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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate)

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Kenneth F. Duggan 🇨🇦 @kfduggan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perhaps the most dangerous hunting accidents in the Middle Ages weren't accidents at all: they were actually instances of killer rabbits hunting humans. All people from emperor to lowly peasants feared these rabbits, especially the killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (from Monty Python😊).🧵7/7
A rabbit is reloading a crossbow in the left side of the image while another rabbit on the right side of the image is carrying away a human that has been hunted. The human is hanging upside-down from a staff that is being held over the rabbit's shoulder. In the centre is a human hiding in a small tree, seemingly hoping that he won't be killed. Beneath his is another, smaller rabbit that is looking up at him in the tree.
Ref: Roman d’Alexandre, Bodleian Library, MS. Bodl. 264 (14th century).
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/10/2026
Can't work, have a cat on me, could be here all day
Spice the cat, laying on my legs whilst I am in bed, looking out the window
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've always assumed the stealth models were based on this National Geographic illustration from 1981.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And yet, where are the slow zooms every time Tuberville opens his mouth?
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love Bug #carsky #oldcarBS Nikon D4 28-300mm f/3.5-5.6 VR
A vintage VW Beetle in a Herbie the Love Bug paint job driving on a sunny city street.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuberville cough cough.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clean clothes are adulting. Rolling your shirts and socks dress-right-dress are not.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IDK, man. People offer me beverages at interviews. In earlier days, not that long ago, interviewers smoked like chimneys and drank coffee like it was going out of style. Interviews take place in offices where people do things, and they act like they are in the office doing things.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they really think we are all idiots
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also, Gilligan's Planet is basically the same plot as Star Trek: Voyager.
Gilligan's Planet characters
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Odd choice of ingredient.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Odd choice of ingredient.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I guess I won't do that again until I forget that I did it this time.
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 21/09/2026
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WKRP Thanksgiving: As God is My Witness
ALT: WKRP Thanksgiving: As God is My Witness
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Tisiphone @tisiphone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
💀
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's both Batman day and Talk like A Piratr day. ARRRG!
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Conjunction? Convergence?
Its both talk like a pirate day and batman day.

Go figure.
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let’s put it this way: A Cabot is exactly the 1911 Elon would buy to impress his fanbois. bsky.app/profile/tams...
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Word of the day: Mohs.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Indeed, We The People Should Be Getting The Same Healthcare And Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Went into Starbucks and there was zero indication that the Peanuts merch was ever released today. Based on what people are posting online they lined up at FUCKING MIDNIGHT to buy it all. And now it's on eBay. I fucking hate people.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good question
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cool books like this were the staple of the GenX school library. Along with books about the future that didn't quite happen...home robots and superhighways with self driving cars. And a hardbound collection of books about Toho monster movies, for some reason.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not just the midwest.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
All this shows is that Musk lied to Trump, and will lie to anyone who listens... Trumps landslide being .5% of the vote.
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tower of the Elephant
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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G @gpatrick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I should hang this up at work.
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Hoosier Homer is reading The Best & The Brightest by Halberstam @hoosierhomer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HIGH CRIMES AND FELONIES IS IT?
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Remember when people were loosing their minds because the large halon collider stood crazy small chance of black-holing the earth? Or this? (the chain reaction in the atmosphere thing). But here is the thing... We could remove the AI threat by pulling some circuit breakers.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I ran across this screenshot from "Charlie Brown's First Kiss" today, which I haven't seen since the universe was less than half it's present size, and I'm struck not so much by CB's goofiness (dude can't get out of his own way), but by how much 8yo TLRHG Heather is channeling her inner princess.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I had to look up this meme, and I still don't understand it. Dude is 8. Also: Homecoming King. Where he has such a good time dancing which the whole homecoming court he develops amnesia? CB's biggest problem is clearly CB. (Also, the meme mischaracterizes Heather, TLRHG).
Charlie Brown and Heather, The Little Red Haired Girl, in "It's Your First Kiss, Charlie Brown".

Where they are clearly 8.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have similar questions about International Rescue ala The Thunderbirds So the Tracy family funds it because, philanthropy? What did they do to make enough money to essentially have several private space programs run in parallel??? Also, their own espionage outfit?
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#Poetry #Painting #EverdayMagic Nature is not stingy with her miracles We simply forget to look - Sara Sarna 🎨 Paul Evans
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Said to the granddaughter: "We don't do ballet in the shopping cart."
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wish. I have the flannel staged and ready to go.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
life comes at you fast
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🎃 Found Star Trek Episodes 🎃 @foundepisodes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
no reason...
From the "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" episode "What You Leave Behind" we see Legate Broca being taken away by two Jem'Hadar soldiers. The closed caption reads, "But I've done everything you've asked! I tell you I'm loyal. I believe in the Dominion!"
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me, thinking I hear my boss's boss's voice in the building on a Friday while I'm posting.
Anchiornis huxleyi looking over their shoulder because their boss dino might be spying on them. 

Stolen from the Princeton Field Book of Dinosaurs, third edition (p 156).
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Grandaughter reading a book...
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TRASHFUTURE @trashfuture.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It turns out that Mark Zuckerberg has an escape hatch at Facebook headquarters that he can jump down in the event of anyone who doesn't get paid by Facebook making it into his office. These are the slings and arrows endured for simply trying to make the world worse: www.patreon.com/trashfuture/...
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GinniesDaughter @ginniesdaughter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Attention cat owners!!!!!!!!!!!
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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