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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 39m

good thing the bears spent a lifetime acclimating me to bad decision making and execution at the quarterback position. makes this game feel like a warm blanket

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 50m

the camera and truck work on this bears packers game is "sus". this is the nfl, not some college match up in the mac. send the pros next time, fox

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

the outright laughable lies coming from the pea-brained psychos in charge are unsurprising, and quite frankly, bother me very little. the reprinting of the bullshit without calling it bullshit still bothers me though

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

those snl sketches made everyone forget how bad da coach was for his last five seasons in chicago. the team was a goddamn circus. friendly coverage had given way to more honest reporting, and he was not very popular when he left. i hope da coach sent robert smigel a huge ass check every christmas

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I am the rare chicagoan who has long been sour on ditka, but if I were forced to pay the guy a compliment, it would be that he knew what to do with a good offensive line (whatever you want; it almost doesn't matter because when you own the line of scrimmage the plays all work)

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

10000th time i have watched sidney crosby thread an impossible pass between three guys right to the tape, reaching a shooter looking at a wide open net, who then proceeds to miss the goddamn net

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025

mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

in like 1990 i spent a week of class time figuring out how to program a blackjack game into my graphing calculator so i'd have something to do the rest of the year in math class. woulda killed for an iphone

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

guys, i feel very strongly that, from this point forward in america, public executions are a foregone conclusion. it's just gonna be a matter of who dies last.

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

a lotta people posting their l's with that amazon thing

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the longer we go without having another one, the crazier it seems that even one bobby orr has ever existed. we've even had two babe ruth's at this point. only one bobby, and there's nobody else even in the discussion.

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

well my plan was to do a bunch of crimes and then dismantle the justice system to avoid consequences and then replace the constitution in order to permanently maintain the power to escape justice, but SOMEONE had to go and do it first

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

pinions were sadly hunted to extinction in 2002

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

they gotta retire our jersey in this one, seems cruel to the other cities to keep us in the competition

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

might fuck around later and re-discover greek fire

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If Pete Crow-Armstrong were a Ray instead of a Cub, his career wins above replacement would already be 9th all time in franchise history

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026

Baby Painted Purple For Vikings Game

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Fudgie B. @jinjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Naw man if you ignore all the gore and ai porn and conservative new age turner diaries psycho race science the site is still fine man you just gotta cultivate your feed

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i will never stop posting because that's the only way you can get a notification on a nine month old reply you made telling you your post was liked by BrickedUpAtSpiritHalloween

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the fiber company is installing in the neighborhood and a guy was just carrying a large piece of scrap cable through my backyard while using it to pantomime playing a guitar. 10/10.

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

there are a few ways to get an instant automatic like on a post from me, and one of them is including a bag of dirt with the word puto written on it. another is barnacle jim's face

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

bring back cartoonishly spraying overly horny people in the face with a large glass seltzer dispenser. ultimately harmless but gets the point across

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i think you could sell tickets to watch the liberty bibberty get exploded in a microwave. america really hates that little fucker

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

probably the most positive comment section ive run into lately is a long time local watering holes "we're closing" post. everyone is just saying "i met my wife there" and shit

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“Donald Trump would go BALLISTIC if he saw this poll! Be a shame if everyone shared it far and wide 😉” Babe, that old bitch is seeing nothing. Every hour, someone comes in to show him a picture of Rosie O’Donnell with a different AI haircut, which keeps his blood from thickening into jam

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i knew the air was a little fresher on my walk this morning, didn't know until i got back and saw this that it was because denny stopped breathing

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i think if you add up the hours i've spent playing the civ series mech warrior series and ea nhl series, it's almost certainly more than all my other gaming combined. i have no idea what this says about me

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i think you could sell tickets to watch the liberty bibberty get exploded in a microwave. america really hates that little fucker

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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i cannot tell you how much everyone will HATE IT if we make savings time permanent. no one will like putting their kindergarten age kids on the bus in December and January in the dark

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

because we won't fucking pay for it dipshit

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

always reaching into his pocket and pulling out the finest after dinner candies

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

if serial killers taught me one thing, it's that it takes them forever to find you if you murder strangers. if they taught me two things it's that plus we desperately need a far more robust childhood mental and physical health safety net.

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i know congresspeople are nearly unanimously incapable of feeling embarrassment, but they should know that at this point, beyond being embarrassed by their complete refusal to put a stop to this, they should start being concerned about their long term freedom after not putting a stop to all this

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

hours long pregame shows are like power rangers or whatever, there's a two year period when you're a kid where you watch it and then you mature out of it

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it'll probably be some guy at a station in iowa that still broadcasts in 480p, and not, like, tony dookie pill. but it'll still be good

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i got this feeling like it's happening before the world series is over (unrelated except for timing). i'm not a wagering type guy but i almost feel strongly enough about it to figure out how those "you can bet on anything" sites work. his heart barely works and his brain is acceleratingly dying

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026