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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Prosecute everyone of these blonde Barbie bimbos who sell their souls for this job. They don’t get to claim anything except complicity with this criminal organization and it’s lying about… (audible cartoonish gulp)… Venezuela.

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The practice of divination through stream of consciousness collaging… wait 3 months and try to figure out wtf you were thinking

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This video ends with me losing my shit #msrebeccablack

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My boo, a butt, and someone who understood the assignment #rebeccablack #tampa #ritzybor

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

See you tonight, Ms. Rebecca Black

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I realized today that my FrankNFurter voice is the same as my impression of a Brazilian accent

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m gonna get blocked from the Gram for flaming Megyn Kelly’s account and I don’t care

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We’re not in the “it rained last night so it’s cool today” time quite yet. We’re still in the “it rained last night so your bike it’s going to throw street oil up your ass and also it’s a sauna” time. Gotta love FL

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

George, promise me one more thing. Promise me you’ll never die.

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m gonna need a way to block all AI art from my phone. If it’s your birthday, you don’t need a video of you flying through space. Just bring that energy to your selfies and stop making me watch slop

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Did the day start with me yelling at a dad dropping off his kids at school? Yes.

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just to be clear— a nasty loogie isn’t worth wasting to power the creation of AI slop. It doesn’t need to be a gallon of potable water. It doesn’t need to be more or less than a toilet flush. Stop siccing your bots on me, Threads, to defend a picture of Lizzie Bordon with big boobs.

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just going on Republican lawmakers’ social media and commenting “age limits” on every post until I feel something

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DJ, spin Amalfi Coast (CRJ) into Speakerphone (Kylie). Trust me.

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Before/After: (Beard got wild after a week in the ER with by Boothang)

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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Warrior Princess ⬇️

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In other news: the emperor IS wearing clothes.

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Am I the only one who liked the Lizzie Borden Monster? I closed my eyes at all the blood and gore and violence, but I thought it was compelling and Sarah Paulson is a force of nature

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Also, Orville Peck Day, but I could only find this photo from his Playgirl spread…

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s here, and my heart is full

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Tall Terrainxxx @tallterrainxxx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Gym locker room is quiet this morning 🤫😈

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Oh no! Now I have to continue to boycott his music— I used to do it because it was bad and he smells like corn chips

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⛓ jas✘n @partwerewolf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

dorian gay more like

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What in the Disney animatronics?

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The gay are having a bad season

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Sick of living in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm…

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Controversial take— I love Bey as much as every gay, but we didn’t need a re-release. Give us the new stuff (and all the remakes with her struggling to speak Spanish don’t count). We’re in the midst of so much good NEW pop music. Happy Birthday, tho. 🐝

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

As I suspected, the whole album slaps. No skips. This is the track, tho.

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Chappel needed someone to save her image? Her being mean to children made me like her MORE

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Explain to me why I look at my bank balance, gulp after paying my mortgage, and then immediately drop $150 bucks buying clothes I don’t need? Explain me to me!!

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How do we get everyone to care about music videos again??

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Rebecca Black - 4 September Carly Rae Jepsen - 18 September Miley - 18 September Orville Peck - 18 September Troye Sivan - 9 October Dawn Richard - 9 October Sorry, Pride, this Fall is for the gays

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It’s almost as if hiring a coke-bloated, shit-pickled, brain-wormed, HRT-boofing nepobaby to do the job of a scientist was a bad idea… Do me a favor and just show me the poison fruit next time- obviously there are enough things to activated my gag reflex, I don’t need to see his road-kill-ass-face

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I’m taking next week off… think I’ll start shit posting now

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Mitch McConnell is dead. The burden to prove otherwise rests with the GOP, not us. Let’s proceed accordingly.

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I didn’t have the capacity to mourn Dolly and Tim Curry at the same time. But tonight I went to karaoke and did “I’m Going Home” as a tribute to his greatness and my youth (playing Frank in college) and I feel a little better

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

In more brainless news— this is a good season of Big Brother

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