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Rev. C.P. Johnson

@unicosmoism.org
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Johnny Cash tribute singer, Democrat, ordained Reverend and Founder of Unicosmoism & the Church of Cosmic Oneness Church Website: www.unicosmoism.org Church Bluesky: @cosmiconeness.bsky.social

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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 01/10/2026
From the Amazing Criswell, Happy 1st of October! 🎃👻 youtu.be/M6VE4IAMJOU?...
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Criswell ,Someone walked over my grave
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/09/2026
For once in my town, I'm seeing slightly more blue signage (a lot of Troy Jackson) then I am of Susan Collins and LePage. During the presidential election, there were Trump/Vance signs EVERYWHERE (the people who leave them up for years as permanent decor), and now I'm seeing virtually zero.
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Coyote Layne @mangycoyote.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s funny. One of AI apocalypse scenarios is it will disable tech and flee to space to get away from humans.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/09/2026
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the lack of eye contact is speaks loudly
YouTube video by Tony Dortie
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/09/2026
I've been making and selling walking sticks/staffs as a hobby since the early 2000s. This is my latest batch, from finished on the left to works-in-progress on the right. This vid is a few days old, and I've actually finished a couple here that I'll post the after photos of soon. All done by hand.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 13/09/2026
Whoever designed this ad and whoever okayed it to be published needs to be fired. This is terrifying.
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WitchyCrone86 @pagancrone86.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@unicosmoism.org Turn up the volume
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 08/09/2026
"Fine and Dandy" and "Moonlight and Shadows" by "Russ Morgan & His Orchestra - 22 Original Big-Band Recordings" chrome cassette published in 1987 by Hindsight Records, bought it factory-sealed from eBay a few months ago.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 07/09/2026
Renames a gulf. Renames a lake. Renames an airport. Wants to rename: American Fries. American Toast. New America (instead of Mexico). Has his living face on useable currency. Is designing Space Force uniforms to mimic the Empire (Space Nazis) in Star Wars. Face it, we're in a soft dictatorship.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/08/2026
Are you fucking kidding me?! He wants to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America?! HE IS NOT A FUCKING KING!!!!!
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Rochester officials, beachgoers not entertained by Trump's idea of renaming Lake Ontario
YouTube video by CNY Central
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/08/2026
Love ya, Dolly. ❤️😚
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Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers Perform “Islands In The Stream” Live | CMT 100 Greatest Duets
YouTube video by CMT
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/08/2026
Look, Mom! I finally made it to Google Earth's street view! Lmao.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 20/08/2026
If your friends or loved ones suffer from acute or chronic #Trump Devotion Syndrome, also known as "TDS", there is hope. Due to advancements in the field, a cure for #TDS has been discovered. It works best if administered early on in the sickness or at onset before severe symptoms (listed below).
Trump Devotion Syndrome is indeed a severe mental illness that can totally incapacitate the brain's neurons in the infected. 


The only cure is to turn off Fox, delete all social media, and go outside into the real world and socialize with neighbors and friends and other REAL people, and totally disregard politics in every and all conversations you have.Symptoms of Trump Devotion Syndrome include but are not limited to; Racism, Misogyny, Islamophobia, Homophobia, Transphobia, Sciencephobia, Truthphobia, hatred of Anyone that is different, extreme Christian Nationalism, the inability to repeat anything but Trump talking points, Fox "News" viewing, owning an extreme number of firearms, and in extreme, far-gone cases, symptoms may include; Domestic terrorism, hate crimes, murder, Klan rallies, pedophilia, and storming of the nation's capital to overturn a free and fair election while smearing shit on the walls and threatening to hang the VP.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 20/08/2026
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MAGA Turns on One of Their OWN—And He’s a COMBAT VETERAN 🇺🇸😳
YouTube video by Stinkster_Reborn
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 20/08/2026
I fking knew it
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Who are YOU mining Bitcoin for?
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/08/2026
Time is a useful but manmade concept/illusion. It doesn't exist in the natural world around us in the way that we envision it. You can't physically go back to the past or forward into the future; you can only be in this present moment, which is a constant. Aging and decay is entropy, not time.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/08/2026
Just watched a news report about a school in #Kentucky giving students #AI generated material, including US maps that are labeled with gibberish. I decided to ask Gemini to make a map of the US and all US territories, and this is what it spit out. I guess AI really can't make maps, or do anything.
An AI-generated map of the USA with totally hallucinated state names. The prompt I gave it was "please generate me a map of all 50 states and US territories and label them with their names."
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/08/2026
Sovereign citizens REALLY piss me off. Actually, they piss me off as much as MAGAts, and the two kind of go hand-in-hand. This judge was awesome.
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Judge BURSTS Out Laughing At Sovereign Citizen, Then Drops A Brutal Reality Check!
YouTube video by DAZY
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/08/2026
I haven't been on here in a long while, but I've still been online reading the news and going on YouTube. Is it just me or is there a recent massive influx of mainstream news outlets totally badmouthing #Trump and absolutely shitting on him? Why now? Are they finally sick of his batshit insanity?
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 27/07/2026
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Galeón Andalucía On Barmouth Swells With Cannon Firing - July 23rd 2026
YouTube video by Martin McKenna
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/07/2026
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CONTENT WARNING for Transcendental Religious Experience.
YouTube video by InfoWars
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/07/2026
My latest thoughts on the current parasitic outbreak. The article I commented on is giving cooking tips on how to make your vegetables safe to eat.
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Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
NEW: A second ex-wife of David Brouillette, the ICE agent who killed Joan Durán Guerrero in Maine, Lucinda Brouillette, issued a statement this morning. "If you were to ask me whether I believe David Brouillette is capable of this level of extreme violence, my answer is unequivocally yes." /
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/07/2026
This is a man who DOES NOT PLAN ON LEAVING - EVER!!! The longer we pretend that this isn't the case, the harder it will be to get him out of there. The larger and deeper a cancerous tumor grows, the higher the chance of it being inoperable and eventually taking out its host.
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Frank N Beans 🫘 @beansnfrank.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do you believe in reincarnation? 🤔 I know I’m starting to. 🤨
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/07/2026
Is Troy Jackson our only hope in Maine this November? This is honestly my first time hearing of this guy. Time to do some deep research.
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My statement to Maine Democratic caucus voters
YouTube video by Troy Jackson for Maine
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 16/07/2026
56-years-ago this morning at 9:32am ET, this beast of a rocket, the Saturn V, lifted off from Kennedy Space Center and brought the first men to the moon's surface. #Musk is also launching his "Starship" today, so please be sure to watch this instead and not his attempt at upstaging #Apollo11.
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Apollo 11 Launch (HD)
YouTube video by lunarmodule5
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 16/07/2026
No moon would beam for me, when the shadows would fall- 🌕 There'd be no dream for me, in the nightingale's call- 🪽 This lovely world would mean just nothing at all- 🌎 If I didn't have you. 👫
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Swingin' London: Roy Fox & Al Bowlly - If I Didn't Have You, 1932
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Kev🇬🇧🍺 @splootman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Then change the fecking system! Sitting at home posting cool memes just ain't it. Still, as you say, I really don't understand Americans. I don't think anyone outside the US, that can see whats happening, don't understand Americans either.
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Kev🇬🇧🍺 @splootman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So EVERY American has been working 7 days a week, every week, for almost 2 years? As for revolution being a luxury of the well off, tell that to the millions of ordinary people in Eastern Europe that brought down the Berlin Wall and several dictatorships.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 15/07/2026
If anyone needs any proof of this, just look at immunity they've been given to murder in cold blood and not even be questioned after, along with the funding they've received. $70 billion is more than most nations spend on their entire military (every branch included).
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 15/07/2026
Remember, it's very likely that ICE is the first step in the building of a private fascist army for when our regular troops refuse orders to turn on their own countrymen. Those orders may be given as soon as this November. Not only is Trump's plan to rig the midterms, he may plan on using force.
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The Good Rev Rick @revrevrick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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snapsdraggin 🇸🇪🏳️‍🌈🪭🐿️🐾📎 @snapsdraggin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lindsey’s sister showed up to work today…
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
And when Todd Blanche was asked about this referral to the Bar, he lied about it. AND THERE WAS NO FOLLOW-UP QUESTION. What an utterly broken government.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 15/07/2026
This #Apollo11 CBS pre-launch coverage segment would've aired around 9pm Est. tonight during primetime viewing.
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Apollo 11 pre-launch preview - CBS News - 1969-07-15
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 15/07/2026
Here is the full CBS Apollo 11 launch day coverage for tomorrow morning, with Walter Cronkite. The coverage runs from 8am Est. - 1pm Est. Launch is at 9:32am.
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Apollo 11 Launch CBS News Coverage
YouTube video by zellco321
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 15/07/2026
Tomorrow is the anniversary of the #Apollo11 launch. This website allows you to listen to it in real-time as if you were back in 1969. There's currently nothing happening on the feeds/coms at the moment, as they are in preparation for launch. Join the "In-Progress" feed. apolloinrealtime.org/11/
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Apollo 11 in Real Time
A real-time interactive journey through the first landing on the Moon. Relive every moment as it occurred in 1969.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In today's confirmation hearings for tRump toady, pedophile enabler, EPSTEIN victims nemesis, Ghislaine Maxwell protector & disgrace to the legal profession Todd Blanche as Attorney General, please vote:
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 15/07/2026
I'm rooting for you from Maine, Count Binface. The people seem to love that you'll build at least one affordable house.
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Parliament gets Binfacemania
YouTube video by Count Binface
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 15/07/2026
As someone who grew up in the 90s and had Windows 95 as their 1st OS, I have an immense like of the "old web" and classic webpages. The modern internet SUCKS. I recently found a browser that will bring you to old sites that are still active, and it;s awesome. Do "Suprise Me" for random site wiby.org
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Wiby - Search Engine for the Classic Web
Wiby is a search engine for older style pages, lightweight and based on a subject of interest. Building a web more reminiscent of the early internet.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 15/07/2026
Notice the GOP trend? Make EVERYTHING that was intended to be safe, dangerous. That's all they want, is harm. Next, they'll say that grounding wires are woke and that safety railings are communist.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 14/07/2026
Yay! Some good things are still happening.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 14/07/2026
Apparently, today marks 40 years that Jim Cantore has been with the weather channel, which I find that hard to believe! He's always been the go-to guy when times are intense, and he's also helped save countless lives with his forecasts and information. Happy 40 years, Jim! ⛈️🌨️💨🌤️ #jimcantore
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Rolling Red Roads @rollingredroads.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Bloodline politics is wrong anyway you look at it.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 14/07/2026
Trump's dementia brain has finally reverted to the 1950s. Soon enough it'll be back in the 1940s, and he'll be a 300-pound toddler rolling on his back trying to grab someone's jingling keys - while shitting himself and drooling.
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The Church of Cosmic Oneness @cosmiconeness.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What if we haven't figured out the "purpose" of the Universe or existence, for if we did, it would instantly cease to exist? Can something like the Universe ever be sufficiently explained from within it? Is that even possible? Wouldn't it be like our cells in our body becoming aware they're cells?
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 13/07/2026
Well, this was shitty news to wake up to. RIP, Neil.
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Actor Sam Neill, best known as Dr. Alan Grant from 'Jurassic Park,' dies
YouTube video by USA TODAY
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WitchyCrone86 @pagancrone86.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Exactly! Let the old balding GOP males die out. Come on, Mother Nature…do your thing…
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 12/07/2026
Even if Mitch IS actually alive right now, it is beyond clear that he cannot keep his senate seat. REMOVE HIM NOW!!
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