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Unkle

@unklefunke.bsky.social
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Oso to Osi 🐻❤️🐻 Defying space for the gravity of holding lyrics. Follow/Here for your gym selfies and cat photos.

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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Prosecute everyone of these blonde Barbie bimbos who sell their souls for this job. They don’t get to claim anything except complicity with this criminal organization and it’s lying about… (audible cartoonish gulp)… Venezuela.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The practice of divination through stream of consciousness collaging… wait 3 months and try to figure out wtf you were thinking
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes, sir.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This video ends with me losing my shit #msrebeccablack
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Buy the ticket! She’s worth every penny!
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You really should! Find her! Go! Amazing live.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You’re in for a f*cking treat! She was amazing!
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My boo, a butt, and someone who understood the assignment #rebeccablack #tampa #ritzybor
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bangin’ #rebeccablack
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
See you tonight, Ms. Rebecca Black
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I realized today that my FrankNFurter voice is the same as my impression of a Brazilian accent
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watchlist: Lizzie Borden, East of Eden, Carrie— for some reason, feminine rage is in the zeitgeist
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m gonna get blocked from the Gram for flaming Megyn Kelly’s account and I don’t care
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’re not in the “it rained last night so it’s cool today” time quite yet. We’re still in the “it rained last night so your bike it’s going to throw street oil up your ass and also it’s a sauna” time. Gotta love FL
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Woooof
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
George, promise me one more thing. Promise me you’ll never die.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m gonna need a way to block all AI art from my phone. If it’s your birthday, you don’t need a video of you flying through space. Just bring that energy to your selfies and stop making me watch slop
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐣🪱🐓
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did the day start with me yelling at a dad dropping off his kids at school? Yes.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just to be clear— a nasty loogie isn’t worth wasting to power the creation of AI slop. It doesn’t need to be a gallon of potable water. It doesn’t need to be more or less than a toilet flush. Stop siccing your bots on me, Threads, to defend a picture of Lizzie Bordon with big boobs.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just going on Republican lawmakers’ social media and commenting “age limits” on every post until I feel something
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DJ, spin Amalfi Coast (CRJ) into Speakerphone (Kylie). Trust me.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Before/After: (Beard got wild after a week in the ER with by Boothang)
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Warrior Princess ⬇️
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In other news: the emperor IS wearing clothes.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Am I the only one who liked the Lizzie Borden Monster? I closed my eyes at all the blood and gore and violence, but I thought it was compelling and Sarah Paulson is a force of nature
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s still our responsibility to like it… I don’t make the rules 🤷
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
💯
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also, Orville Peck Day, but I could only find this photo from his Playgirl spread…
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s here, and my heart is full
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Tall Terrainxxx @tallterrainxxx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gym locker room is quiet this morning 🤫😈
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh no! Now I have to continue to boycott his music— I used to do it because it was bad and he smells like corn chips
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⛓ jas✘n @partwerewolf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dorian gay more like
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What in the Disney animatronics?
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🐾🐾
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Schweddy #bear
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Shreddy Krueger @elmstreeterick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You coming in?
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The gay are having a bad season
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Grr 🐾
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Jorge (he/him) @motoridersd.pug.ninja · 12/09/2026
🦵🏽 Day
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sick of living in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm…
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
PTO this week
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Controversial take— I love Bey as much as every gay, but we didn’t need a re-release. Give us the new stuff (and all the remakes with her struggling to speak Spanish don’t count). We’re in the midst of so much good NEW pop music. Happy Birthday, tho. 🐝
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Duh, Miley created leather culture… #opentheschools
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Homina homina
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I just tell them all that I left my baby in the car
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As I suspected, the whole album slaps. No skips. This is the track, tho.
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Unkle @unklefunke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Chappel needed someone to save her image? Her being mean to children made me like her MORE
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