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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So Wales, the Jets and the Mets are all playing at the same time today. A triple dose of sporting misery.

Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Parky has come up with a brilliant way of countering Southampton spying on us by not actually knowing what our best team and tactics are himself. We will smash them today. #askWxm #WxmAFC

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hopefully this treatment will help Max Cleworth’s injury and he’ll be back soon.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Burnley time wasting before coming out of the tunnel. #wxmafc #akwxm

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Windass is back. The season starts today.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just me in my kitchen waiting for a new signing

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Quite the storm going on in Wrexham. I hope everyone has managed to unplug their TV aerials before they blow up.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Are you even from Wrexham if you haven’t been tailgating at the Turf or to a pep rally at Holt Lodge? #WxmAFC

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Wrexham kill off main characters quicker than Game of Thrones.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

ALERT: Stand aside the Reds are coming. #WxmAFC

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

That was an elaborate way to announce a hosepipe ban.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

In case anyone was doubting how intelligent I am, I have successfully downloaded my Cardiff away tickets.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If your A-Level results weren’t as good as you had hoped, don’t worry. Mine went really well and my life has turned out to be completely shit.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Leeds United brought on an 18 year old lad called Pickles last night. Presumably he wears number 66 in tribute to the dog who found the stolen World Cup in that year.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I think Southampton should be playing Man City in tier 9 next season. The real punishment will come the season after that though when they have to play Chester.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Ending a phone call from his wife with “cheers fella” seems so on-brand for Ollie Palmer. #welcometowrexham

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I’m delighted that my season ticket price has been “frozen” at only £40 more than I paid last year.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I think they should sound a klaxon when a corner is taken and another one 15 seconds later. In between that there are no fouls. Like the Purge.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Keir Starmer has done a Gerald Ratner on the Labour Party.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I’m off to see Ocean Colour Scene tonight. With it being May 4th, I hope they play some songs off the Mos Eisley Shoals album.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I’m going to hack into their laptops and suggest some crazy substitutions. #wxmafc #askwxm

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I’ve decided to watch the Champions League game instead of the Championship tonight as I like to keep an eye on the teams will be playing in the future and not the past. #wxmafc #askwxm

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Windass didn’t celebrate the first goal so I think he’s claiming it. #wxmafc

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

They’ve given the first goal to Thommo but Windy has just signed two to the bench. He definitely didn’t celebrate both goals so I think he’s claiming them. #askwxm

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

All our away games are a game of two halves but I’ve had to change channel at half time today. #askwxm

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

We’re always rubbish in the first half of away games. Keeping it level means a comfortable victory now. A goal and an assist from Windass will give us the points. #askwxm

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The Lord Mayor has called it a night #askwxm

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

This was to be after and, crucially, not part of the Lord Mayor’s Show #askwxm #wxamafc

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Weirdly, despite living in Wales, Scotland v Ivory Coast is taking place 27 miles away from my house whereas Wales play a home game 142 miles away.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

She creates so many chances that they should call her Opportunity Knox. #askwxm

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

That tactical injury by the Wrexham keeper on 30 minutes changed the game. #askwxm

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Much better in intensity in the last few minutes and it has got its reward. #askwxm

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Disappointing but at least we can concentrate on the USA tour now #askwxm #wxmafc

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Callum Doyle is going to become the world’s first billion bitcoin player. #askwxm #wxmafc

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

My score prediction for the Wrexham v Swansea game is four - nizzle.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

The good news for that PSG ball boy is that he is likely to end up with a multi million pound vodka business now.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I’m going to protest about the travesty that is VAR by refusing to watch any video of any description until it is scrapped.

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Why are virtually all moron orange?

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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I’m sure the Sky commentator keeps calling the Portsmouth manager John Cena but I can’t see him on the bench.

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