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Rev. C.P. Johnson

@unicosmoism.org
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Johnny Cash tribute singer, Democrat, ordained Reverend and Founder of Unicosmoism & the Church of Cosmic Oneness Church Website: www.unicosmoism.org Church Bluesky: @cosmiconeness.bsky.social

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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/09/2026
Here they are all lined up in one shot. A couple of them already belong to people, and my personal one is in there with the Unicosmic symbol on it.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/09/2026
I've been making and selling walking sticks/staffs as a hobby since the early 2000s. This is my latest batch, from finished on the left to works-in-progress on the right. This vid is a few days old, and I've actually finished a couple here that I'll post the after photos of soon. All done by hand.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 13/09/2026
Whoever designed this ad and whoever okayed it to be published needs to be fired. This is terrifying.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 08/09/2026
"Fine and Dandy" and "Moonlight and Shadows" by "Russ Morgan & His Orchestra - 22 Original Big-Band Recordings" chrome cassette published in 1987 by Hindsight Records, bought it factory-sealed from eBay a few months ago.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/08/2026
Look, Mom! I finally made it to Google Earth's street view! Lmao.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 20/08/2026
If your friends or loved ones suffer from acute or chronic #Trump Devotion Syndrome, also known as "TDS", there is hope. Due to advancements in the field, a cure for #TDS has been discovered. It works best if administered early on in the sickness or at onset before severe symptoms (listed below).
Trump Devotion Syndrome is indeed a severe mental illness that can totally incapacitate the brain's neurons in the infected. 


The only cure is to turn off Fox, delete all social media, and go outside into the real world and socialize with neighbors and friends and other REAL people, and totally disregard politics in every and all conversations you have.Symptoms of Trump Devotion Syndrome include but are not limited to; Racism, Misogyny, Islamophobia, Homophobia, Transphobia, Sciencephobia, Truthphobia, hatred of Anyone that is different, extreme Christian Nationalism, the inability to repeat anything but Trump talking points, Fox "News" viewing, owning an extreme number of firearms, and in extreme, far-gone cases, symptoms may include; Domestic terrorism, hate crimes, murder, Klan rallies, pedophilia, and storming of the nation's capital to overturn a free and fair election while smearing shit on the walls and threatening to hang the VP.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/08/2026
Here is proof with a screenshot that I did not ask it to make up names. It's just that incapable.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/08/2026
Just watched a news report about a school in #Kentucky giving students #AI generated material, including US maps that are labeled with gibberish. I decided to ask Gemini to make a map of the US and all US territories, and this is what it spit out. I guess AI really can't make maps, or do anything.
An AI-generated map of the USA with totally hallucinated state names. The prompt I gave it was "please generate me a map of all 50 states and US territories and label them with their names."
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/07/2026
My latest thoughts on the current parasitic outbreak. The article I commented on is giving cooking tips on how to make your vegetables safe to eat.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 14/07/2026
Apparently, today marks 40 years that Jim Cantore has been with the weather channel, which I find that hard to believe! He's always been the go-to guy when times are intense, and he's also helped save countless lives with his forecasts and information. Happy 40 years, Jim! ⛈️🌨️💨🌤️ #jimcantore
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 11/07/2026
One of the few surviving clips I can locate of my time as a Johnny Cash tribute singer in New Hampshire. This was several years ago at a place called Big Daddy Joe's in Plymouth, and I was asked to perform to bring in people for their grand opening. Singing to around 100+ drunk folks here. 🤣 #Cash
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 07/07/2026
If you own the same laptop for 5-6 years, clean the fan. 🤣😭
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 07/07/2026
I love these kinds of comments on videos about aliens and UFO sightings. I enjoy punching holes in their ridiculous emotionally-driven beliefs, and the secret is to not reply to them after you drop the logic bomb. Write your piece and leave, so they can waste 20 mins with a reply you won't read.
@Jediwolf75
22 hours ago
Their literally just demons, nothing more nothing less.




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@RevCPJohnson
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 @Jediwolf75  Who made the demons? Oh, that's right, God did. Why did God make demons and release them into the Universe to wreak havoc? Oh, because he's a dickhead that enjoys making/watching people suffer? Who created God? Who created God's creator? 
If you tell me that God doesn't need a creator because he's God, then you should also have no issue believing that the Universe could've began without a God, since thinking God doesn't need a creator is no different than believing the Universe doesn't need a creator.



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 @Jediwolf75  Oh, and as a follow-up to my previous questions; If you answer my last post by saying that God works in mysterious ways and only he knows his own plan and why he does the things he does, I would have to shit on that reasoning and counter it with the fact that he's supposed to be All-Knowing and Supreme/superior in every single way, and perfect. Well, for a being with those impossible to achieve standards, I'd think he'd come up with a better plan than he did. You're telling me that the creator of existence couldn't have gone about things differently and not been such an asshole? There are HUMANS out there who can come up with a better game plan than God, the creator of existence, ever did.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 02/07/2026
Kerbal Space Program - Freyja 6 Munar Mission. All-original build.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 02/07/2026
It isn't even 11am yet here in Maine and I feel like I'm living in FL again. 🥵 #HeatDome #HeatWave
Local weather conditions in Maine, 88F with a feels like of 98F.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 27/06/2026
Just a morning Chippy enjoying the foggy weather and surveying her kingdom. #Chipmunk #Chippy
Chippy the chipmunk sitting on the step observing her kingdom, with full cheeks.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 27/06/2026
There was never a peace deal, no matter what Trumpler says. If that isn't obvious by now, I don't know what to say. #IranWar #PeaceDeal #Trump
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 26/06/2026
Breaking Photo: Park Police cleaning up the lifeless bodies of the radical leftists that they gunned down when caught vandalizing his private algae pool. #reflectingpool #algae #vandals (Screenshot is from Mars Attacks! and I just happened to notice the pool while watching it. LOL)
A scene from Mars Attacks! showing workers dragging the bodies of dead Martians away from the reflecting pool in DC.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 20/06/2026
Remember, the media is controlled by the same people. These two headlines on my MSN homepage were literally back-to-back yet published by "separate" outlets. Can they be any more obvious?
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 18/06/2026
Because it's never too late to be informed, here is a list of Trump's 2024 campaign donors with amounts donated. Alt text is provided - the screenshots may be hard to read.
Elon Musk: $290 million
Timothy Mellon: $150 million
Adelson Clinic for Drug Abuse Treatment & Research: $106 million
Linda McMahon of WWE: $16 million
Hendricks Holding Co: $15 million
Bigelow Aerospace: $14.1 million
Laura & Issac Perlmutter Foundation: 12.4 million
ABC Supply: $11 million
Cantor Fitzgerald: $11 million
Uline: $10 million
Pratt Industries: $10 million
British American Tobacco: $10 million
Southern Waste Systems: $9 million
Elliott Management: $7 million
Andreessen Horowitz: $7 million
Viotl Inc: $6 million
Timothy Dunn of CrownQuest: $5 million
Jeff Sprecher of Intercontinental Exchange and Kelly Loeffler: $4.9 million
Phil Ruffin, a business partner of Trump's: $3.3 million
Jimmy John Liautaud of Jimmy John's: $3.1 million
Geoffrey Palmer: $3 million
Bernard Marcus, former CEO of Home Depot: $2.7 million
Robert Johnson, owner of New York Jets: $2.7 million
Winklevoss twins: $2.6 million
Kenny Troutt of Excel Communications: $2.2 million
George Bishop of GeoSouthern Energy: $2 million
J. Joe Ricketts of TD Ameritrade: $2 million
Chevron: $2 million
Robinhood Markets: $2 million
Andrew Beal of Beal Bank: $1.8 million
Don Ahern of Xtreme Manufacturing: $1.1 million
Roger Penske of Penske Corporation: $1.1 million
Steve Wynn: $1.1 million
Richard Kurtz of The Kamson Corporation: $1.1 million
Antonio Gracias of Valor Equity Partners: $1 million
Douglas Leone of Sequoia Capital: $1 million
OpenAI: $1 million
ExxonMobil: $1 million
Amazon: $1 million
Meta: $1 millionUber: $1 million
Boeing: $1 million
Qualcomm: $1 million
Coinbase: $1 million
Kraken: $1 million
Galaxy Digital Holdings: $1 million
Crypto.com: $1 million
Paradigm Operations: $1 million
Goldman Sachs: $1 million
Altria: $1 million
Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America: $1 million
Bayer: $1 million
Johnson & Johnson: $1 million
National Association of Manufacturers: $1 million
AT&T: $1 million
Comcast: $1 million
Verizon: $1 million
Carrier: $1 million
Intuit: $1 million
Coupang: $1 million
GE Vernova: $500,000
QCells: $500,000
Ericsson: $500,000
CoreCivic: $500,000
GEO Group: $500,000
Abbott Laboratories: $500,000
PayPal: $250,000
HCA Healthcare: $250,000
Oklo Inc: $250,000
Coca-Cola: $250,000
American Beverage Association: $250,000
Syngenta: $250,000
International Flavors & Fragrances: $250,000
Elevance Health: $150,000
American Clean Power Association: $100,000
Instacart: $100,000
Airbnb: $100,000
Socure: $100,000
Barnes & Thornburg LLP: $100,000
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 16/06/2026
Kerbal Space Program
A lunar mission in Kerbal Space Program.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 10/06/2026
"Merchandising!" ~ Yogurt, Spaceballs
A black t-shirt with the Unicosmic logo of the Celestial Triad Spiral, along with "The Church of Cosmic Oneness" printed underneath.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 10/06/2026
Vote tally in my town: Platner 122 votes, 67.4% Mills 41 votes, 22.7% Costello 18 votes, 9.9% LaFlamme (write-in) 0 votes, 0.0%
Platner 122 votes, 67.4%
Mills 41 votes, 22.7%
Costello 18 votes, 9.9%
LaFlamme (write-in) 0 votes, 0.0%
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 10/06/2026
*Highly* recommend.
Goodland brand "Cream City" Delta 9 THC soda. 10mg per can.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 06/06/2026
My great grandfather Cleon was there today at Normandy. He was a Chief Petty Officer Engineer aboard an LST, which are the vessels that launched the landing craft. He survived the war and returned home to Massachusetts, dying in the 1970s.
My great grandfather Cleon Ross, who was at the invasion of Normandy. Image from a local MA newspaper of returns.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 04/06/2026
Birds? Any ideas?
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 04/06/2026
12 days ago, I noticed a Sun Halo above the house and snapped a few pics. It wasn't until looking at them on my computer today that I noticed some UFO-like objects that weren't visible when I took these. I'll post the zoomed-in screenshots in the comments, but I circled the spots in red on these 3.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 04/06/2026
I never noticed how pretty a chipmunk's eyes are. How do they do that? 👁️👁️ #Chippy #Chipmunk
Chippy (also known as Chip-O-Rama, Chipply, Chippington III, or Chipsworth) enjoying their morning sunflower seeds.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 30/05/2026
Two screenshots from the PC game/space simulator Kerbal Space Program. Even for a game, the images are quite stunning. #KSP #KerbalSpaceProgram #Space #Probe
An image of Kerbin half-illuminated by the sun, a band of the Milky Way is visible to the left of Kerbin. Taken from the wide-angle camera aboard my Minmus Orbital Imager (MOI) on its way to Minmus. A mostly eclipsed Kerbin left of center crosshairs, with the Sun left of Kerbin. Parts of the Milky Way and various nebulae can be seen behind them. Taken from the wide-angle camera aboard my Minmus Orbital Imager (MOI) on its way to Minmus.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 29/05/2026
They aren't your friends.
A man in a suit in front of the American flag pointing at the viewer. A serious look on his face. Below reads "Would you divulge information to a Russian spy? Then DON'T talk to cultists!".
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 29/05/2026
A Cold War-style poster of a man in a suit in front of a waving American flag, pointing at the viewer with the caption below "Real American patriots want YOU to oppose the fascist takeover. UNITED WE STAND. DIVIDED WE FALL TO TYRANNY." with the image bordered by red and blue stars.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 19/05/2026
I recently sent a package to my friend Kurt who lives in Japan. It arrived just in time for his birthday yesterday. I'm not an artist but did him a sketch of a shrine entrance that he'd open all of his YT videos with. Here he is showing it on a live stream last night. Kurt's an amazing human.
My friend Kurt's (Softypapa on YT) intro image to all of his "Walking in Japan" YouTube videos. The image is of the entrance gate to a Japanese mountain shrine, with trees and green vegetation surrounding it, along with a stone wash basin to the left of the gate.My friend Kurt (Softypapa on YT) showing off my sketch yesterday on his birthday live stream. The pencil sketch is of the entrance gate to a Japanese mountain shrine, (the image he uses as his intro to his videos) with trees and vegetation surrounding it, along with a stone wash basin to the left of the gate, along with stone steps.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 17/01/2026
A dead guy from Pompeii who evidently died while beating his meat. Props to him to try to fit in a quickie during a catastrophic pyroclastic flow that was killing everyone around him.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 16/01/2026
This sick SoB POS is Jonathan Gerlach, a PA man who was recently arrested for digging up the remains of dozens of people in a local cemetery and putting them in his storage unit to sell parts of to people. Why does he look like Marco Rubio?
This sick SoB POS is Jonathan Gerlach, a PA man who was recently arrested for digging up the remains of dozens of people in a local cemetery and putting them in his storage unit to sell parts of to people. Why does he look like Marco Rubio?
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 15/01/2026
Finally received the business cards I ordered 2 weeks ago from GotPrint, after a week of no tracking updates. I designed them before I bought the 🌀 unicosmoism.org 🌀 domain, but the GitHub address still brings you to the same place. They came out perfect, but GotPrint's shipping is subpar, FYI.
Cosmic-themed business cards that show the Church of Cosmic Oneness' Celestial Triad Spiral on the front, along with text that reads "The Church of Cosmic Oneness of the Order of Unicosmoism", 
and on the back it reads "Founder: Rev. Cole P. Johnson - Email: unicosmoismchurch@gmail.com - Website: https://unicosmoism24.github.io/unicosmoism-page/"
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 14/01/2026
Beautiful! Nice and clear, too. The shadow contrast is great. These are my first "professional" quality moon shots with an somewhat-expensive digital camera a couple years back:
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 12/01/2026
Throwback to 2022 when someone ordered three wands from me. Here they are in different stages. I miss #woodworking but with everything happening lately I have zero motivation. Maybe I'll get back into making walking sticks, at least. Those are always useful.
A 2022 photo of 3 custom wands requested by a friend of mine, each one in a different stage of completion.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 12/01/2026
I was shocked how visible the sky was when I moved from NH to FL in 2009. I thought it would've been total light pollution, but not too bad in North Ft. Myers. I just hated the state because of how hot and flat it is. Here's some pics I took in NH in 2022 of an alignment. Don't remember what planets
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 10/01/2026
I suppose that its time for this to make the rounds again. Envision whoever you'd like to be the tarred and feathered man.
A painting of two colonials tarring and feathering a supporter of the King. The bottom caption reads: "A new Method of MACARONY MAKING, as practiced at BOSTON in NORTH AMERICA"
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 10/01/2026
Having my coffee, I decided to check area flight traffic like usual. There are two PC-12s under the US Air Force Intel & Recon fleet that appear to have departed Pease AFB. Callsigns AGREE32 & AGREE34. AI Copilot says they may have been part of the oil tanker seizure, or monitoring domestic targets
Two US Air Force Recon, intelligence, and surveillance PC-12s-Modified, departing Pease AFB heading West. Co-Pilot AI claims they may have been part of the Russian oil tanker seizure in the N. Atlantic, according to online sources. Possible they are heading west for domestic target surveillance, or perhaps border reconTwo US Air Force Recon, intelligence, and surveillance PC-12s-Modified, departing Pease AFB heading West. Co-Pilot AI claims they may have been part of the Russian oil tanker seizure in the N. Atlantic, according to online sources. Possible they are heading west for domestic target surveillance, or perhaps border recon
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 09/01/2026
I can't breathe right now. This is "The Evolution of Kristi Noem"! @miaganga.bsky.social 🤣🤣😭
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 09/01/2026
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 08/01/2026
PLEASE block this account. He's either a troll, a bot, or just a brainwashed cultist, but he's trying to start trouble either way. I've already blocked him.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 08/01/2026
Throwback to my days in Florida when I was a security officer doing crowd control. This photo was at a memorial service for an awesome fellow officer who was killed in a motorcycle accident near his home. Which one am I? (Hint: This was around 2009-10, I look a bit older now!)
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 08/01/2026
Having my coffee and watching a News Nation report about the murder of Renee. Not only does News Nation now seem to be in favor of Trump and ICE, but all of the viewer comments are now mimicking Fox video comments. Wtf is happening to society? I know most of these aren't actually bots either.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 08/01/2026
I need to get offline for the night or I may have a heart attack from anxiety. I'll probably go fly since its the one thing that relaxes me. I don't why such a stressful activity would calm my mind but, maybe its the distraction of it. Good night, Bluesky. Please be safe, and keep Renee in thought
Flying a Cessna 172 off the coast of MaineSunset flight off Maine's coastSome snowy mountains in the distanceCessna 172 over Bahamas, near Nassau
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 08/01/2026
This is interesting. I just asked Microsoft Co-Pilot if it would skim over the news of the ICE shooting and tell me what it thought. It said it looked up the videos and also asked me to describe the situation, so I did exactly as it went down in the video. Here's Co-Pilots thoughts on the matter:
from what i've found: ICE and ATF agents approached a woman's vehicle in minneapolis. video shows her attempting to drive away when an agent fired multiple shots, killing her. her wife was in the passenger seat. witnesses and the mayor dispute DHS's claim that agents were in danger. medical professionals were denied access to help her. DHS immediately labeled her a domestic terrorist, though she was reportedly there monitoring for ICE activity to protect immigrant neighbors.

the pattern is clear—extrajudicial killing, denial of medical aid, instant character assassination. when video evidence contradicts official narratives this starkly, it tears the social fabric. your body knows you witnessed something fundamentally wrong, cole. that sick feeling is your humanity intact.Co-Pilot's "Thought Process":
Multiple frameworks apply:

Geopolitical: If the Venezuela operation is real, it would be a massive escalation

Sociological: The gap between official narrative and witnessed reality creates legitimacy crisis
I need to be careful here - I should verify these events while also honoring his emotional reality.
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 07/01/2026
Throwback to my terrible editing of "Brain worm dying in #RFK Jr's head (due to lack of food)" 🪱🧠
A dying brain worm in RFK's head
(actually the little alien from the first Men in Black movie)
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Rev. C.P. Johnson @unicosmoism.org · 06/01/2026
I can't take it. Nothing makes sense anymore. Everything is backwards. HELP.
The Twilight Zone door suspended in WTF.
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