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@unkram.bsky.social
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(Honorary) Ph.D, shark attack survivor, pizza, dude. I like sports and horror movies and other movies and comic books! Header art by my 5 year old daughter, Beavis. My wife grew up with a British nanny. Today is my birthday!

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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
luv you bb
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Jer @jch24.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Goodnight my sweet prince. @unkram.bsky.social
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Literally less than an hour ago I described my kids playing nicely together “like watching a young deer give birth for the first time…beautiful but unnatural”. And now I see deer relieving themselves?! This summer might still be able to redeem itself.
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Happy birthday @unkram.bsky.social
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@psr1973.bsky.social @dougdirt24.bsky.social hey. I miss you guys.
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@jch24.bsky.social Jer, check out our boy in the 69 jersey…is that the mullet headband similar to the one you had probably 15 years ago?!
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Jesus, that is beautiful. My man wears it well.
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Jer @jch24.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hey @unkram.bsky.social
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Love those early morning ones, where the steam is rising
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Jer @jch24.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hey @unkram.bsky.social
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If I had a Superb Owl, I’d name her Lx.
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Jer @jch24.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Oh hey @unkram.bsky.social
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
tyfys 🫡
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𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖕® @ohnocoop.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Guy: What is an IV for? Roman: Yes Follow @unkram.bsky.social
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Jer @jch24.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Hey @unkram.bsky.social
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𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖕® @ohnocoop.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute? The sound they make when you nail them. Please follow @unkram.bsky.social
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
George A. Romero’s daughter, Tin A. Romero, has a movie coming out any day now. Queens of the Dead. I am very ready for queer club kid zombies!
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
let. him. cock.
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jim barbacoa® @ericisgood.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
i tell my toilet after every shit i take into that that bm was "off the record"
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Man. Imagine having a delicious nougat brain. Whenever it tried to have a though, you could just eat that bit.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
feeling absolutely fucked by how many different birds exist.
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
@sgj.bsky.social I read the title and exactly one sentence of “The Night She Came Home” and I was hooked. Absolutely loved the story. I hate to say “poor Mikey” knowing how the evening progressed, but man that was some devious shit Judith pulled!
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
What can I do to help? Want to to write some Tortugas clubhouse erotic fiction for the site? I’ll do it, buddy.
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Top-250? Absolutely. #1? Ehhhhhhhh (thank you)
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
What was #1? I seriously could not be bothered to scroll through 250 songs.
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I got to #216 and gave up. How many Future songs?
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I had a great time at Game 3! Still up 2-1, hadn’t lost 3 in a row at home all season…I was young and a fucking idiot. I’ve changed tho. I’m no longer young.
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Putting all my lungs into this one: FRIDAY AGAIN JER BABBY!
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Jer @jch24.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Hey @unkram.bsky.social
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Starling (based on the novel by Stephen King) @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I’m excited to get to the Nun movies with L! I don’t remember either of them really freaking me out, but think it’ll really get under his skin. His rating for the original aligned with mine the first time I saw it.
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Let me know how it is! Just started watching the franchise with the 10 yo last week.
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Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 @dannybiscuits.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
LMAO
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Hot damn!
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
That reminds me, happy birthday @unkram.bsky.social
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Question: how close are you to Point Pleasant?
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
How am I over a week late on seeing this?! Also, hey boo 😘
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Jer @jch24.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
@unkram.bsky.social
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Dammit. It was my real birthday and I missed it!
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I moved a lot in my early 20s. At one point I just left all my VHS tapes behind. I had hundreds, and regret not still having them to this day.
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I watched a slasher movie last night. The high school students couldn’t figure out how to call 911 from a rotary phone. My childhood belongs on a museum. But it will be a pretty kick ass museum!
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Alts are fun.
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
You can get away with being a dumbass if you’re ridiculously cute. Bro takes after his uncle Ram.
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Wow. This is. Wow.
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Man I thought I was well versed in Pleasance…I was not aware Pumaman existed until just now. I need to see Pumaman!
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Good egg, that Loomis. Been saying it for decades.
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Motion to declare a writ of boys will be boys, imo
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Is that Donald Pleasance?!
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nog enjoyer @unkram.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
@kyredsgal.bsky.social why do I feel like I just found John on Reddit?
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