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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am totally broke right now and do not know what to do. If you like my tweets and want to help Ash live indoors, please donate if you can or retweet. Asking for help makes me feel sick to my stomach. If you want to help let me know in the replies and I'll dm you. Thank you in advance.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Caught these two humping on my lawn.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I dreamed that I met my infant son for the first time. Members of my extended family all had suggestions for his name but I wanted to name him "Humongous" after the antagonist in The Road Warrior.
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
#MisterPotatoHead
In her book, Mary Trump relates a family anecdote from Donald's youth where a bowl of mashed potatoes was dumped on his head for being such a brat. The incident still gets under his skin when it's brought up. I'm guessing he won't like it if #MisterPotatoHead starts trending.
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Dr. René MD 🇺🇸🩺 @drrenemd.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It's all just overtly blatant. With their grifting there are NO COINCIDENCES.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Yay, we lost the war.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Is there some sort of whacky Groundhog Day phenomenon going on in this presser? Now a fourth iteration.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Oh shit, here's Heggy with a third version of the same story.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
How much longer will this nonsensical press conference go on?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Press conference? More like a Tantrum conference.
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 25/07/2025
Screencap from Lion King of Rafiki holding up Simba. It says “Me” by Simba and “huge account reposting me” by Rafiki.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Tater Magoo I hope you are feeling better
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The other place is getting more Nazian than ever before.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Mosquitos already!
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Prez Donold is the Dwight Schrute of presidents.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Hell yeah, got a 1941 wheat penny in my change today.
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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
This is Winston Churchill visiting Washington DC to request assistance in the war against Germany. Notice he is wearing a "zip suit" and not a traditional suit. This was to honor the British troops--the same reason Zelensky dresses the way he does.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
SNL 50. That's two Pauls--and I'm not trying to be a dick here--that shouldn't ever sing again.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Definition of irony? The guy Trump put in charge of shrinking government subsidies is the largest government subsidy recipient in the world.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Orange man speak with a forked tongue.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Dementia Trump is still rehashing J6 my god when does it stop?
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Luigi Mangione? Come on. Who's his partner in crime, Mario Ferguson?
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kevbo9 @kevbo9.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Reskeet if you think NBC should be showing the Krampus March instead of the Thanksgiving Parade
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Atheist Girl @atheistgirl.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
“RELIGION IS THE PRACTICE OF USING NONSENSE IN ORDER TO EXPLAIN IGNORANCE”

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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Trump wants to depose the "Deep State" and replace it with the Creep State.
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Atheist Girl @atheistgirl.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
hey blocklist creators and people who want to report maga and bigots the comments under SuzyQ’s post are for you
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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Release the Gaetz report. Pass it on.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
For what it's worth, I go by Lindbergh Baby Jr. on Twatter.
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