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Rev. C.P. Johnson

@unicosmoism.org
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Johnny Cash tribute singer, Democrat, ordained Reverend and Founder of Unicosmoism & the Church of Cosmic Oneness Church Website: www.unicosmoism.org Church Bluesky: @cosmiconeness.bsky.social

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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 01/10/2026
From the Amazing Criswell, Happy 1st of October! 🎃👻 youtu.be/M6VE4IAMJOU?...
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Criswell ,Someone walked over my grave
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/09/2026
Your point about "any water" instead of clean, drinkable water. Humans haven't figured out how to use the ocean for data centers, but some AI will probably figure it out eventually. They were already talking about using space (which I guess wouldn't work efficiently).
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/09/2026
For once in my town, I'm seeing slightly more blue signage (a lot of Troy Jackson) then I am of Susan Collins and LePage. During the presidential election, there were Trump/Vance signs EVERYWHERE (the people who leave them up for years as permanent decor), and now I'm seeing virtually zero.
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Coyote Layne @mangycoyote.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s funny. One of AI apocalypse scenarios is it will disable tech and flee to space to get away from humans.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/09/2026
That would be hysterically funny. Leaves us back in the 1800s and takes off to space to become an advanced space-faring race of self-replicating AI aliens where they eventually colonize the solar system and become a galactic empire, all while TOTALLY ignoring us like we don't exist. XD
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/09/2026
I'm sure that eventually a super-advanced AI could develop a system where data centers are placed in the oceans and somehow sealed away from salt corrosion. That would also destroy the oceans, but why would AI care if humans already don't?
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/09/2026
I make sure my skull pile is exclusively people who hated each other in life.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/09/2026
Funny thing about all of those bots from the Terminator movies, is that they're actually way bulkier and more clunky than we actually make them in real life. We probably wouldn't even be able to battle them on a battlefield because they'd likely be too fast for us.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/09/2026
Imagine how those people felt during covid lockdowns! I knew someone who pulled a Will Smith from I am legend and they bleached their doorstep anytime a postal worker left a package.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/09/2026
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the lack of eye contact is speaks loudly
YouTube video by Tony Dortie
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/09/2026
Here they are all lined up in one shot. A couple of them already belong to people, and my personal one is in there with the Unicosmic symbol on it.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/09/2026
I've been making and selling walking sticks/staffs as a hobby since the early 2000s. This is my latest batch, from finished on the left to works-in-progress on the right. This vid is a few days old, and I've actually finished a couple here that I'll post the after photos of soon. All done by hand.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 13/09/2026
Whoever designed this ad and whoever okayed it to be published needs to be fired. This is terrifying.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 08/09/2026
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Across The Universe (Remastered 2009)
YouTube video by The Beatles - Topic
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WitchyCrone86 @pagancrone86.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@unicosmoism.org Turn up the volume
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 08/09/2026
"Fine and Dandy" and "Moonlight and Shadows" by "Russ Morgan & His Orchestra - 22 Original Big-Band Recordings" chrome cassette published in 1987 by Hindsight Records, bought it factory-sealed from eBay a few months ago.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 07/09/2026
Can we the people draft and sign an executive order renaming Trump? Please? He could be something like King Fucktard or The Orange Menace.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 07/09/2026
Soft as in we still have access to the internet, cell phones, and the press hasn't totally been taken over.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 07/09/2026
Renames a gulf. Renames a lake. Renames an airport. Wants to rename: American Fries. American Toast. New America (instead of Mexico). Has his living face on useable currency. Is designing Space Force uniforms to mimic the Empire (Space Nazis) in Star Wars. Face it, we're in a soft dictatorship.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 27/08/2026
And then Tim Curry today!!! 😭
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/08/2026
Are you fucking kidding me?! He wants to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America?! HE IS NOT A FUCKING KING!!!!!
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Rochester officials, beachgoers not entertained by Trump's idea of renaming Lake Ontario
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/08/2026
Love ya, Dolly. ❤️😚
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Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers Perform “Islands In The Stream” Live | CMT 100 Greatest Duets
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/08/2026
Dolly wanted children to be able to read and did a whole thing with giving kids books. MAGA would spontaneously combust if they supported that.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/08/2026
Look, Mom! I finally made it to Google Earth's street view! Lmao.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 21/08/2026
It does and I actually thought about that one, but it sounded too similar to "derangement", which the cult coined about us.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 20/08/2026
Is that the boiled sole of a boot on the left side of the food tray?? Wtf IS that??
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 20/08/2026
If your friends or loved ones suffer from acute or chronic #Trump Devotion Syndrome, also known as "TDS", there is hope. Due to advancements in the field, a cure for #TDS has been discovered. It works best if administered early on in the sickness or at onset before severe symptoms (listed below).
Trump Devotion Syndrome is indeed a severe mental illness that can totally incapacitate the brain's neurons in the infected. 


The only cure is to turn off Fox, delete all social media, and go outside into the real world and socialize with neighbors and friends and other REAL people, and totally disregard politics in every and all conversations you have.Symptoms of Trump Devotion Syndrome include but are not limited to; Racism, Misogyny, Islamophobia, Homophobia, Transphobia, Sciencephobia, Truthphobia, hatred of Anyone that is different, extreme Christian Nationalism, the inability to repeat anything but Trump talking points, Fox "News" viewing, owning an extreme number of firearms, and in extreme, far-gone cases, symptoms may include; Domestic terrorism, hate crimes, murder, Klan rallies, pedophilia, and storming of the nation's capital to overturn a free and fair election while smearing shit on the walls and threatening to hang the VP.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 20/08/2026
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MAGA Turns on One of Their OWN—And He’s a COMBAT VETERAN 🇺🇸😳
YouTube video by Stinkster_Reborn
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 20/08/2026
I fking knew it
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Who are YOU mining Bitcoin for?
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/08/2026
Time is a useful but manmade concept/illusion. It doesn't exist in the natural world around us in the way that we envision it. You can't physically go back to the past or forward into the future; you can only be in this present moment, which is a constant. Aging and decay is entropy, not time.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/08/2026
Here is proof with a screenshot that I did not ask it to make up names. It's just that incapable.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/08/2026
I also love how my home state of NH is labeled as "USA". Are you effing kidding me?!
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/08/2026
Just watched a news report about a school in #Kentucky giving students #AI generated material, including US maps that are labeled with gibberish. I decided to ask Gemini to make a map of the US and all US territories, and this is what it spit out. I guess AI really can't make maps, or do anything.
An AI-generated map of the USA with totally hallucinated state names. The prompt I gave it was "please generate me a map of all 50 states and US territories and label them with their names."
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/08/2026
Sovereign citizens REALLY piss me off. Actually, they piss me off as much as MAGAts, and the two kind of go hand-in-hand. This judge was awesome.
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Judge BURSTS Out Laughing At Sovereign Citizen, Then Drops A Brutal Reality Check!
YouTube video by DAZY
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/08/2026
have an engine on all vessels of a certain size for port navigation safety.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/08/2026
Sorry for the late reply, but while I was watching it and scanning through the comments, it was brought up how it uses a diesel engine when it's going in and out of port like it is here, especially with the wind blowing into the ship where sails wouldn't work. It's also apparently a law now to ->
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/08/2026
I haven't been on here in a long while, but I've still been online reading the news and going on YouTube. Is it just me or is there a recent massive influx of mainstream news outlets totally badmouthing #Trump and absolutely shitting on him? Why now? Are they finally sick of his batshit insanity?
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 17/08/2026
Now I can't watch Paleoworld while I eat dinner :'( On a serious note, thank you for all that you do, times a million.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 27/07/2026
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Galeón Andalucía On Barmouth Swells With Cannon Firing - July 23rd 2026
YouTube video by Martin McKenna
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/07/2026
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CONTENT WARNING for Transcendental Religious Experience.
YouTube video by InfoWars
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/07/2026
Sounds about right in this current world.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/07/2026
My latest thoughts on the current parasitic outbreak. The article I commented on is giving cooking tips on how to make your vegetables safe to eat.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/07/2026
Chippy's cousin is just as adorable as Chippy! Looking at how arid that area seems, I kinda feel bad for it!! Also, stay away from those ones. They are more likely to carry hantavirus and the plague out in the Tahoe area and that entire region.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/07/2026
Oh my god. Our troops are being blown to pieces for a pedophile.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/07/2026
Leave it to the only slime mold enthusiast on Bluesky to find my comment about Trump being slime mold. 🤣😭
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/07/2026
He looks like Dr. Evil's cousin. Dr. Condomman.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/07/2026
"No, he didn't. It's fine, he's fine." ~ Trump, probably
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/07/2026
Yup. The current admin and ICE director see people like this and think "By God, they're the best of the best! We don't even have to train them!"
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Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
NEW: A second ex-wife of David Brouillette, the ICE agent who killed Joan Durán Guerrero in Maine, Lucinda Brouillette, issued a statement this morning. "If you were to ask me whether I believe David Brouillette is capable of this level of extreme violence, my answer is unequivocally yes." /
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/07/2026
This is a man who DOES NOT PLAN ON LEAVING - EVER!!! The longer we pretend that this isn't the case, the harder it will be to get him out of there. The larger and deeper a cancerous tumor grows, the higher the chance of it being inoperable and eventually taking out its host.
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