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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate)

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Mad Tinkerer, Computer Scientist and something or other...

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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going to Uketoberfest this weekend...
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ala: John Brown. Which takes us back to Harper's Ferry, funny enough.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My understanding is that VW was a hail mary by the plantation class to stay in the US while keeping slavery via kicking the can with gradual emancipation (which ended up in the Emancipation Proclamation). ...Yes, more complicated than that... But gradual emancipation was/is BS to even contemplate.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Interesting choice of companies. Didn't Tesla dump a bunch of workers in favor of H1B holders? BITD it was considered the killer hack to get cheap labor. More lately I've seen it used to keep the literally most qualified person in the industry here (who later moved to a better job, but hey.)
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But, fair.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I get the Walker Colt... and it's tendency to explode... And being designed for/used by the Texas Rangers, a force with how many massacres under it's belt? Thus...silly? (Tendency to misuse "silly" a lot with a new granddaughter around). ...also consider the whole existence of VW somewhat silly.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are they still a thing? All I remember recently is misconduct, being too corrupt for ... Ollie North.
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Easily my favorite detail:
There was the incident that became known as "the Lauren error": One day, her daughter Lauren, then four years old, was playing with
the command module simulator at the Instrumentation Lab when she somehow activated a pre-launch program, called P01, while the simulator was in midflight — which crashed the simulator altogether. Hamilton created a program add-on in the technical documentation warning users not to launch
P01 during flight. She also proposed a software fix to prevent the error happening during a real mission, but she was overruled on the grounds that the highly trained astronauts were never going to make that same mistake. Yet during the Apollo 8 mission in 1968, that's exactly what happened: Jim Lovell inadvertently launched P01 during the flight, causing the on-flight navigational data to vanish. Hamilton and her team were called in to solve the error, and after that her proposed changes were
integrated into the program.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Average male solider chest measurement WWII: 36.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kentucky, Pennsylvania make some sense. Utah even, birthplace of John Moses Browning. Everything else is a bit...silly.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's fair for a VIP to show up for a plodding division run. I guess. Also, he is being considerate, running in back: No one has to smell what he is sweating out.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah... the real purpose of this war is revealed. A plot by the anti A-10 types to deplete reserves of warthog.
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Michael Iantorno☔️✊ @michaeliantorno.com · 07/10/2026
"Currently, if an employee makes anything creative in their free time, with their own resources, Hasbro can claim ownership. What we do in our free time should not be dictated by the company, and what we make in our free time should belong to us.“
rascal.news
The workers at Wizards of the Coast are teaming up
Workers at Dungeons & Dragons and Magic the Gathering demand ownership of personal work made off the clock.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
7 bites? That's three and a half poptarts.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember Enchanted Village... I seem to recall the water park being closed for hot tub itch after it opened, somewhere in 84-85, we moved before I could go.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remembering a dude getting chaptered, he ran the last lap of the 2-mile run backwards (and still beat me).
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 06/10/2026
Dungeons & Dragons, Duel Masters, and Magic: The Gathering teams unionize at Hasbro aftermath.site/magic-the-gath...
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Buried the lead... LT had forgotten green ones existed.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also, we used up the blue ones taking off camo paint.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A thing I don't dig about 6.8×51mm ... is it invites making the wrong decision. Training variant of ammo? Once had an LT ask during a patrol inspection why we weren't carrying decon packets. There were only blue packets. It's unclear there were any green ones, anywhere.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Making me nostalgic, guldurnit. I don't need to get back into 10.
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G @gpatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I shared this study recently but without the graphic. www.rand.org/pubs/working...
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G @gpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, it wasn't the "best" knife, but it was a Buck 110.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same class of person who cuts themselves on the pocketknife you handed them to trim the tip of their highlighter. And then berates you for having a "sharp knife".
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NO such luck here. And I forgot to wear flannel.
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Kenneth F. Duggan 🇨🇦 @kfduggan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perhaps the most dangerous hunting accidents in the Middle Ages weren't accidents at all: they were actually instances of killer rabbits hunting humans. All people from emperor to lowly peasants feared these rabbits, especially the killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (from Monty Python😊).🧵7/7
A rabbit is reloading a crossbow in the left side of the image while another rabbit on the right side of the image is carrying away a human that has been hunted. The human is hanging upside-down from a staff that is being held over the rabbit's shoulder. In the centre is a human hiding in a small tree, seemingly hoping that he won't be killed. Beneath his is another, smaller rabbit that is looking up at him in the tree.
Ref: Roman d’Alexandre, Bodleian Library, MS. Bodl. 264 (14th century).
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fair. Beetles were designed using ScienceTM. Jags? A lot of tea and biscuits.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me either. Sigh. bringatrailer.com/listing/1974...
bringatrailer.com
1974 Volkswagen Beetle
Bid for the chance to own a 1974 Volkswagen Beetle at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #267,284.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Excellent.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Camel hair sport jacket?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/10/2026
Can't work, have a cat on me, could be here all day
Spice the cat, laying on my legs whilst I am in bed, looking out the window
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Square headlights? Sweet. I tried to fix up a 60s tux park... It defeated me.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If a puppet wears leg braces, and lifts so tall it barely stays in it's shoes.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, who doesn't? (Is 15 years old, old?) I've gone the work on old jeep path before... but, IDK, I could go there again.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean... anyone got one handy, for sale?
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Need. For real.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've always assumed the stealth models were based on this National Geographic illustration from 1981.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hardcore.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've never heard of this. SIL rented his for his PhD graduation earlier in the year... "You would think" need to own a PhD gown > need to own a HS gown. (My college graduation didn't include cap & gown, was in December. Just a lot of bad jokes from the MC.)
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And yet, where are the slow zooms every time Tuberville opens his mouth?
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's completely separate from reality.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Herbie Rides Again. (Also the best Herbie movie...)
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love Bug #carsky #oldcarBS Nikon D4 28-300mm f/3.5-5.6 VR
A vintage VW Beetle in a Herbie the Love Bug paint job driving on a sunny city street.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuberville cough cough.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do people recognize this guy? I had to look him up first time (and wish I hadn't). It's like recognizing a character from the 768th episode of Pokemon.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clean clothes are adulting. Rolling your shirts and socks dress-right-dress are not.
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Sir Unqualified Expert, Knight of the Lambda Calculus (Apostate) @unqualifiede.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How to fold a fitted sheet: Stuff it in the pillowcase. I opt for no-iron cotton button-up shirts, when I can find them. (Some poly-cotton shirts are fine, some feel weird.)
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