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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe spatula would prefer to live on the lawn.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still have my grandfather's.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tooberville has CTE.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, that's an insulting punishment.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jewnited Nations.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not even here because I've never heard of internet.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remove their thumbs.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So many places to boop.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You mean RFKrazy?
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
4! 4! 4! 4! 4!
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where are the close-ups? WHERE ARE THE
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can we get some audio of him crying?
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
God. Dammit.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To answer your question, no, not really.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He needs more advanced surveillance tech.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You have quite the collection of T-shirts.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's how I sleep.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looking back at how formulaic the show was I realize I was not a bright child.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If it was as bad as their current tomato "sauce," forget it.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not Toblerrent?
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Catspreading.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Unguarded kitty belly!
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One o' them furry tube cats.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In the future we will eat Herzogburgers.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Angle boy.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dewey moist. Dewy?
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Does not compute.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Alert the boop patrol!
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We need to asterisk every place Trump's name is displayed.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You have super-weird dreams.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The watched frog never croaks.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Satire used to be so easy to detect.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dig thy neighbor.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I could kick in a few bucks.
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am totally broke right now and do not know what to do. If you like my tweets and want to help Ash live indoors, please donate if you can or retweet. Asking for help makes me feel sick to my stomach. If you want to help let me know in the replies and I'll dm you. Thank you in advance.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Can I substitute tea for coffee?
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
He's that and so much more.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
He's no Rammstein.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Send them running into the sea.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What a contrast of skin and fur.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Human deodorizer sprays every time she nods her head, Stinkaster avoided.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In The Waddle du Berlin.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Don't go--don't you want to see the finale of season two of Tromp?
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
She hasn't decided yet? Must be waiting for the bribe check to clear. Or she's just a vote-tease.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Caught these two humping on my lawn.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Of course.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thank you for your service.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
White Jesus approved.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He exhibits zero coherence.
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underskrift.bsky.social @underskrift.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In his defense he'll say anything to get what he wants. Also, he is stupid.
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