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Unicyclists United FC

@unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social
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The only team that plays football the way God intended. 🎶 Our other wheel is shagging your mum! It's really starting to hurt her bum! U-U-F-C! U-U-F-U! Også på Mastodon: snabelen.no/@Heiku

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Amurder Mark @amurdermark.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
Good riddance, loser. The next time you quit something, just do it quietly. There's no need for a pathetic, desperate, last-gasp-for-attention announcement. Obviously, nobody cares what you have to say. At least leave with a tiny shred of dignity.
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Mark Aldridge @markaldridge.info · 04/09/2026
The Kindle edition of my #AgathaChristie #Marple book Expert on Wickedness is only £4.99 right now (UK) which is pretty good amzn.eu/d/0huffG1h
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Agatha Christie’s Marple: Winner of the 2025 Crimefest H.R.F Keating Award for best crime biography
Agatha Christie’s Marple: Winner of the 2025 Crimefest H.R.F Keating Award for best crime biography eBook : Aldridge, Mark, Foley, Lucy, Christie, Agatha: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Mark Aldridge @markaldridge.info · 04/09/2026
Oh look! You can preorder The Swinging Christies @bertsbooks.bsky.social now! bertsbooks.co.uk/product/the-...
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The Swinging Christies: How Agatha Christie Conquered the 1960s (25th February 2027)
Widely perceived as a writer of cosy, old-fashioned mysteries rooted in the interwar years, Agatha Christie was in fact one of the most culturally engaged authors of the 1960s. Far from being a rel…
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Velocipede Rider @ruari.velocipederider.com.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
Picked up a brochure and suddenly have an extra strong desire to rent a 'cycle'. Not sure why. 🤔 #UnicycleLife
Brochure about cycling in Limerick but the rider is on a unicycle.
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 11/07/2026
OK, different wording but basically what I said.
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 11/07/2026
I absolutely know what category this square belongs in: THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME AND IN NO WAY DORKISH.
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 04/07/2026
#July4th
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 27/06/2026
Useless? Being awesome is never useless.
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Action Committee for Transit 👣🚲🚇🚍🚊🧑🏻‍🦽 @actfortransit.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Maryland Transportation Article 21-1103(b)(2) now says: "Unless prohibited by local ordinance, a person may ride a bicycle, play vehicle, or unicycle on a sidewalk or sidewalk area." 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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SWIMMY @sw1mmy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I had been feeling a little blue over not seeing any quirky guys riding unicycles around here recently, but breathed a sigh of relief when I saw two guys having a Unicycle meetup outside Trader Joe's (ideal unicycle meetup location)
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean’s Monster @bracketdobber.net · 26/06/2026
More like a unicycle kick
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 20/06/2026
Are they playing football the way God intended? The answer is a big, fat no, so we are not following the blasphemous World Cup.
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 01/09/2025
Slackers!
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Miljøpartiet De Grønne @mdg.no · 31/08/2025
I år får vi velge mellom å stanse alle klimatiltak under en regjering ledet av FrP, eller ekte klimahandling med MDG. Målinger viser at det aldri har vært så jevnt. Vi trenger din stemme for å sikre at Norge kommer seg ut av oljealderen og stanser naturtapet. Det er mulig – stem MDG.
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 23/08/2025
This especially holds true for unicycling.
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Erlend Loe @erlendloe.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Gjorde min borgerplikt her om dagen. Det er jo hemmelig og strengt personlig og sånt noe, men jeg tror ikke jeg sier for mye når jeg antyder at det var på den grønne siden. Så noen kan holde Jonas i tømmene fremover.
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Amurder Mark @amurdermark.eurosky.social · 16/08/2025
I'm taking a break from the murder mysteries, and I'm currently reading #Ibsen's "The Master Builder," and now I wish he had written a murder mystery. Or maybe he did? Who really killed #HeddaGabler?
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 09/08/2025
Mmm, the family is feasting tonight! Don't worry, I showed the photo to Grok, and it confirmed that they are indeed delicious, and I didn't read anything after that. I'll probably add them to a beef Wellington.
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 02/07/2025
So what I'm reading is that there's a newly developed opportunity in the basketball-halftime-show market? I need to brush up on my giraffe skills. Adopting a more human tone: Oh no, Red Panda! First her stolen unicycle, and now this. share.google/vPEmnDmzHib3...
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Halftime show legend Red Panda exits WNBA Commissioner's Cup final in wheelchair after fall during performance
Red Panda has been delighting basketball fans since the 1990s. We can only hope she's OK.
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Erlend Loe @erlendloe.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Forresten; jeg har skrevet en roman heter Kukene/Kukane og som kan forhåndsbestilles hvis man har lyst til det. www.ark.no/produkt/boke...
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 07/06/2025
Why are you so handsome?
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Erlend Loe @erlendloe.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Sykkelens dag behørig markert
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Velocipede Rider @ruari.velocipederider.com.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2025
Today is #WorldBicycleDay so I went for a #Tallbike ride around around with @objo and @erlendloe. We have cycled together a few times but always on unicycles previously. So this was a bit special, since we had way three extra wheels. Also, since it is Pride Month, we have some #Pride flags as well.
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 20/04/2025
I'm obviously joking (it's not even subtle), but are you joking? Or are you just a fucking idiot.
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 20/04/2025
I failed to run over this eastern hog-nosed snake on the trails today. My damn aim is off. Next time I'll get it. That's worth at least 10 points. But I did flatten a northern snot-nosed child hiking with her family — 100 points! — so the ride wasn't a complete loss.
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 20/04/2025
According to the Internet, the 65 on this St. Pierre Smirnoff might be the date, or a reference to Mark McGwire's home-run total in 1999, which, admittedly, would be a weird thing to put on a bottle of vodka. But, since we're obviously on the bizzaro timeline, that's the answer I'm going with.
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 20/04/2025
Ooh la la. What fine wine was in this?
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 20/04/2025
Today I checked out some of the old-school party place bottles.
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 19/04/2025
The woods where I ride have a couple of old-school party places. So when I need a break, I just grab a brewski, pull the tab, and commence with the thirst-quenching. M'mm, satisfying. #ThisBudsNotForYou! #DrinkTheFuckingBallantine!
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 13/04/2025
Here's the YouTube link: youtu.be/Cx7WxAnUwo0?...
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Living your bucket list
YouTube video by CBS Sunday Morning
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 13/04/2025
This CBS Sunday Morning story has a little bit of unicycling: www.cbs.com/shows/video/...
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Watch Sunday Morning: Living your bucket list - Full show on CBS
A recent study showed nine out of 10 participants have made a bucket list, many of which include daring feats, like skydiving. Correspondent Susan Spencer looks into the do's and don'ts of making a bu...
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Vassar @vassar.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
It's great to see Haley Schoenegge '27, two-time NCAA champion, get some love! bit.ly/4iMLo3l
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Track & field: Haley Schoenegge becomes first Vassar athlete to win two NCAA titles
Continuing to blaze a trail, sophomore Haley Schoenegge won the NCAA 1-mile race, becoming the first Vassar College athlete to win two national titles.
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Unicyclists United FC @unicyclistsunited.eurosky.social · 27/03/2025
Jeg hater deg.
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