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My Morning Jorkit

@uncleramrod.bsky.social
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Slipping into something a little more comfortable (a panic room)
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HE IS RISEN 🙏
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Took me a while to think through this one. Realistically, several of these qualify for multiple categories, but I wanted to avoid repeats. Judge me, and fill out your own: 🔗👇
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
cis people HRT is wild
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
An emperor’s picks for concubine and treacherous eunuch says a lot about him.
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
An emperor’s picks for concubine and treacherous eunuch says a lot about him.
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This was a fun/interesting study. Not sure how to describe my “type”, but this is pretty accurate programs.clearerthinking.org/who_attracts...
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Game Time
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Two truths and a lie, Louisville Intl Airport edition The airport convenience store has: -whiskey -tissues -bibles
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Touching water >>> touching grass
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It’s been a couple of years but I’m finally back in my happy place
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My 10 year old is currently trying to learn how to play “If I Were A Rich Man” on his kazoo. How’s everyone else’s Sunday morning going?
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
TOS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN WAVEN AT YOU FROM HELL, "NO ONE SHOULD AHVE A TRILLION DOLLAR'S  HOWEVER IF TERMS OF SERCICE DIDNT EXIST, WE COULD SAY WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN INSTEAD " CANT SAY MUCH MORE HERE, AS ALWAYS CHECK OUT patreon.com/dasharez0ne FOR MORE WRITING I CANT POST HERE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
“Meet me at the Wendy’s in Temecula”-ass posting
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Oh ok.
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Phoebe! @mollyesbian.gayass.io · 20/03/2026
chuck norris doesn't die he

dies of ligma
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
. @ericisgood.bsky.social Derp,,, I just needed to make sure you were aware that this image exists since you’re not #OnThere anymore. Bless up 🙏
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“Cool MTG art”
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
As a millennial, the worst thing about being in your early 30s is waking up and remembering that you just turned 41
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
great things are happening on X, the everything app™
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It’s pretty cool that the most powerful nation on earth is ruled by 2 corrupt oligarch parties who are in lockstep on its draconian imperialist foreign policy, and populated by people who are purposefully kept too stupid and/or poor by their govt to ever do anything to change it
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I seriously can’t overstate how much and how quickly the world would improve if a large tidal wave consumed all of these ships
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This is where I post from, if you even care
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I had to type this sentence yesterday in a group chat, and I’m not sure I’ll ever recover from the psychic damage it caused me: “Did you guys see that Grok is now praising Hitler and threatening to rape will Stancil?”
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
There’s a real cool cycle the GOP repeats over & over: 1. get reelected 2. deregulate/gut the govt to line their pockets & fuck the poor by reducing the social safety net 3. get voted out by a tiny margin because things got worse 4. blame the problems they created on minorities
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The 4th of July is the worst holiday because it combines the four things I hate the most: - parades - fireworks - the sun - america
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
So, Cuomo is still gonna run in the general. If the reverse happened, and Mamdani lost then ran as a third party, the Dem establishment cries for him to drop out and that he’s helping elect a republican would be NONSTOP
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
the @democrats.org seeing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social beat the centrist establishment-backed candidate last night and learning absolutely nothing from it
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Horizon Zero Dawn’s antagonist, Ted Faro, was written as a caricature of Musk, & Faro literally erases the compendium of human knowledge after causing the apocalypse just so future generations wouldn’t know how horrible he was, and now Musk is trying to do that too. The snake is eating its own ass
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Some Dipshit: I'm going to put a bomb in your car Zohran Mamdani: I don't even own a car
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
tapping the sign
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
How I dress for my wedding vs how I dress for the destruction of Israel
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/05/2025
the narrative with ‘white genocide’ lately isn’t an accident, this is an intentional effort to continue pushing the overton window as far as they can to completely reverse all social progress. these people are genuinely sad aparteid ended
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
ROBOPRIEST (2026)
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/05/2025
Every hundred likes, I make his head bigger.
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Wet Owl @levisatyrane.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
We seriously gotta come up with a slur for guys with this type of sad and insidious “it’s all about making deals and doing business 24/7” hustle cuck mentality. I propose “LinkedIncels”
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
someone told ChatGPT to replicate an image of The Rock without changing anything 100 times over
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
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My Morning Jorkit @uncleramrod.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
ok, I'll bite; what's an "Ethan Klein"?
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Ethan, hour one: I am not a Zionist, and I'll prove it Ethan, hour five: AND THE EXPULSION OF THE JEWS THROUGHOUT HISTORY BY ARABIC NATIONS,
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