me lmao

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All of this data that's being collected from everyone all the time doesn't seem like it's that valuable. I assume Google, Amazon, and Meta know everywhere I go and everything I say, yet they still only give me useless ads that are irrelevant to me, and algorithmic feeds full of trash I don't like.

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Great thing about Star Trek is that it was obviously written by literary obsessives who couldn't stop referencing Shakespeare and poetry and mythology, and then the episodes they wrote were about Kirk fistfighting Space Russians on the Sexy Lady Planet.

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"My penis makes women vomit... because it's so good, of course. I put my dick in their mouths and they threw up for good, nice reasons. It was too big and additionally it tasted too good. It was a pleasant experience for them. It was a desirable sort of vomiting."

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All right, we're four-for-four. Thanks everyone.

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Now I'm getting it. If I'm kept up by illness tonight that's one hell of a four-night run.

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...Then last night my four year old came down with a cold and woke up coughing and crying every hour or so all night.

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He slept fine on Friday night in the cabin, but my wife dropped her laptop on her toe before we left, and it became clear overnight that it was broken and she was in so much pain and so unable to sleep that she went to the ER at 4am.

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