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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

On this #FirstDayofFall I must remind everyone of this controversial but true fact: Apple Cider is the far superior autumn flavor profile when compared to Pumpkin Spice. Fun Recipe Idea - Warm up your Apple Cider with a shot of Fireball Whiskey for a delicious adult drink.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The American Middle Class: We can't afford fuel, groceries, childcare or healthcare. The Trump Administration: I'm building a military monument to myself that will have drones and snipers. High gas prices are good. Stop eating avocado toast.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Five years ago today, one of our smallest citizens, a 5 year old girl, was killed in a preventable traffic crash while riding her bike. We have thought about her every day. This morning, we stopped by to lay flowers and a stuffie We miss you, Allison Hart. #All4Allie

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My 46 year old brother is watching Band of Brothers for the first time in his life. What I wouldn't give to be able to experience that show for the first time all over again.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

We've got our Pride flag hanging. We fly it because my wife and I believe gay and trans rights are human rights. Also to needle a few of our neighbors. One who said Jan 6th was "mostly peaceful". One whose wifi is "Come and Take It". And the one who regularly uses the hard R.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Those cops in Ohio should sue the lawyer who suggested they sue Afroman. They'll lose that case too but it'll also be funny.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Today, Admin told me I couldn't do this anymore. Rude.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

While downtown, Marty Weil used to call the office every night at the same time. He always took the time to get to know you, ask questions about your family and career, before he'd ask the heavier questions about the city's happenings He and his work will be missed.

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He Was Laid Off at The Washington Post After Working There 60 Years

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

My favorite thing about working midnights is parking in the reserved parking spots for people who outrank me, but who are at home, asleep.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Secret Police have no place in a free America. RT if you agree.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

ICE Gestapo held a United States citizen on the ground, took his lawfully owned and carried gun, executed him while he was on his hands and kneess, laughed, and then kept local police from responding to the location. And then Gregory Bonvino lied about what we all just saw in the videos.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

World leaders talk to Donald Trump the same way I talk to my toddler when he's having a temper tantrum. Except my toddler understands more about foreign policy than Donald Trump.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

The federal agent that shot and killed Renee Nicole Good did so in a manner that is antithetical to every tactical or use of force training or real life scenario that I've ever been involved in as law enforcement officer for the last 13.5 years. They must be held accountable.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

In 2003, I remember a bunch of people saying it was anti-American if you were against invading Iraq. And to be honest, I kind of believed it at the time. Then I joined the Army and had friends die from combat and lost far more to suicide afterwards. I won't believe that lie again.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

For the new year, I gave my boss, all my colleagues, and two of my favorite detectives, small gifts. They all got airplane bottles of Malort. None of them know what it is. Their taste buds are in for a culinary experience 😋

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Fun Fact: If your toddler puts a piece of ginger bread house in their nose and it gets stuck, the best way to get it out is to cover the other nostril with your thumb and blow into their mouth like you're giving them CPR. Guess how I found that out tonight.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

PSA: Lots of police departments will allow you to use their facilities as a safe place to meet when buying and selling items online. They'll often have monitored areas in their lobbies or parking lots. Please take advantage of these safe zones this holiday season.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

If Uncle Frank called my kid a little jerk, he'd get slugged. #HomeAlone

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Call me crazy but I don't think someone named in the Epstein Files should have any authority over the investigation. RT if you agree.

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 08/11/2025

There is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask. Cowards

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Ran into one of my former officers at the gym. He's now a Detective across the city from me. He was on the squat machine. It's good to see that he doesn't skip leg day. I should find a way to make sure his dedication to leg day winds up in his yearly performance review.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

When 4 am rolls around and nothing is happening during the shift.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

PLEASE STOP TWEETING AND ASKING IF I'M DRESSING AS A SEXY COP TONIGHT! Y'ALL KNOW DAMN WELL THAT'S MY COSTUME EVERY DAY!

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Take it from me, a real life police officer, NO ONE is giving out free drugs or fentanyl on Halloween That's not a thing. As a safety precaution, you should still check your kids candy. Not because of drugs but for gross candies like circus peanuts, necco wafers, and licorice.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Detectives when someone brings in leftover sweets:

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Today we remember Corporal Nathan Cirillo who was ambushed and gunned down ten years ago today while standing guard at the Canadian National War Memorial in Ottawa. Your sacrifice will never be forgotten.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

It's the worst part of the year. The building heat has been turned on, but the temperatures are still way too hot for the heat to be on. I'm cooking in my office. I've told my Detectives to make themselves comfortable in the office, but they still need to wear pants.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Can’t vote on the Epstein files if the whole government is shut down.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

My biggest takeaway from the Hegseth speech is that Elon Musk tweeted out that Donald Trump is on the Epstein List.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Watched the Hegseth speech. Putin and Xi must wake up every day, look at America's changing priorities, and think it's Christmas. We are giving the Pacific to China and giving up on Europe.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Started cooking dinner and cracked open a beer. The wife called and said she needed to help her sister and pushed dinner back by two hours. So this cooking beer just became an afternoon beer. Cheers!

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Admittedly, I've never been to Quantico because I don't eat crayons. But where do you house 900+ flag officers plus their staff? Is a two star going to have to struggle putting on the second cross bar of his military issued cot?

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

It's kind of wild that right now, hundreds of Generals and Admirals are making the decision of whether they're going to be loyal to the Constitution or a drunken Secretary and his pedophile boss.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Me: I'm running late. Need to get to work. My toddler: Daddy, can I have extra snuggles? Me: Screw the bosses, I can be late.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Went to a concert before work. I wasn't interested in the headliner as much as I was one of the openers. Nothing says "Punk as fuck" like leaving a show early to go to work as a cop. I still got it, though. 🤘

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Ran into an old colleague of mine in the break room. We said hi. We sat next to each other and stared at our phones with football in the back room. No words were exchanged. We said bye. Great guy. I love hanging out with him.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Four years ago today, one of our smallest citizens, a 5 year old girl, was killed in a preventable traffic crash while riding her bike. We have thought about her every day. This morning, Penny and I stopped by to lay flowers and a stuffie We miss you, Allison Hart. #All4Allie

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

If Bill Clinton is in Epstein Files and the Trump Administration still isn't releasing them, those files must be REALLY bad.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Throw a sandwich at a cop: Felony Assault on a Police Officer charges, Fired Beat a cop in the head with an American flag: Presidential pardon, apology from the president, monetary restitution, appointed job at the DOJ

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

BREAKING: Trump will be deploying the National Guard to DC to protect the Epstein Files

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I've been a semi-professional poker player for 22 years now. Last night, I hit my first Royal Flush. It netted me about $1100. I've been riding a high since then!

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Last night was the kind of night that made me wish liquor stores opened earlier than 9 am. I won't use alcohol to decompress, but damn if the thought hasn't crossed my mind 100 times since midnight.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Wait, wait, wait... Deputy AG Todd Blanche is invited, but Deputy Director Dan Bongino isn't? Either he isn't important enough to be invited, or he isn't important enough to be named by the press. Both are hilarious.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Fun Fact: The U.S. state closest to Africa, is Maine.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

While leaving work this morning, I saw a dove. It was magical! It was probably just an albino pigeon, but I'm gonna pretend it was a dove.

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Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I know I'm a few weeks late, but I finally watched a video of Ozzy Osborne singing "Mama, I'm Coming Home" at his farewell concert. If you're looking for me, I'll be lying down crying for the next few hours.

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