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Unkle

@unklefunke.bsky.social
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Oso to Osi 🐻❤️🐻 Defying space for the gravity of holding lyrics. Follow/Here for your gym selfies and cat photos.

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The practice of divination through stream of consciousness collaging… wait 3 months and try to figure out wtf you were thinking
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This video ends with me losing my shit #msrebeccablack
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My boo, a butt, and someone who understood the assignment #rebeccablack #tampa #ritzybor
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bangin’ #rebeccablack
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I realized today that my FrankNFurter voice is the same as my impression of a Brazilian accent
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐣🪱🐓
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Before/After: (Beard got wild after a week in the ER with by Boothang)
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also, Orville Peck Day, but I could only find this photo from his Playgirl spread…
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Schweddy #bear
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
PTO this week
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As I suspected, the whole album slaps. No skips. This is the track, tho.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
August 31 / September 1
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I didn’t have the capacity to mourn Dolly and Tim Curry at the same time. But tonight I went to karaoke and did “I’m Going Home” as a tribute to his greatness and my youth (playing Frank in college) and I feel a little better
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Meow
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Someone explain this behavior
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I finally found a friend to take candids of me
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I made a cottage pie last night. Kinda sounds like a euphemism, but it’s not
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Birthday weekend with old friend, new friends and everyone in between. Thanks for making me feel gold and silver!
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Cansei de Ser Sexy… just cansei
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It’s this stud’s birthday @jackmaguschak.bsky.social His sexiness is matched only by his knowledge of trains. Send him noods.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
😭
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Calm down, Lowe’s
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We bought a new sectional and it’s big enough for me and the boy, so this is where you’ll find us. Bury me in Arhaus.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My fiddle leaf fig at work— I inherited her 4 years ago and since then she’s been growing and growing (only towards the direction of the window in my office). I recently turned her around and lo and behold, she’s starting another little sprout (two baby leaves!) toward the light. Proud plant papa
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Do you think this bug is sad?
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Instead of posting a thirst trap, here’s a derpy cat #cat
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
quote this post with your hair chest pics, pls and thanku x I know my IRL friends getting sick of seeing my nipples
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Gosh I hope I don’t post another shirtless pic with a dumb face… or two
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is what the pool day looks like to me, when I’m not wearing my glasses
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
First POOL day of the season! I didn’t know I was depressed! 4 hours and White Claws later, and I was cured! ☀️
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ever seen this movie? It’s labeled a Romantic Comedy, but it’s really an exploration of Stockholm Syndrome
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It’s her day!
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I saw this on @donlemonofficial.bsky.social ‘s Insta, and it is too good.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Poetry
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
One with arm, one with bear face. Thanks, as always, lukey, for your contribution to gay culture 💜
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
#tbt Boudoir mustache
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Got to the gym and realized my outfit was that of someone in a cult, but we did it anyway.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I did 50 crunches and got a cramp. #bear #gay #belly
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Did anyone see Megalopolis? Is this why Shia is afraid of the gays? Because they did THIS to him?
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Sunset beer with friends and a new friend— Growler, the gator
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Love when RuPaul gives me a new song to be obsessed with
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
🌭 🌱
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
What’s your Lock Screen?
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Watching Peaches with my loves
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
And they love it
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Somebody let me stay out late last night so I got to try to help this woman pay for all those feathers.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The little bloop 👅 gets me every time. Doesn’t he know I have to go to the gym?
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Made a giant pot of arroz con gandules for Benito Bowl
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Repeat: I need attention! This is a #tbt, so it’s on theme.
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